StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[DrJonesHat]

He's actually physically strong, so as much as I'd like to say Chris would beat him in a fight, I'm not sure if that would be true. I almost got crushed by him when I was younger.

He probably has a lot of lower-body strength to carry all that weight around, but his upper body is probably really weak. He couldn't move fast in a fight, so a lighter opponent could move in, strike, and move out of range before he could react.

 

[Thetan]

I'm still not convinced that this guy is completely legit, there are just too many similarities to Jace and Chris. Still, it's amusing so I'm going to play along for now.

 

[BT 075]

I'm still not convinced that this guy is completely legit, there are just too many similarities to Jace and Chris. Still, it's amusing so I'm going to play along for now.

Nobody would be dedicated to the point he would turn himself in a human garbage heap just "for teh lulz".

Can't script extra chromosomes and morbid obesity.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

I'm still not convinced that this guy is completely legit, there are just too many similarities to Jace and Chris. Still, it's amusing so I'm going to play along for now.

If he really is pretending, that might actually make him more autistic. He most likely wrecked his body and his online reputation...to get a thread on the Kiwi Farms? Would that really be a good use of his life?

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

He probably has a lot of lower-body strength to carry all that weight around, but his upper body is probably really weak. He couldn't move fast in a fight, so a lighter opponent could move in, strike, and move out of range before he could react.

He's somewhat strong on the upper body as well. He's slow as shit, but he's definitely strong.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Nice.

Reminds me of an autistic Big Pun.

 

[Waifu]

Look what I found!

Spoiler: click to enlarge ya sick fuck

 

[Sable]

Look what I found!

Please.

Someone, anyone.

We need a rating more powerful than horrifying.

...who would willingly show pictures of themselves like this?

 

[Jaiman]

I made a lazy PNG of his head for shits and giggles. Have fun.

 

[Jaiman]

Look what I found!

Spoiler: click to enlarge ya sick fuck

I'm scared..

 

[Thetan]

Nobody would be dedicated to the point he would turn himself in a human garbage heap just "for teh lulz".

Can't script extra chromosomes and morbid obesity.

He could still be a fat walking shit heap, but the baby fur/diaper/shit fetish stuff could be an act.

He could be legit, but the coincidences are interesting.

His Twitter handle is strikerwolf1 and Jace called himself 'Commander Stryker' and had a 'thing' for wolves. Like Jace, the Desert Eagle .50 is one of his favorite guns.

Chris was given his name by a talking bear and this douche was allegedly given his name by a Native American holy man.

You have to admit that the similarities somewhat suspect.

 

[Waifu]

Please stay away from infants.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

All we're missing for our lolcow is the glasses.

edit: credit for the glasses exploitable goes to @Valiant

 

[Thetan]

Please stay away from infants.

I'm not picky at all.

 

[Arkangel]

I made a lazy PNG of his head for shits and giggles. Have fun.
View attachment 43682

 

[Waifu]

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

All we're missing for our lolcow is the glasses.

View attachment 43684

It lacks the double bridge. But close enough.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

And he wonders why girls aren't beating his door down

 

[Ravana]

padded?

 

[Quijibo69]

He's way over-due!