Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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So basically she'd want to be the worst Marvel superhero ever.

probability manipulation is utilized by big name heroes (gambit, scarlet witch, domino to name a few). it's basically the best power ever.

probability of a million dollars being in your bank account? probability of you having flight and being emperor of Earth? now 100% thanks to your probability manipulation

kayla would probably do something dumb like give herself unlimited time to play subpar games
 
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I dunno where to start on this so I'll let you guys have a go.
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"I love cats"
"I want to die"
"I wanna draw furries"
"POPCORN"
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EDIT: Also apparently Kayla's visiting her in August. How's that fundraiser going?
 
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I dunno where to start on this so I'll let you guys have a go.

Some of these look like she's making comments about stuff from Kayla's blog but she's doing so without reblogging so it just looks like she's shitposting nonsense.

"I love cats"
"I want to die"
"I wanna draw furries"
"POPCORN"
:spudking:

Shitposting nonsense clearly is very much the norm for her though. Just wow why even bother making such insignificant posts, get a Twitter for that shit or something.
 
probability manipulation is utilized by big name heroes (gambit, scarlet witch, domino to name a few). it's basically the best power ever.

probability of a million dollars being in your bank account? probability of you having flight and being emperor of Earth? now 100% thanks to your probability manipulation

kayla would probably do something dumb like give herself unlimited time to play subpar games
I was more speaking to the effect that we all already do possess the power to manipulate the outcome of events to a certain degree. If it's hot outside, taking a cold or frozen bottled water with you and drinking from it while you bike or walk to your doctor's appointment effectively decreases the probability that you will get heatstroke, likewise putting on a sweatshirt and jacket and sweatpants increases it.
 
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Pretty much. I really don't get why people think having normal human emotions is suddenly some weird and crazy thing that makes them a special snowflake once they discover the fancy name for the specified behavior.



Lyft just looks like a fancified taxi service. Can't find a price rate for them at the moment though so can't say they'd be any cheaper than a taxi.
Regardless, hiring any driving service to take you from point A to point B usually is costly. Why not just walk instead; cheaper and better for you.

Because she's not special if she doesn't. She's desperate to prove to herself and to the world that she's not jus another upper middle class American chick whose had the good, easy, well-cared for life.
 
I've been lurking in this thread for quite some time recently since I stumbled upon it, which led me to create an account. (So um.. Hello, everyone. And hello, Kayla.)

Since I know Kayla does read this thread from time to time, I just want to take the opportunity to get a few things out of my chest (I'm going to try not to parrot from what others have said. If I did, I'm sorry.).:

- You're not Satsuki. Or even any video game/anime personality you claim to have a kin to (Especially Chloe Price. Holy cow, you are so not her.). All of these personalities are in another book compared to your own, which you have graciously provided for the public to see. Bottom line: Quit collecting and ruining popular characters and calling it your kin because you say so.

- That's not how Asexualism works. YOU have no idea. If you desire sexual contact, you're not asexual. Plain and simple. For Christ's sake, you have a NSFW blog with nudes and lewd reblogs as mentioned before. It's okay to be wrong, but arguing with anons trying to say you're asexual because (again.) you say so, when you really aren't, doesn't help your case. The better solution is to either shut down that NSFW blog or just revamp it into SFW. It's that easy.

- For the record, I'm not trying to run your life. I obviously have no power to. These are advice/suggestions that may help you in the long run. You can choose not to listen to me just like how you've treated everyone else here. But do remember that you claim you want a happier life, surrounded by friends. But you show, time and time again, that you want nothing more than lame asspats (on Tumblr of all places...) and negative attention on the Internet. This is not what a person lives for. And what bugs me the most is that you don't even try to make your life any better.

So you ask what we want you to do? We can start small:

- Is that room clean, yet?
 
probability manipulation is utilized by big name heroes (gambit, scarlet witch, domino to name a few). it's basically the best power ever.

probability of a million dollars being in your bank account? probability of you having flight and being emperor of Earth? now 100% thanks to your probability manipulation

kayla would probably do something dumb like give herself unlimited time to play subpar games
It's great as a supplementary power. The three you mentioned would still be formidable without it. But as a sole power, it's pretty shit, as Shamrock demonstrates. "Lucky you! That gun that was pointed at you exploded in the holder's hand! What's that? He was your dad? That sucks." :^)
 
Another route would be: i believe this person X is a pedophile and do not approve of their toxic behaviour outside work, i wish to visit one of your establishments but want to confirm that X works elsewhere.

Why would anyone do any of this stuff?

"Random Business X, how may I help you?"

"Hi, may I speak with Kayla?"

