Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[TheJukku]

I had to go to work. What'd I miss? Is she still just cockteasing the internet?

 

[Derbydollar]

Kayla stop browsing the Farms and even more importantly, stop browsing tumblr and I even recommend it to fucking delete it and quit tumblr cold turkey. Find some actual friends, those that are not toxic, abusive degenerate shitfucks like Rose, who clearly does not give a shit about you at all and has probably left you for dead.

Gotta agree with this.

You'll be much better off without all of the detachment from reality. Find some people in your area, or make some more supportive friends online who will actually give you advice instead of lapping up your whining.

Also, don't threaten suicide. It's offensive. I mean, come on.

 

[Delicious Stickmeat]

Gotta agree with this.

You'll be much better off without all of the detachment from reality. Find some people in your area, or make some more supportive friends online who will actually give you advice instead of lapping up your whining.
Also, don't threaten suicide. It's offensive. I mean, come on.

Again, like I've said, I've got the biggest heart in the world. I'm most likely not Kiwi materiel at all.

Kayla, straight up honest offer. If you're willing to attempt improving yourself, I'll be happy to lend a hand. No manipulation, no BS games, nothing like that. Think of it like a mentorship, from a much older and wiser tranny who's been there and done that.

All you got to do is drop me a private message, I'll send you some contact info.
On the flip side of that coin, if you take me up on this offer then try to play me, so help me God, what you've experienced here will seem like a sunny day at the beach.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Gotta agree with this.

You'll be much better off without all of the detachment from reality. Find some people in your area, or make some more supportive friends online who will actually give you advice instead of lapping up your whining.
Also, don't threaten suicide. It's offensive. I mean, come on.

@Stray Sheep is not online right now so hopefully that means that he followed this advice

 

[The Dude]

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Stop being a worthless, cam-whoring, lazy-ass disappointment to your poor parents, Kayden, and clean your fucking shit hole, pig pen, rat's nest of a room!

 

[ViolentGiant]

Kayla, if you're still reading this and preparing for another dump post of answers, I want to know why you joined the Navy.
Did you not get into the colleges you wanted? Did you just want to serve your nation? And what was your job in the Navy (I think they're called designators in that branch)?
These are things that legitimately intrigue me.

 

[Payday]

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I would buzz the shit out of the hair if that were me

 

[Treblinkachu]

I would buzz the shit out of the hair if that were me

But then she wouldn't look like a special snowflake. Which, as we know, is what matters.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

@Stray Sheep is not online right now so hopefully that means that he followed this advice

I personally hope the Mom Bomb dropped. It sounds to me like despite her screaming, she rarely sees any real consequences for her behaviour.

To you guys giving her advice and opening your hearts, maybe I'm a jaded piece of shit, but look how she treats people she supposedly loves, look at all the good advice she was given during her last visit when things were calm, and how she had excuses for every single thing. Save it for someone who may actually accept and who actually needs another chance.

 

[Rin]

@Stray Sheep - don't just write off your parents like that. Yeah, they're going to be pissed you lied to them about your discharge. They're probably going to be even more pissed that you hid your (super staged, but whatever) suicide attempts from them. And your life is probably going to suck pretty hard for a few weeks, maybe even a month or so. But guess what? They'll help you feel better. And just knowing that you're not lying to them, not having to dread them finding out, will make you feel so much better.

Unless, of course, you're a complete sociopath who doesn't give a shit about lying to others. And based on the way you ran your so-called friends through the ringer just to get them to shower you with affection, I would not be shocked to find that this is the case.

 

[BZ 679]

If her radio silence is because of a sudden parental intervention, I'm going to get drunk in celebration.

 

[Stray Sheep]

Stop talking about your failed relationship with a child. No one cares.

If the relationship were the one thing, I'd let it slide. But it's multiple cases of her being two-faced towards me. I am in no way obligated to be nice to her.

Stop being a lazy fatass and walk there, alternatively have a friend drive you. You do have friends don't you?

I'm not lazy, I have low stamina due to shit genetics, and I only weight 133 pounds. The DMV is an hour away. All my friends are in college and will have busy summers, I don't want to bother them to take me somewhere my parents can take me.

Because you're the kind of idiot who would interpret that as a threat. Fuck it, your post clearly illustrates that you're going to continue responding to comments here the same way you do on Tumblr and assume we'll just roll over. I'll just move on and let you shoot yourself in the foot.

