Lolcow Steven Robert Dawson / "Conehead" - Coomer who crossdresses and sings about his favourite pornstars.

[Axiom.]

hello i have heard that people here are posting nasty rude and dishonest things about me online and i want it to stop immediately i am not a retarded coomer and i am not to be called conehead or conehead the retardian or conan the barbaric who do you people think that you are that you can abuse me when i did nothing to you never have done wasn't me so there and just because i wank over preeti young on babestation this somehow makes me stupid well i love preeti and one day i am going to marry her so there and as for the person who sent me a towel depicting me destroying the twin towers in new york that was not me i am innocent and never even been to new york so it was not me okay so just stop being mean or i am going to the police because i have had enough okay
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Finally saw this thread being bumped after awhile and this is what I see first, amazing.

 

[Drama Trauma]

hello i have heard that people here are posting nasty rude and dishonest things about me online and i want it to stop immediately i am not a retarded coomer and i am not to be called conehead or conehead the retardian or conan the barbaric who do you people think that you are that you can abuse me when i did nothing to you never have done wasn't me so there and just because i wank over preeti young on babestation this somehow makes me stupid well i love preeti and one day i am going to marry her so there and as for the person who sent me a towel depicting me destroying the twin towers in new york that was not me i am innocent and never even been to new york so it was not me okay so just stop being mean or i am going to the police because i have had enough okay
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Is this the legend himself? This thread barely has any interactions. It's kinda funny he decided to write here even though this thread barely have any influence on his (negative) public image.

 

[Fagguccine]

hello i have heard that people here are posting nasty rude and dishonest things about me online and i want it to stop immediately i am not a retarded coomer and i am not to be called conehead or conehead the retardian or conan the barbaric who do you people think that you are that you can abuse me when i did nothing to you never have done wasn't me so there and just because i wank over preeti young on babestation this somehow makes me stupid well i love preeti and one day i am going to marry her so there and as for the person who sent me a towel depicting me destroying the twin towers in new york that was not me i am innocent and never even been to new york so it was not me okay so just stop being mean or i am going to the police because i have had enough okay

Ding dong, ramma ramma ring rong! Wahey!

Steven, if this is you (and if not this is a damn good imitation) I'm a massive fan of your retarded antics.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

hello i have heard that people here are posting nasty rude and dishonest things about me online and i want it to stop immediately i am not a retarded coomer and i am not to be called conehead or conehead the retardian or conan the barbaric who do you people think that you are that you can abuse me when i did nothing to you never have done wasn't me so there and just because i wank over preeti young on babestation this somehow makes me stupid well i love preeti and one day i am going to marry her so there and as for the person who sent me a towel depicting me destroying the twin towers in new york that was not me i am innocent and never even been to new york so it was not me okay so just stop being mean or i am going to the police because i have had enough okay
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You need to stop photoshooting Minitom and all that. It's not nice anyways.

 

[Big Mommy]

Steven Dawson exposing one of his trolls, Callum Adams (someone pretending to be Callum's Corner?) for sucking off dogs for quavers (quavers are crisps and all that) and not paying the new government tax.

Great thread, caught me up. I saw the ding dong having a wank video years ago and assumed it was a joke-character - today got recommended the dog-sucking-off video, remembered the voice, had to look into what it was all about.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Steven Dawson exposing one of his trolls, Callum Adams (someone pretending to be Callum's Corner?) for sucking off dogs for quavers (quavers are crisps and all that) and not paying the new government tax.

Who knew Stevie D reads the Sunday Sport?

 

[gleeknar]

Been a while since I checked on him.
He's upset about someone called Tom White:

Tom White is a real person who is aware of Steven but it seems trolls are pretending to be him to annoy Steven.


Steven's rucksack also broke which led him to begging his followers for a new one in the replies. One of them said he mailed a new one to him but that it was stopped by Tom White, which upset him even more:

Steven then did something quite nasty which was mocking Tom White's dead brother, which started a bit of drama on Facebook from his family:

Also here's Steven doing a "sexy snake" (rolling around on the floor)

Spoiler: lol

Edit: his old X account got suspended, new one is here

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Been a while since I checked on him.
He's upset about someone called Tom White:
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Tom White is a real person who is aware of Steven but it seems trolls are pretending to be him to annoy Steven.
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Steven's rucksack also broke which led him to begging his followers for a new one in the replies. One of them said he mailed a new one to him but that it was stopped by Tom White, which upset him even more:
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Steven then did something quite nasty which was mocking Tom White's dead brother, which started a bit of drama on Facebook from his family:
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Also here's Steven doing a "sexy snake" (rolling around on the floor)

Spoiler: lol

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Edit: his old X account got suspended, new one is here

I think Tom is or at least who MniTom is based off of

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Batman loves a stir fry …

 

[JesusChristDenton]

This guy's voice and way of speaking is some of the funniest lolcow related content I've heard in a long time.