Then you either get "yes" or "she's not here now" or "who?"

"Thanks! Have a nice day."
 
Because she's not special if she doesn't. She's desperate to prove to herself and to the world that she's not jus another upper middle class American chick whose had the good, easy, well-cared for life.
If she wants more excitement and hardship in her life she could join the military...oh wait. She is too soft to handle actual challenges.
 
I've been lurking in this thread for quite some time recently since I stumbled upon it, which led me to create an account. (So um.. Hello, everyone. And hello, Kayla.)

Since I know Kayla does read this thread from time to time, I just want to take the opportunity to get a few things out of my chest (I'm going to try not to parrot from what others have said. If I did, I'm sorry.).:

- You're not Satsuki. Or even any video game/anime personality you claim to have a kin to (Especially Chloe Price. Holy cow, you are so not her.). All of these personalities are in another book compared to your own, which you have graciously provided for the public to see. Bottom line: Quit collecting and ruining popular characters and calling it your kin because you say so.

- That's not how Asexualism works. YOU have no idea. If you desire sexual contact, you're not asexual. Plain and simple. For Christ's sake, you have a NSFW blog with nudes and lewd reblogs as mentioned before. It's okay to be wrong, but arguing with anons trying to say you're asexual because (again.) you say so, when you really aren't, doesn't help your case. The better solution is to either shut down that NSFW blog or just revamp it into SFW. It's that easy.

- For the record, I'm not trying to run your life. I obviously have no power to. These are advice/suggestions that may help you in the long run. You can choose not to listen to me just like how you've treated everyone else here. But do remember that you claim you want a happier life, surrounded by friends. But you show, time and time again, that you want nothing more than lame asspats (on Tumblr of all places...) and negative attention on the Internet. This is not what a person lives for. And what bugs me the most is that you don't even try to make your life any better.

So you ask what we want you to do? We can start small:

- Is that room clean, yet?

Welcome to the farms!

Good on you to want to offer friendly advice, but Kayla has proven a stubborn idiot when it comes to people actually trying to be helpful and will see this as more of a personal attack because you're calling her out on her bullshit.
 
I've been lurking in this thread for quite some time recently since I stumbled upon it, which led me to create an account. (So um.. Hello, everyone. And hello, Kayla.)

Since I know Kayla does read this thread from time to time, I just want to take the opportunity to get a few things out of my chest (I'm going to try not to parrot from what others have said. If I did, I'm sorry.).:

- You're not Satsuki. Or even any video game/anime personality you claim to have a kin to (Especially Chloe Price. Holy cow, you are so not her.). All of these personalities are in another book compared to your own, which you have graciously provided for the public to see. Bottom line: Quit collecting and ruining popular characters and calling it your kin because you say so.

- That's not how Asexualism works. YOU have no idea. If you desire sexual contact, you're not asexual. Plain and simple. For Christ's sake, you have a NSFW blog with nudes and lewd reblogs as mentioned before. It's okay to be wrong, but arguing with anons trying to say you're asexual because (again.) you say so, when you really aren't, doesn't help your case. The better solution is to either shut down that NSFW blog or just revamp it into SFW. It's that easy.

- For the record, I'm not trying to run your life. I obviously have no power to. These are advice/suggestions that may help you in the long run. You can choose not to listen to me just like how you've treated everyone else here. But do remember that you claim you want a happier life, surrounded by friends. But you show, time and time again, that you want nothing more than lame asspats (on Tumblr of all places...) and negative attention on the Internet. This is not what a person lives for. And what bugs me the most is that you don't even try to make your life any better.

So you ask what we want you to do? We can start small:

- Is that room clean, yet?
Just sit back and laugh at Kayla's inane antics with us. You've made a great choice joining the Farms.
 
probability manipulation is utilized by big name heroes (gambit, scarlet witch, domino to name a few). it's basically the best power ever.

probability of a million dollars being in your bank account? probability of you having flight and being emperor of Earth? now 100% thanks to your probability manipulation

kayla would probably do something dumb like give herself unlimited time to play subpar games

I remember there was a tumblr post with thousands+ of notes giving this exact explanation as to how probability manipulation would be the greatest superpower ever, so I doubt she came up with this idea herself.
 
Why would anyone do any of this stuff?

"Random Business X, how may I help you?"

"Hi, may I speak with Kayla?"

Then you either get "yes" or "she's not here now" or "who?"

"Thanks! Have a nice day."


People do all sorts of inane things with restaurants- that's something that happened to a place i worked in as a teenager. I don't know what it is about restraunts that encourages it but you get all sorts of odd bullshit behaviour from people wanting to make a point.
 
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