I'm glad you at least figured out that we're not terribly swayed by suicide threats. I'd abstain from them in the future though, now that we can contact your mom at any time.

It is a threat, you're threatening to tell my parents shit that would get me kicked out of my home.

All of that is still irrelevant to the what we're discussing right now. I'm sorry about all that happened back then but I'm past it and would rather not beat a dead horse. It's awfully silly that you're trying to distract by mentioning junior high drama. But if anyone wants to ask me anything I'll be more than happy to answer. At least I can learn from mistakes.

It's relevant to the fact that I am not obligated to be nice to you, especially because it continues. Mocking my weight and old videos I posted on YouTube is not "helping" anything.

Kayla, in all honesty, are you just asking for your misery by posting here?
Why are you serving everybody a tall glass of lolcow moo milk with every post?

*looks down and to the right*

Yeesh, even the forum don't want cha here.

Becasue you all asked me to come back so that I could get you to not give my parents my one hiding place from them.

OK I'mma ask you this one more time, really slowly. If you didn't KNOW about your mental condition prior to service, how do you KNOW it existed prior TO joining? I mean, for all you know, it popped up because the unbearable stress in boot camp messed you up.Wouldn't be the first recruit this happened to. I'm doing a whole bunch of winking and nudging here to get a point across.

Now, had you not lied to your father, it's entirely possible that, being an older and wiser gentleman who has been around the world, he might have known more than you and got the process started.

You really need to grow up. Let this be your wakeup call, it's time to be a grownup and not a kid anymore. Allow me to quote one of my favorite passages from a holy book. 1 Corinthians 13:11 "When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me."

Time to be a man. Put away the childish things.

Because a lot of my past behaviors and genetics point to it being something that existed prior. Problem is my dad always insisted nothing was wrong with me so I thought it was normal.

On that note, I don't believe you're getting kicked out. After your amazing suicide adventure today where nothing fucking happened, and nothing seems to ever happen to you if it's not online, you're gonna get scolded. I hope you've cleaned your goddamn room before the blowup, maybe you can hide behind that,

Nothing happened because I realize you guys have less empathy than me.

My dad hates being lied to so yeah, I'm getting kicked out.

As the former extremely young half of a couple, I'm going to say that you should have taken more discretion in pursuing this relationship. It's also not very productive to hold a grudge against something someone did in a relationship when they were 12 or 13.

It's not just that, it's stuff that's been happening for years on end after that.

Prove it by going to therapy, getting that diagnosis and receiving good advice and/or criticism. Like I said, I have a few trans friends right here in Houston, let me tell you that even if you say presentation =/= gender even they will say that in terms of how the world perceives you it does for pragmatic purposes and if you choose to be such a way, misgendering is inevitable and to be expected no matter how uncomfortable this makes you. Also I'm fairly certain Katy has better mass transit than where I live, you could at the very least walk to a bus stop or get a ride there from your mom to get to the medical center. I get that the Medical Center is huge, still you can find your way with enough research and experience.

It isn't that hard dude, but you have to put some effort in if you want me to do more than just laugh at you and give you advice that I don't expect you to take.

You don't need a "diagnosis" for being transgender. And misgendering being expected does not make it right. I've said before, people in my area are SCARED of poor people. It's a buncha rich assholes who are SCARED of being NEAR someone who isn't upper middle class at least.

Kayla, why did you come back here? I understand that you did it because you were told to, but what is it you're hoping to achieve?
I'm kind of lost on that point.

Not having every bit of my life exposed to my parents. Having at least one safe space.

Hey, Kayla, I'm one of the many people you attacked in the middle of an "episode" that was more like a tantrum than anything. Never thought I'd get the chance to exact some sweet revenge like this, but karma's a bitch, ain't it.

Why would you do that.

You keep changing what your weight is, kayla. HMMMM SUSPICIOUS.

It fluctuates a lot because I'm on and off medication, diet, and exercise. I can take a picture of the scale if you want me to, but I just ate so it won't be fully accurate.

Just some food for thought: Why are things I did 5-6 years ago still relevant but when people mention things Lawrence did last year it doesn't matter?

Because yours is repeated instances of attacking the same very vulnerable person, and you continue to do it, even a few hours ago.

