stepping on the scale... - 11/4/2018

[Anal birth]

I got everything I needed from the first three minutes of the video.

1) "I am back to my bad sleeping schedule"

That lasted one day. She is incapable of sticking to anything. How hard is it to go to bed at night and get out of bed in the morning if you really want to? This has negative implications for any other changes she plans to make...

2) "I have been wanting to do some reading lately..."

Atta gorl!! Finally, you are thinking like a writer! What did you get? Bukowski? Dickens? Coleridge? Melville? Miller? Vonnegut? Joyce? I take back what I said in the last comment. Now you are making changes! Not only will reading broaden your horizons, improve your writing, and give you food for thought...it will even help you lose weight, I guarantee it. For once, I am proud of you, woman! Let's see, which classics did you buy? ...lesbian comic books?? Oh, brother. Can anybody in that house handle anything made for adults, or does everything have to be comics and video games? "A ten to thirty minute read", she says... So much for being engrossed in the world of ideas... "I have no issue with comic books..." No, you only have issues with grownup stuff...

3) "I take full responsibility for everything that is happening in my life" She can't even complete the sentence without adding "although I know depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain" Look at how she negates all responsibility in the very same sentence!

4) "I feel like it's very possible to beat an eating disorder with or without help" She is already setting it up so that she won't get help! She doesn't need help, she can do it all by herself! "You just have to be extremely strong" Which she has proven she isn't. She can't even stick to a diet for six hours; how is she going to be "extremely strong"? She is one of the weakest people who has ever lived. I heard it is possible to lift 500 pounds over your head too, but you have to be extremely strong. Most people, including strong ones, can't do it. "I have read so many stories on it before, it is very possible..." No help needed; she did all the reading.

5) "What's not possible is waking up one morning and completely changing everything and being this perfect person!" This one triggers me. Nobody said she needs to be perfect. But she needs to stop being a complete failure and a baby. It is possible to wake up one morning and change everything; those people she read about who lost weight did exactly that. Are they perfect? Of course not. Are they committed to weight loss? Of course, otherwise they wouldn't lose the weight. Did they wake up one morning and change? Yep. Otherwise, they would still be fat.

6) She binged like a whale after all those quasi-tearful videos. So all that "raw" emotion was absolutely meaningless. We stand here now and absolutely zero has changed.

All of this was covered in the first three minutes of the video. Nothing else in the video is important.

So, another cycle is now complete. Crazed binging, followed by tearful regret, followed by promises, followed by broken promises, followed by crazed binging again. Fucking unreal.

Memo to Amberlynn: Just die already, so we can move on to other cows. You are really becoming a bore.

Maybe we should send Amber Joyce's dirty letters. They scarred me for life and might put Amber off food for a couple of minutes

I really think she needs to drop Becky completely. Right now it is to Becky's benefit to let Amber have her way, because she pays for everything. If Amber were to lose the weight, she will lose her YouTube income, or at least her income will go way down, because she will no longer be a freak show. Amber has no education or skills, so getting an actual job will be difficult for her, and there's no way she'd be able to support herself and Becky at that point, and I cannot imagine Becky would be willing to be the breadwinner. Becky would be dead weight, needing to be cast aside like excess skin.

I would pay obscene amounts of money to pay Eric and Rickie's (mainly Rickie) real opinions on Amber. I feel like that would be the most brutal video ever

 

[Synthwave]

This is not the case of staying up late during the weekend and having to go back to waking up early on week days. Since Amber and Becky got together Amber has been going to bed later and later. The transition to reverting it completely accelerated after Becky quit her job.

It would be necessary to slowly go back to decent hours over a period of time - say a week or more. But Amber has no will power and once she vocalizes one of her plans she thinks it's already done. Besides, Walmart and many fast food joint are open 24/7.

As usual, she's said this before, so I'll be repeating myself too. Amber has a very black and white view of the world and doesn't understand nuances (as a side-thought, it might be due to the fact that she's too lazy to improve her life). Not being perfect is a good excuse, the problem is that most people will, say, lose less weight than planned and say it's because they are not perfect. To Amber it means she'll gain while "actively" trying to lose.

Nah. She got bored of trying to pretend for the camera. Make no mistake, the only time Amber EVER exercised for real was (if you believe her words) when Krytle's parents hired a personal trainer.

That is laziness at work, but there might also be some fear of failure thrown in. In the video where Becky shows off the gifts she made for Eric you can see that she knows how to color properly - she did one mushroom (I think it was) with proper shading and color gradation, but everything else was flat and badly done.
To git gud one needs to try and be able to accept the fact that some of one's effort might not be up to par. Becky avoids trying because she might be afraid to find out she isn't good enough.

I'm sorry, but working, being an adult or setting goals (which, btw, is something she does All.The.Time) have very little to do with her weight.
She doesn't work - be it house chores or a job - because she doesn't want to. She is childish, and because of that, her goals and plans are ludicrous.
Amber's life is the perfect example of what would happen if one let a 5 yo do only what they wanted - no showers, going to bed/waking up any time they want, only eating junk food and candy, spending money only on things the child wants and not what is needed (remember the blankets on the windows?).
She isn't childish because she's fat. She's fat because she's childish.

And yet, all the other crap she buys doesn't get thrown away...

When Amber wants to eat, Amber needs food NOW. Cooking stuff in the oven takes too long.

