Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Bluebersaur]

Psssst.

Get some friends you loser.


I'm guessing that second one is referring to the couple that said they'd divorce if gay marriage was legalized (surprise; it's legal nationwide now)

I'll personally be waiting for that Texas pastor to set himself on fire.

 

[NanoBlockEnthusiast]

I'm guessing that second one is referring to the couple that said they'd divorce if gay marriage was legalized (surprise; it's legal nationwide now)

In America, yes. The couple is Australian though. (Unless there's another couple I haven't heard about.)

 

[Trombonista]

"Tfw your hair matches your drink"

But it doesn't.

 

[lolwut]

"Tfw your hair matches your drink"

But it doesn't.

Yeah it does, in that they both look like they're incredibly unhealthy and laced with dangerous chemicals.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

My aunt used to dye her hair like that. Eventually, it all turned a murky brown and started to fall out in huge clumps.

 

[LordGoomy]

Kayla's been boring lately.

 

[Bluebersaur]

Kayla's been boring lately.

She's been boring since after the suicide baiting shenanigans.

I would like to see another complete and utter meltdown but she can't even keep up her special snowflake persona enough to pretend to flip shit anymore. All she is these days is a boring idiot rambling about stupid shit and not even in a spergy funny way.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

The guvking is dead. Long live the guvking.

 

[DogTelephone]

I went in Kayla's blog for the past day, highlights:
Foster Dog is in surgery
She reblogged her one selfie with the red drink 3 times in one day.
It's raining in Texas
She complains people shouldn't make fun of her "special interests" (a reblogged post)
Reblogged one of her partner's selfies, who has the same hair color as her. Weird.
Lots of GAY MARRIAGE!! Stuff.

 

[BrokenEntity]

I miss the old days when Kayla was fun to laugh at. All she does now is beg for attention and talk about current events.
She doesn't even say anything incredibly strange anymore, nor are there any new jokes (The title of this thread being one at some point).

The good news is that in reality, there are tons of future lolcows shuffling in the fields, waiting to be milked for their humor, and all we have to do is explore and look for them, talk about them, and wait for them to rampage about.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

I thought she deleted, but never mind - new blog is ghirazants. Back to monitoring another boring lesbian on tumblr in the faint hope she threatens suicide, such is life

Edit: oh look

Good start, good start. These are her very first posts after switching URLs, I don't think she realizes yet we know her new blog.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I thought she deleted, but never mind - new blog is ghirazants. Back to monitoring another boring lesbian on tumblr in the faint hope she threatens suicide, such is life

Edit: oh look

Good start, good start. These are her very first posts after switching URLs, I don't think she realizes yet we know her new blog.

Can't she just cut with scissors

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Can't she just cut with scissors

Do you remember how it went when she tried to kill herself?

1. Kayla threatened to jump into traffic but the cars were too slow
2. Kayla threatened to overdose but only found a small handful of Aleve and cod liver pills
3. Kayla threatened to hang herself but can't find a rope or tie a noose
4. Kayla is advised to drop a toaster in the tub but can't find an outlet close enough
5. Kayla is advised to fuck a horse until she dies, she says there are no horses nearby
6. Kayla threatened to starve herself to death
7. Kayla ordered pizza

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Do you remember how it went when she tried to kill herself?

lets mail her some rope and see how she reacts

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Kayla updated her pages, and is back on to harping her ex for forgetting they were dating again:

She used to mention this all the time, and I'm glad she's whining about it again because it's my favourite. Do we know any of the details about this? Her phrasing makes it sound like this person is among us, but so many of these tumblr people are alike I can't keep details straight. I would want to forget if I dated Kayla, too

 

[GV 002]

Kayla updated her pages, and is back on to harping her ex for forgetting they were dating again:

She used to mention this all the time, and I'm glad she's whining about it again because it's my favourite. Do we know any of the details about this? Her phrasing makes it sound like this person is among us, but so many of these tumblr people are alike I can't keep details straight. I would want to forget if I dated Kayla, too

My favourite dance is the suicidal breakdo.

 

[Erica]

I title this one Irony.

 

[Totenkopf]

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I title this one Irony.

I really just don't even know what to say about that second one.

 

[Creamy Mami]

Kayla updated her pages, and is back on to harping her ex for forgetting they were dating again:

She used to mention this all the time, and I'm glad she's whining about it again because it's my favourite. Do we know any of the details about this? Her phrasing makes it sound like this person is among us, but so many of these tumblr people are alike I can't keep details straight. I would want to forget if I dated Kayla, too

pretty sure the person in question is someone that goes by phi. digged around some of kayla's older url tags and found phi's blog. from what i remember a few months back, they had broken up and got into some petty vague-blogging war over lawrence/greasetrapp. think it might have been something to do with the callout post but i don't really know...
(also big surprise but this person claims to be 17, though probably wasn't 17 around the time they were dating.....)

EDIT; looks like kayla changed her theme... where is my callout post

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

where is my callout post

It's like her committing suicide: it'll take some kind of miracle for her to actually do it.