🐮 Lolcow Steven Robert Dawson / "Conehead" - Coomer who crossdresses and sings about his favourite pornstars.

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Hi everyone. I have some good news, Steven has purchased a Christy Mack fleshlight and is showing it off on X. How nice is that?
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Random5678 said:
Hi everyone. I have some good news, Steven has purchased a Christy Mack fleshlight and is showing it off on X. How nice is that?
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I wouldn't be surprised if some alog would try to make him film himself using it with the pretense it is for Pretti and she needs it to prove her his sexual prowess.
The same way trolls convinced Chris-Chan filming the "Julay's eyes only".
 
Ding dong waheyyyy our boy got a toy. Though he could prove us all wrong and keep it clean.

The alogs have been trying to get a video of him using it. Especially Diana Dogseggs.
 
Random5678 said:
Hi everyone. I have some good news, Steven has purchased a Christy Mack fleshlight and is showing it off on X. How nice is that?
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Fucking almost £100 in total. That's not right that, needs discounting he does anyway. £30 in lube is insane, has my guy never heard of pissing before? Sorry. No I'm a fucking idiot. Do you ever forget who you're talking about? That's a good deal compared to £200 in babestation fees a month. I cannot imagine buying any of that shit in a physical store in the current day, not that I'd do that anyway. I feel awkward enough going into places like that to buy lingerie and shit I do, let alone buying the most 'I am painfully single' item they have.

Completely unrelated, I was just thinking about sex and he popped into my mind. Is Steven the last major proper English lolcow now purple aki died? They truly were a ying and yang; the small white man lusting over basically fictional women with big ding dongers and the massive megablack man lusting over the muscles of teenage boys. Two sexual deviants with completely inverse bodies and interests, even lived about as far away from each other as you can in England.

Comments on that post were kinda funny though.
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He has such a way with words though. Doesn't this just get you fucking dripping?
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I was poking around his shit and I found some other account. Not steven related, he hasn't even replied to it but some other random person that replied to steven also replied to this. And uhh. It's an interesting account. And idk it's one of those things where maybe it is a troll but also you spent a significant amount of time photoshopping yourself into fucking indian level roses gifs with some random woman so idk ironic maybe but still retarded. Seems like maybe a Cornish Steven?
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It's certainly an interesting account. https://x.com/jpseph85296.
 
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femboy fart huffer said:
I was poking around his shit and I found some other account.
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Steven and Simon go way back, they are mortal enemies. Definitely not a troll. He's an insane homeless amputee who loves to post random photoshops like that 24/7. It's his photoshopping that led to his feud with Steven:

 
Random5678 said:
Steven and Simon go way back, they are mortal enemies. Definitely not a troll. He's an insane homeless amputee who loves to post random photoshops like that 24/7. It's his photoshopping that led to his feud with Steven:

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Makes sense why Steven accounts would be interacting with him then. Idk something about 'I just shit myself the council NEEDS to give me a house NOW' rings off as the most troll shit.
 
How does he afford this lifestyle of depravity with tardbux? Just being able to live alone like he does should be far out of his price range but from the sounds of it he's able to afford a pocket pussy, hundreds per month on chatting with camwhores and *two* phone lines(he referred to the number that was blocked as his "backup").

Besides that I just want to say that the cross section view on the back of the box looks horrible to clean and obviously artificially textured which counters the marketing of "being based on a real whore's vagina". it's not like they'd even need to switch to a different texturing pattern, just don't show what it looks like on the box and most men probably wouldn't even notice as a penis doesn't have very high effective touch resolution.
 
Woggie's child bride said:
How does he afford this lifestyle of depravity with tardbux? Just being able to live alone like he does should be far out of his price range but from the sounds of it he's able to afford a pocket pussy, hundreds per month on chatting with camwhores and *two* phone lines(he referred to the number that was blocked as his "backup").

Besides that I just want to say that the cross section view on the back of the box looks horrible to clean and obviously artificially textured which counters the marketing of "being based on a real whore's vagina". it's not like they'd even need to switch to a different texturing pattern, just don't show what it looks like on the box and most men probably wouldn't even notice as a penis doesn't have very high effective touch resolution.
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Does Steven have buddy trolls or "paypigs" who pay his deviant lifestyle and even encourage it for potential future content?
 
Woggie's child bride said:
How does he afford this lifestyle of depravity with tardbux? Just being able to live alone like he does should be far out of his price range but from the sounds of it he's able to afford a pocket pussy, hundreds per month on chatting with camwhores and *two* phone lines(he referred to the number that was blocked as his "backup").
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Steven doesn't have many outgoings. From what I know of disabled people in Britain, I believe his housing is mostly paid for by the government as is his travel. He also likely earns a lot more than people would suspect, I imagine it approaches what a minimum wage worker earns but I could be wrong, I'm far from an expert on any of this.

You also have to keep in mind he's been wearing mostly the same clothes for over a decade and seems to only use "freeview" instead of cable TV. He also doesn't buy new electronics unless absolutely necessary; his house tour looks like he's been living the same way since the early 00s. Phone plans are also cheap in the UK from what I can see.

So overall he likely spends most of his money on food, porn and porn accessories.

Drama Trauma said:
Does Steven have buddy trolls or "paypigs" who pay his deviant lifestyle and even encourage it for potential future content?
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He doesn't have anyone sending him money to my knowledge. He often asks for gifts but if he receives anything it's usually something he doesn't want.
 
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