Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I've drunk-typed more coherently than this. Jeez...

Also, at the risk of powerleveling...

Spoiler

As somebody who has actually attempted, this isn't at all what a suicidal person does. When I did it, I just did it. Didn't tell a single person. Nobody even knows I attempted it.

Also who wants to bet she just Google imaged searched a picture of pills?

Yeah, that's because that's what people who are actually suicidal do.
Glad you're still with us, bro. :-)

 

[Bluce Wee]

Spoiler: caps

Speaking as a pharmacy technician: No, iirc Viagra has a rhombus shape to it. Looks like plain ol' Aleve to me.

The pills also say Aleve on them.

 

[wheat pasta]

Lol, that Aleve is probably going to irritate her stomach lining and make her barf. The suicide is real, guys.

 

[melty]

If you have a bunch of headmates and you commit suicide, assuming they are a real thing (they aren't) isn't that like murder?

 

[Bassomatic]

Code red... un readable typing. Faking a suicide.
We've been Sliced and Tyced.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

The pills also say Aleve on them.

It's naproxen, an anti-inflammatory in the same class as ibuprofen.

 

[Sussuro]

What the actual fuck is going on in this thread? Whatever it is, I can't look away now...

I hope the police show up just to see what they think of her supplement concoction.

 

[LordGoomy]

The pills also say Aleve on them.

That they do.

Pic's blurry and I need new glasses so I didn't catch that at first.

 

[Lurker]

It's naproxen, an anti-inflammatory in the same class as ibuprofen.

So that would... fuck up her liver like someone else said, yeah?

Well, that's certainly a way to go about killing yourself. By fucking up your liver and dying a slow, painful death.

Not that she actually ingested any of that shit, though, because she's not gonna do shit.

 

[tsumiki]

This all could have been prevented if she stayed off the computer and cleaned up her room...

 

[Null]

If it's Viagra and not Aleve, she can just rub one out and go to bed like a normal person who's depressed.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

So that would... fuck up her liver like someone else said, yeah?

Well, that's certainly a way to go about killing yourself. By fucking up your liver and dying a slow, painful death.

Not that she actually ingested any of that shit, though, because she's not gonna do shit.

According to @Delicious Stickmeat, worst case scenario she gets delirious from the Aleve and her mom brings her to ER. She gets her stomach pumped and an ulcer. In other words, she'll need some more pills to do the job.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Spoiler: hugbox

it has been six minute since she responded to an ask and before she was answering multiple times a minute, may she have actually left her computer

 

[Rilakkuma]

it's Viagra and not Aleve, she can just rub one out and go to bed like a normal person who's depressed.

But what will she ever do if she gets an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

 

[Red]

Naproxen OD info:

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Significant naproxen overdosage may be characterized by drowsiness, heartburn, indigestion, nausea or vomiting. Because naproxen sodium may be rapidly absorbed, high and early blood levels should be anticipated. A few patients have experienced seizures, but it is not clear whether or not these were drug-related. It is not known what dose of the drug would be life threatening. The oral LD50 of the drug is 500 mg/kg in rats, 1200 mg/kg in mice, 4000 mg/kg in hamsters and greater than 1000 mg/kg in dogs. In animals 0.5 g/kg of activated charcoal was effective in reducing plasma levels of naproxen. Patients should be managed by symptomatic and supportive care following an NSAID overdose. There are no specific antidotes. Hemodialysis does not decrease the plasma concentration of naproxen because of the high degree of its protein binding. Emesis and/or activated charcoal (60 to 100 g in adults, 1 to 2 g/kg in children) and/or osmotic carthartic may be indicated in patients seen within 4 hours of ingestion with symptoms or following a large overdose. Forced diuresis, alkalinization of urine or hemoperfusion may not be useful due to high protein binding.

It'll be unpleasant but not life-threatening.

 

[Derbydollar]

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it has been six minute since she responded to an ask and before she was answering multiple times a minute, may she have actually left her computer

Time to use some spoiler tags, @autisticdragonkin. That picture is almost as big as Kayla's hugbox
https://kiwifarms.net/help/bb-codes

 

[LordGoomy]

Little more on the symptoms of naproxen overdose.

@Red beat me to it a little.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

How long till someone uses this to heartmob us?

 

[Null]

But what will she ever do if she gets an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

rub two out

 

[Lurker]

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it has been six minute since she responded to an ask and before she was answering multiple times a minute, may she have actually left her computer

If I didn't know any better, she must have gotten off to kill herself.

But obviously that's not what's actually happening. She's probably in the bathroom trying to get the cap off some fucking vitamin supplements.