Strange things men do/have/endure with - Things guys put up with women just don’t get

[Jesters]

Isolation. Men tend to have to struggle being alone. I'm not talking "incel, doesn't go out, doesn't try to make friends" kind of alone.

Women tend to have girlfriends they can bounce things off of, talk openly, and generally get along better so even during work and stuff they tend to get along.

Men very rarely get actual, proper bonding time, especially as an adult. If you're not friends with someone that you've known since schooling days, you're more than likely not going to get anybody you form a close connection with like that. It's a vicious cycle because men are still expected to be quiet about things. Bro talks are extremely rare and only reserved for the closest of people. It's very, very easy for a man to be in a situation where he doesn't have any of those people.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

That first piss after ejaculation when the stream has a mind of it's own.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

seeing your ballsack retract and move around of its own accord when youre cold and taking a piss is weird
not as weird as looking down and seeing nothing at all between your legs though, i really dont know how women can cope with that

 

[Spud]

Where do other male users keep their bottle of emotions?

I let it out by screaming racial slurs on the Internet.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Taking a piss and slowly moving away from the bowl to see how far you can get the arch

 

[oldTireWater]

The silent urge to do violence to solve minor problems or assert oneself.

Laughing out loud when people hurt themselves.

The desire to be part of a tribe.

Visceral territorialism.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Men will shit talk their friends constantly and it’s seen as bonding. Calling your friend an asshole, a faggot, a retard etc is SOP and if they’re a good friend they’ll throw it right back at you.

I’ve seen the nuclear level meltdown that occurs when women try to do the same thing with their female friends. They always take that shit extremely personally.

 

[Nalgatoro 2.0]

having a piss and suddenly your pee stream turns into two and now your pants are wet

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

having a piss and suddenly your pee stream turns into two and now your pants are wet

I thought i was the only one...

 

[peachlover669]

having your balls get stuck to the radiator while incubating semen and having to get out the scoop to disconnect the melted ball skin from the radiator

 

[David Brown]

Constantly having our hair cut short.
By Women.
Seriously, try asking a woman to not follow the North Korean state mandated hairstyle guidelines for men, and they will say "yes, longer, got it" and then they just....cut it short.
Seriously, every time I see a guy with long hair, it is the same issue; They do not trust anyone near their hair because any length of hair is trashed and cut down to the state mandated standard.
Please, saar, stop it! DO NOT REDEEM BELOW FOUR INCHES!
edit;spelling fix

What the fuck are you talking about? Do you let the waiter at a restaurant order for you as well? I've never had a barber cut my hair any way except how I ask them. Do you just sit mute in the chair until they get weirded out by your silence?

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Swamp balls during really humid weather. No bueno.

 

[Turquoise]

Having to do unpleasant things to ensure her safety, like deporting illegals or kicking a feral dog.

 

[Checkerboard Hero]

The bottled thoughts/emotions thing that a few people have mentioned has to be at the top of that list, people look at a man and assume everything is fine when in reality he's probably dealing with a hellscape of a mind with no one to talk to about it.

 

[The bearer of arms]

Being seen as a threat by woman despite doing nothing to be seen as one

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

Women pretend they want to hear about your feelings but they don't. At best you might get a passing attempt at listening but then somehow it always ends up about what XYZ cunt did at their shit job and you're left sitting wondering what disease you'll end up dying of when you're 68 while they commandeer your attempt at being open.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Men will shit talk their friends constantly and it’s seen as bonding. Calling your friend an asshole, a faggot, a retard etc is SOP and if they’re a good friend they’ll throw it right back at you.

I feel that one, my friends and I go fucking hard on each other no pulled punches, it's worse than a MW2 lobby. I've had chicks I know ask if I'm even friends with my buddies

As for something new, I'd say having to learn that no one cares and just keeping shit to yourself. If any women read this, you know how you all like to complain about not being taken seriously in the work place and the things you say are ignored? Imagine the inverse of that. That's what it feels like sometimes.

 

[Internet Wizard]

I'm 5 ft 11 (180cm), and it's so weird to me how often height is mentioned by girls on dating apps. Like, I get having a preference for "Tall, dark and handsome" but do you really have to spell it out on your Hinge profile? You don't see guys specify which cup size or weight range they'd get with in the same way. It's something I've distinctly noticed to be more common in the UK than in the US
I always X these profiles when I see them even if we'd match in solidarity with my short kangs (not to mention how vapid they tend to be, its basically a warning sign)

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Warning women to stay away from certain men, then women coming to cry about how abusive they are. Then said women getting mad at me for not caring, more mad than at the dudes they're complaining about.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

- that thing where one of your balls is sore and hurting for like no reason
- hitting your head on everything and always being cramped on planes
- the constant and unending urge to fuck
- being shamed by women for leaving the toilet seat up. Sometimes I go into the bathroom and I have to move it up, why is it some big fuckin deal the other way around?
- morning wood, when you have to angle yourself to piss
EDIT: DICK STUCK IN ZIPPER