Did you miss a quote? Not sure what Amberlynn being fat and childish has to do with Beckys crafting abilities. Confused.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

You'd think with those black circles around her eyes, temperment, sleeping schedule and eating habits - Big Ham is actually a fat-ass racoon.

 

[meepmapmop]

My fucking gawd, Becky. Use some masking tape you imbesil thumb of a woman. I truly don’t see the point in painting/crafting if you are not going to put effort into it. ”It’s not like accurate or good but whatever” yes we can see that. Just half-ass everything, why don’t you. That way you make sure you’ll never make any progress or learn anything, or you know, maybe actually become good at something.

Sometimes I just want to smack those lazy blubberinos.

Yeah, I got to admit that Becky's "painting" was pretty triggering. Usually people who enjoy creating love to put the energy and effort into making it the best that they can with: careful planning, resources (videos, books, classes etc) and trying to improve their skill on each project. Becky can't even bother to google "How to paint straight lines".... I'm really hoping that AL's supporters (and haters!) will stop encouraging Becky to make an Etsy account... it's insulting to all the talented artists on that site that put actual effort into their creations.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

You'd think with those black circles around her eyes, temperment, sleeping schedule and eating habits - Big Ham is actually a fat-ass racoon.

Raccoons are adorable and useful though. I get the "staying up all night and eating literal trash" part but raccoons keep pests down to a manageable level and keep themselves clean. Amber's more like a pot-bellied pig - the only animal I can think of that will happily eat itself to immobile obesity and wallow in its own filth when given an opportunity to do so.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Raccoons are adorable and useful though. I get the "staying up all night and eating literal trash" part but raccoons keep pests down to a manageable level and keep themselves clean. Amber's more like a pot-bellied pig - the only animal I can think of that will happily eat itself to immobile obesity and wallow in its own filth when given an opportunity to do so.

Please tell me they have hoarding tendencies.

 

[497]

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I think she's more like a goldfish, another animal that will eat themselves to death. If you analyze what she says you realize her brain doesn't work right; she has no attention span and can't remember anything. Also, a goldfish would be too stupid to find a way into the underwater equivalent of a dumpster. just as Amberlynn is incapable of providing anything for herself. But as long as food is available to a goldfish they will eat until they explode, apparently.

to be fair if AL does have heart failure it can cause less blood to the brain and confusion. even at her lowest weight (366elbees?) her heart could of been giving out.

 

[FitBitch]

to be fair if AL does have heart failure it can cause less blood to the brain and confusion. even at her lowest weight (366elbees?) her heart could of been giving out.

Spoiler: Anatomy sperging

Yes, a lack of oxygen to the brain causes brain damage. Amber struggles to breathe while just sitting, there's no way her blood is getting enough oxygen to circulate it properly through her body. Add to this her sleep apnea where she's not getting any oxygen for small stretches of time in her sleep and even when she's breathing (she will absolutely deny this but there's really no way for it to not be reality) she's snoring. She sleeps on her back with her massive weight on her chest and, perched on pillow mountain, her head will be resting forward. This position will obstruct her airway enough to cause snoring and there's no getting around it. This means even when she's breathing in her sleep she's not getting enough oxygen. This is only being compounded by her unclean sheets full of dust mites and cat hair and dander. The air she's getting is not decent quality air.

All of this is adding up to a bad outlook for Amber's brain. A prolonged lack of oxygen is a cause of brain damage and Amber's been lacking oxygen for a long, long time.

TL; DR: getting fatter IS making Amber dumber.

 

[Strine]

Becky has literally nothing but time. How does her artwork always look so half-assed? GORL, you have an entire arsenal of things you could use to paint a straight fucking line:

• Masking tape.
• A ruler.
• A single corner from just 1 of the 127 journals lying around.

You're not good at eyeballing things for accuracy. Take your time and create something Future Becky will be proud of. I refuse to believe this is her best effort.

I don't think precision and finesse are very important to a woman who is almost 30 and spends her entire life drawing Naruto and drawling into a camera about the time her birth aunt farted and blamed a ghost and Becky believed her

 

[Long time lurker]

Did you miss a quote? Not sure what Amberlynn being fat and childish has to do with Beckys crafting abilities. Confused.

No, I didn't.

I'm really hoping that AL's supporters (and haters!) will stop encouraging Becky to make an Etsy account... it's insulting to all the talented artists on that site that put actual effort into their creations.

I'm torn about this one. Becky putting stuff up for sale on Etsy will probably be a waste of material, but OTOH we might be able to get an emotional video from her or Amber blaming the haters on her lack of sale.

As for it being insulting to artists on Etsy... Remember Regretsy? There is a huge amount of WTF items for sale there.

 

[meepmapmop]

No, I didn't.

I'm torn about this one. Becky putting stuff up for sale on Etsy will probably be a waste of material, but OTOH we might be able to get an emotional video from her or Amber blaming the haters on her lack of sale.

As for it being insulting to artists on Etsy... Remember Regretsy? There is a huge amount of WTF items for sale there.

Ah Regretsy... I really do miss that site. Point taken, it could give us some actual decent material instead of all this "boo hoo, I'm fat" crap we've been getting lately.

 

[HickoryDickory]

TL; DR: getting fatter IS making Amber dumber.

True. We had another fatcow that was just too dumb to even comprehend. I had to stop reading.

I don't remember if he got as big as Amberlynn though.