 

[Mike and Eichs]

Striped shirt? Donald Duck impression? Please tell me his mother is dead.

No, but his father is dead. Every time he visits his mother, he posts a picture of himself sitting on her bed.

Well, that's definitely concerning. He also has an annoying, grating voice like Chris. That could also just be because he's british though.

 

[Homocull]

"The dildo won't fit in my a*se at all,"

Link / Archive

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Another archive channel here: https://www.youtube.com/@StevenDawsonRedux

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Is this the legend himself? This thread barely has any interactions. It's kinda funny he decided to write here even though this thread barely have any influence on his (negative) public image.

He is similar to Chris in that he has imitators like Liquid: there's a few Steven Dawsons and Cleven Clawson, and he rages at them much like Chris did back in the day.
He also has buddy trolls, like Redditards who convince him they work at Babestation or try to be his "manager* like Praetor or MusicBizMarty or Daniel Larsen's orbiters. Most of them are gash but there's a few on Twitter who are pretty funny, like Craig Cornflakes and the rucksack saga:

Recently he's been in a one-sided beef with Callum's Corner, because some ween showed him a diss track Callum did like 5 years ago about a completely different YouTube mong called Stephen Tries, and told him it was about him. It's much like the MiniTom stuff; weens "photoshoot" this Tom guy into his videos (AIUI Tom is a lolcow himself who doesn't like being shopped into things either) and prod them both to get them to fight each other.
He makes me nostalgic for classic Chris, he's like an Anglo CWC, which he is and all that, anyway.

 

[Crunkle]

He is similar to Chris in that he has imitators like Liquid: there's a few Steven Dawsons and Cleven Clawson, and he rages at them much like Chris did back in the day.
He also has buddy trolls, like Redditards who convince him they work at Babestation or try to be his "manager* like Praetor or MusicBizMarty or Daniel Larsen's orbiters. Most of them are gash but there's a few on Twitter who are pretty funny, like Craig Cornflakes and the rucksack saga:

Recently he's been in a one-sided beef with Callum's Corner, because some ween showed him a diss track Callum did like 5 years ago about a completely different YouTube mong called Stephen Tries, and told him it was about him. It's much like the MiniTom stuff; weens "photoshoot" this Tom guy into his videos (AIUI Tom is a lolcow himself who doesn't like being shopped into things either) and prod them both to get them to fight each other.
He makes me nostalgic for classic Chris, he's like an Anglo CWC, which he is and all that, anyway.

Oh shit, it's a rare video where AI actually makes it better. That AI Peep Show segment was top-class.

Never fails to amaze me how retards fail to navigate the simplest social scenarios.

 

[Chudbalaya]

We nearly lost this beautiful gentleman after some chavs went too far and decided to harass him IRL

Glad to see he's still around, hopefully people learn that watching from afar instead of being an invasive faggot is Superior.

https://youtu.be/Cms9aJMpyFw <<< cringelord in question

Remember, Steve is actually a person with mental difficulties and going up to stalk and harass him because of his online antics is retarded-gay-faggot tier levels of cringe

 

[Crunkle]

We nearly lost this beautiful gentleman after some chavs went too far and decided to harass him IRL

Glad to see he's still around, hopefully people learn that watching from afar instead of being an invasive faggot is Superior.

https://youtu.be/Cms9aJMpyFw <<< cringelord in question

Remember, Steve is actually a person with mental difficulties and going up to stalk and harass him because of his online antics is retarded-gay-faggot tier levels of cringe

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[Chudbalaya]

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After we lost Bruno Powroznik, Steve Dawson is the only person we have left... Without Steve Dawson, the UK has 0 funny people remaining on it.

https://youtu.be/ILvd5buCEnU RIP king

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

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(included the second comment because I thought it was hilarious)

He does remind me of the Bald Nonce "I'm gonna lose me job" guy. But mercifully he only seems to perv on adult women like the Babestation beauties and glamour models and all that.

He even sparred with an actual wrong'un, toothless freak Simon Stone:

HIs way of speaking is fun, I've started using some Stevenisms as well too.

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

Steven is literally like... an actual conehead!
He is an actual conehead, I've tried talking to him on Xitter but with no response