The fact that her "lover" is not even going to report her and try to save her is enough proof that they don't even remotey care about her and that Catherine needs to find better friends. She has gone past the lolcow radar and is becoming more or less a major sadcow if anything. I kind of pity that poor, spoiled brat because her desperation for attention has really let herself find attention from truly, truly toxic people such as Rose amd Kinzie.

Kayla stop browsing the Farms and even more importantly, stop browsing tumblr and I even recommend it to fucking delete it and quit tumblr cold turkey. Find some actual friends, those that are not toxic, abusive degenerate shitfucks like Rose, who clearly does not give a shit about you at all and has probably left you for dead.

Kinzie did not report anything because they know how awful that can actually be for a suicidal person. Psych wards are horrible, especially towards trans people.

I'm not getting off Tumblr. These people are my real friends, more real than the girl who laughed as I had a panic attack in the corner of the room of a guy I hardly knew who's house she dragged me too, and then proceeded to drop me off at home at stay with that guy, even though I invited her in the first place.

I'm actually curious as to what, if anything, @Stray Sheep has written.

It's probably fanfiction.

Yeah, I have a few plans for novels but I scrap them because of nerves.

I haven't had time to write lately, but I used to be popular for my Homestuck fan fiction. Currently I'm trying to write some stuff for Saints Row, mostly, because I'm absolutely in love with my own boss character.

You'll be much better off without all of the detachment from reality. Find some people in your area, or make some more supportive friends online who will actually give you advice instead of lapping up your whining.
Also, don't threaten suicide. It's offensive. I mean, come on.

My area is full of assholes. The only group that exists with people that share my interests is full of drama, as in the police have shown up to multiple meetups.

I won't threaten suicide until I'm suicidal.

Stop being a worthless, cam-whoring, lazy ass disappointment to your poor parents, Kayla, and clean your fucking shit hole, pig pen, rat's nest or a room!

Why are you using words that are actually extemely harmful and then telling me what to do. Why does the condition of my room effect you. I've done what I need to for the day and I'm taking a break to make sure you guys don't say shit to my parents that will make me lose my home.

Kayla, if you're still reading this and preparing for another dump post of answers, I want to know why you joined the Navy.
Did you not get into the colleges you wanted? Did you just want to serve your nation? And what was your job in the Navy (I think they're called designators in that branch).
These are things that legitimately intrigue me.

I joined because I was scared of college. I struggled a lot in high school with focusing and getting motivated and shit, and college sounded a million times worse. I graduated with a 2.5 gpa (or something like that) and I just. Wasn't ready. I didn't really want to do it and considered backing out multiple times, but my family and some friends bragged about how proud they were of me, something that hasn't happened since 6th grade.

I don't remember what I was supposed to be, but it was the best job a "female" can get, other than nuke, which I was not interested in but did get offered. I was gonna move on to do journalism in the Navy as soon as I could, though.

Why do you guys keep referring to me by my "name" by the way, when you can just tag me? What are you wanting to accomplish by calling me something that clearly upsets me?

 

[JSGOTI]

If her radio silence is because of a sudden parental intervention, I'm going to get drunk in celebration.

Protip: I'm going to get drunk anyway.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I personally hope the Mom Bomb dropped. It sounds to me like despite her screaming, she rarely sees any real consequences for her behaviour.

The best part is how she's too dumb to just spin a reasonable story about how we're lying because we're assholes. She'll try and explain it away as being the Navy's fault and shift blame to us for exposing the truth and blame literally everyone but herself. Her strategy in general is to create more drama instead of doing damage control.

 

[BZ 679]

If the relationship were the one thing, I'd let it slide. But it's multiple cases of her being two-faced towards me. I am in no way obligated to be nice to her.



I'm not lazy, I have low stamina due to shit genetics, and I only weight 133 pounds. The DMV is an hour away. All my friends are in college and will have busy summers, I don't want to bother them to take me somewhere my parents can take me.



It is a threat, you're threatening to tell my parents shit that would get me kicked out of my home.



It's relevant to the fact that I am not obligated to be nice to you, especially because it continues. Mocking my weight and old videos I posted on YouTube is not "helping" anything.



Becasue you all asked me to come back so that I could get you to not give my parents my one hiding place from them.



