Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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LordGoomy said:
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Oh, I'm so sorry that your Psychiatrist having a child is inconveniencing you! You poor, put upon special snowflake! How DARE that woman miss your appointment to go into labor! She should have been more considerate of YOUR needs, because obviously the whole world revolves around you!

Fucking self-centered twat.
 
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Holy fuck, I checked this thread around noon and now it's over twice as big. Congrats on making your problems exponentially bigger, Kayla!

I am a little heart broken, however, that senpai Kayla didn't once single me out in her suicide threats. And after all those lovely conversations we had here, too! :heart-empty:
 
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What the fuck kind of name is Kayla? Sounds like a stripper name. Why do these loudmouthed nutjob trannies always have stripper names?

"Alright, alright! Welcome to Swingin' Dick's Dangle Hut, where the beer is flat and so are the dancers! And now, please welcome to the center stage, your next dancer Kayla!" *Girls, Girls, Girls begins to play*
 
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The Dude said:
Holy shit, another crazy tranny? Can someone please give me the short and skinny on this honkey so I don't have to go through forty-something pages? Just the crazy tranny cracker CliffsNotes version?
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The short and skinny: She's short but not very skinny. She had planned to stop eating (except for aleve and cod liver oil capsules) in the hopes that that would make her skinnier. Deathly skinnier. Like a skeleton skinnier. Chickened out instead. Now concerns herself with the hairstyles of cartoon characters. All in all, you didn't miss anything of import.
 
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lolwut said:
Holy fuck, I checked this thread around noon and now it's over twice as big. Congrats on making your problems exponentially bigger, Kayla!
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It's always funny when people fail to realize that all they have to do to stop this shit is say, "Well, guys, I guess I kinda did act a little bit retarded here and there. I guess this should be a learning experience for me. Even though I think some of you were kinda mean, I'm not going to pursue it. Thanks for the heads up about my inappropriate behavior." Then they just have to stop looking at the forums and tone down whatever stupid activity it was that got them a thread in the first place, proving that they're capable of learning from their mistakes. This earns them the reasonable respect of many forum-goers here in a way that screaming and whining and throwing tantrums doesn't.

But lolcows are notoriously irrational and lacking in common sense, so it's no surprise that this doesn't often happen.
 
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Ok I caught up.
All her stupidity is too much for me to handle for a while, though I'm sure I'll check back later.
Kayla, since you're reading this-- kid, I wish you the best of luck on your dumb adventures. Your dumbness is so grand that I'm sure you'll continue to make thousands of others laugh at you unintentionally until you grow the fuck up.
Don't kill yourself and you are not underweight- in fact, go work out or something. Science has proved that working out can help depression a little- not that you'll do it.

p.s. get the fuck off tumblr.
 
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I get take out from BWW pretty regularly (some even in the fridge right now) and 1. You can pick them up, you lazy ass and 2. I guarantee no one will give a shit if you go alone because they're all too busy watching the 50 fucking screens littered around the restaurant, which is why I rarely eat in there
In short, like everything else in her life, this is a nonexistent/easily solved problem
 
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Siting alone at rainforest cafe near an robot playing video games.
If that's the high point of her life, maybe suicide is understandable and we should take this a bit more seriously.
not really but seriously.. that made me sad
 
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