Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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dollarpennypincher said:
This thread has now officially surpassed Springtrapp's in terms of the number of views it gets.

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Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) sure showed us. We should think twice before we make fun of self-diagnosing transtrender drama queens like Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX).
 
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Here's a little tip for Kayla if she's still lurking the forums.
Put a little fabric softener in the filter of your vacuum and let it dry naturally, (we use lenor) and then whenever you vacuum it'll leave the scent of the softener of your choice in your carpet, ergo it no longer stinks up the place.

I don't know if it would work if your carpet is extremely smelly but it would lighten the place up a bit.
 
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Now that my appetite has been ruined, could we take a few moments to appreciate the sorts of things that Kayla enjoys posting on her NSFW blogs.

Including links to the 'company' that makes these monstrosities... Which is something I knew people were into, but I didn't need to know that the product actually exists...

 
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JSGOTI said:
I think what you're trying to say is that Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked at Carl's Jr./Hardee's and works or has worked at Wendy's in Katy, Texas (TX) no longer desires to be referred to as Kayla Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX). Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) has every right not to use her legal name of Kayla Marie Waller because Kayla Marie Waller to her is not a good name but that does not mean Kayla Marie Waller is a fake name. Kayla Marie Waller is the name her parents gave her, the name Kayla Marie Waller uses to apply to jobs, and the name Kayla Marie Waller supposedly used when Kayla Marie Waller was discharged from the United States Navy.

Fortunately for Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller, if Kayla Marie Waller is truly a fake name then any employer doing a background check on Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) who worked for Carl's Jr./Hardee's and has also worked at Wendy's in Katy, Texas (TX) would be able to do a simple google search of Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) to see that Kayla Marie Waller is not the real name of Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX).

Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) surely must know that unless she legally changed her name from Kayla Marie Waller she can't use a name other than Kayla Marie Waller on a job application without risk. Then again if Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) were actually smart, then Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) would not have a thread dedicated to her.
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Well, Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) would not only need to change her name (from Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) to something else) but would also need to move to a new town (other than Katy, Texas.) Say, move to -- I dunno -- Ruckersville, VA, for example.
Just like Chris needs to change everything in order to escape his past, Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX) needs to change everything to escape HER past.
Maybe OPL could change his name.......to Kayla "Catherine" Marie Waller of Katy, Texas (TX)?
That has a nice ring to it.

Also, did you know -- according to the Internet Anagram Server -- the name "Kayla Marie Waller" has both the word "Liar" AND the word "Malarkey" in it?
 
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JSGOTI said:
Now that my appetite has been ruined, could we take a few moments to appreciate the sorts of things that Kayla enjoys posting on her NSFW blogs.

Including links to the 'company' that makes these monstrosities... Which is something I knew people were into, but I didn't need to know that the product actually exists...

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... Safe to say, my day is ruined.
 
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dollarpennypincher said:
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Waaaah, only one customer in an hour. Must cry about it on mah Tumblr. And talking about Mario Kart.
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So apparently she's talking about two characters from Saint's Row playing MarioKart. Well okay then.

This got me thinking, I wonder if she/ other Tumblrinas ever does what my friend with a disorder did growing up (idk the diagnosis; I didn't ask. I guess multiple personality disorder, but I'm not a guvking doctor.)

He has multiple friends in his head. When he played games like MarioKart, he would make CPU players and call them his mental friends' names and talk about how he won or lost to them. Like imaginary friends but a whole other level.

That shit was really sad.

But imagine this normal, adult woman sitting in her disgusting room alone in her parents' house being like "oh good game, Zuri!" "I'm gonna get you this time, Shaudis!"
The shame her dad feels as her mom pleads for her to stop playing vidja and pick up her room.
 
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JSGOTI said:
Now that my appetite has been ruined, could we take a few moments to appreciate the sorts of things that Kayla enjoys posting on her NSFW blogs.

Including links to the 'company' that makes these monstrosities... Which is something I knew people were into, but I didn't need to know that the product actually exists...

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That will be haunting my nightmares for a while. Thank you.
 
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Sigyn said:
Okay but does it behave as a particle or a wave? Or is there wave-particle duality? Like, is this a wave of special snowflake-ism that can penetrate the walls of sanity or does it need to be seen directly to affect its surroundings? Petition for a new class of scientist: Neopronoun physicists
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As to your question about wave/particle duality, the neutrois doesn't have to conform to your heteronormative cisgenedered cracker-ass "categories". It can be not only a wave or a particle but a demiwave-like biparticle (while also insisting on being a force-kin); and, yes, of course it tries to penetrate the walls of sanity, but, because of its syndrome, it can't penetrate the cotton ceiling of the m-brane patriarchy. Standard Model, my ass....Standard Model...OF OPPRESSION, amirite?
As for how it is observed, it can only be seen in dumblr chatrooms in states of either high agitation or extremely low energy. Some observe it as a vast, blubbery mass, but this is an illusion. Due to gravitational lensing, it is much fatter that it actually appears.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
As to your question about wave/particle duality, the neutrois doesn't have to conform to your heteronormative cisgenedered cracker-ass "categories". It can be not only a wave or a particle but a demiwave-like biparticle (while also insisting on being a force-kin); and, yes, of course it tries to penetrate the walls of sanity, but, because of its syndrome, it can't penetrate the cotton ceiling of the m-brane patriarchy. Standard Model, my ass....Standard Model...OF OPPRESSION, amirite?
As for how it is observed, it can only be seen in dumblr chatrooms in states of either high agitation or extremely low energy. Some observe it as a vast, blubbery mass, but this is an illusion. Due to gravitational lensing, it is much fatter that it actually appears.
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I wish I had a semper fi rating to give. Bravo, Dr.Truscum. Bravo.

EDIT: How long until this is actually a think. Particlekin: coming to a special snowflake near you!
 
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