Because a lot of my past behaviors and genetics point to it being something that existed prior. Problem is my dad always insisted nothing was wrong with me so I thought it was normal.



Nothing happened because I realize you guys have less empathy than me.

My dad hates being lied to so yeah, I'm getting kicked out.



It's not just that, it's stuff that's been happening for years on end after that.



You don't need a "diagnosis" for being transgender. And misgendering being expected does not make it right. I've said before, people in my area are SCARED of poor people. It's a buncha rich assholes who are SCARED of being NEAR someone who isn't upper middle class at least.



Not having every bit of my life exposed to my parents. Having at least one safe space.



Why would you do that.



It fluctuates a lot because I'm on and off medication, diet, and exercise. I can take a picture of the scale if you want me to, but I just ate so it won't be fully accurate.



Because yours is repeated instances of attacking the same very vulnerable person, and you continue to do it, even a few hours ago.



Kinzie did not report anything because they know how awful that can actually be for a suicidal person. Psych wards are horrible, especially towards trans people.

I'm not getting off Tumblr. These people are my real friends, more real than the girl who laughed as I had a panic attack in the corner of the room of a guy I hardly knew who's house she dragged me too, and then proceeded to drop me off at home at stay with that guy, even though I invited her in the first place.



Yeah, I have a few plans for novels but I scrap them because of nerves.

I haven't had time to write lately, but I used to be popular for my Homestuck fan fiction. Currently I'm trying to write some stuff for Saints Row, mostly, because I'm absolutely in love with my own boss character.



My area is full of assholes. The only group that exists with people that share my interests is full of drama, as in the police have shown up to multiple meetups.

I won't threaten suicide until I'm suicidal.



Why are you using words that are actually extemely harmful and then telling me what to do. Why does the condition of my room effect you. I've done what I need to for the day and I'm taking a break to make sure you guys don't say shit to my parents that will make me lose my home.



I joined because I was scared of college. I struggled a lot in high school with focusing and getting motivated and shit, and college sounded a million times worse. I graduated with a 2.5 gpa (or something like that) and I just. Wasn't ready. I didn't really want to do it and considered backing out multiple times, but my family and some friends bragged about how proud they were of me, something that hasn't happened since 6th grade.

I don't remember what I was supposed to be, but it was the best job a "female" can get, other than nuke, which I was not interested in but did get offered. I was gonna move on to do journalism in the Navy as soon as I could, though.

Why do you guys keep referring to me by my "name" by the way, when you can just tag me? What are you wanting to accomplish by calling me something that clearly upsets me?

I did it because you're a bitch who needs to face reality.

 

[Lurker]

If the relationship were the one thing, I'd let it slide. But it's multiple cases of her being two-faced towards me. I am in no way obligated to be nice to her.

She's two-faced towards you because you're kind of an attention-seeking cunt and you deserve it, so... You know. It's ultimately your fault. C:

And I think you should be nice to her. And the rest of us. Because, you know, we hold all the cards.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I don't remember what I was supposed to be, but it was the best job a "female" can get, other than nuke, which I was not interested in but did get offered. I was gonna move on to do journalism in the Navy as soon as I could, though.

The number of incredibly stupid things you wrote in these two sentences is so high that I can't even pick one to laugh at first.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

@Stray Sheep don't you have a job? Buy a bike. Ask a friend for a ride. Ask a coworker for a ride. Take the bus. Take a cab. Take Uber. Take Lyft. Walk, an hour really isn't that far.
If you have money, save it. All you're doing is making excuses for why you can't go to the DMV and they're silly. I don't know if you're just lazy or what, but you need to stop making excuses.
Meetup.com if you can't find a group near you with similar interests, you really aren't even trying.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

I personally hope the Mom Bomb dropped. It sounds to me like despite her screaming, she rarely sees any real consequences for her behaviour.

To you guys giving her advice and opening your hearts, maybe I'm a jaded piece of shit, but look how she treats people she supposedly loves, look at all the good advice she was given during her last visit when things were calm, and how she had excuses for every single thing. Save it for someone who may actually accept and who actually needs another chance.

Nothing can be helpful if someone isn't going to help themselves. Besides, it's not like she's going to listen to any advice.

 

[Lady Houligan]

I used to be popular for my Homestuck fan fiction.

well there's your first problem