Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[nice time]

Eh, the problem is that, like, the parents would have to be inconvenienced. And, I mean, while it is their fault that they raised a spoiled attention-seeking brat, it's not their fault that said attention-seeking spoiled brat is threatening suicide over the interwebs.

Wouldn't they also be fined when the police realize it's all bullshit?

If there's any threat/plans of suicide, it shouldn't be considered a false report. Maybe getting the cops called would bring her back down to reality.

 

[HG 400]

lol nice weening

lol, enjoy your psyche hold

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[HG 400]

I like to read her first reply as 'cool autism bro' and imagine she's not a frothing spastic.

 

[Anus]

I've drunk-typed more coherently than this. Jeez...

Also, at the risk of powerleveling...

Spoiler

As somebody who has actually attempted, this isn't at all what a suicidal person does. When I did it, I just did it. Didn't tell a single person. Nobody even knows I attempted it.

Also who wants to bet she just Google imaged searched a picture of pills?

 

[Lurker]

If there's any threat/plans of suicide, it shouldn't be considered a false report. Maybe getting the cops called would bring her back down to reality.

Hell if I know. I mean, when people called the police on Vade, apparently her parents were fined. But then, Vade does lie a lot...

Welp, if it gets her to stop being stupid, I don't see why someone shouldn't call the police. But I'm indifferent either way.

 

[cans.wav]

If she actually does it, I will be suprised.

>mfw there just Advil and Cough Pills

She'll get high but now die.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Well if she doesn't kill herself she will be drowning in the shit that's in her room and her corpse will not be found for days.
Kinda like the Collyer brothers.

 

[Null]

CODE RED

KAYLA IS OVERDOSING ON COD LIVER

SHE WILL HAVE THE WORST BURPS EVER AND WILL DIE FROM THEM

CALL THE POLICE

 

[chimpburgers]

Spoiler: Oh wait, there's more

 

[CatParty]

CODE RED

you mean "cod red"

 

[The Knife]

Won't kill her, but it'll fuck up her liver and kidneys and, if I'm not mistaken, give her amazing skin and nails.

 

[Rilakkuma]

Is she going to kill herself with viagra?

 

[HG 400]

Eh, the problem is that, like, the parents would have to be inconvenienced. And, I mean, while it is their fault that they raised a spoiled attention-seeking brat, it's not their fault that said attention-seeking spoiled brat is threatening suicide over the interwebs.

Wouldn't they also be fined when the police realize it's all bullshit?

I hope so.

 

[chimpburgers]

Is she going to kill herself with viagra?

She'll take one and give up and chimp out on Tumblr some more.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Is she going to kill herself with viagra?

First she is jills herself then she kills herself.

 

[LordGoomy]

Spoiler: caps

Is she going to kill herself with viagra?

Speaking as a pharmacy technician: No, iirc Viagra has a rhombus shape to it. Looks like plain ol' Aleve to me.

 

[Lurker]

What's really killing me about all this is that she's looking for the most ineffective ways to actually do the deed. Like, shit, there are plenty of things that would actually work more effectively that most people have in their households, and here she is claiming to take a bunch of, what Advil and fish oil?

Not that I am going to say what she could use instead. I'm not that big an asshole. Also because she won't do it anyway.

 

[Shadow Fox]

I gotta admit reading these tumblr meltdowns is doing wonders for my mood. I got some horrible news yesterday and seeing some tittybaby cry-typing about shit that doesn't matter is a good distraction.

 

[Derbydollar]

you mean "cod red"

I thought this suicide business seemed a bit fishy...