Top 30 reasons it's hard to be Amber! Number 26 will shock you!
Slipped disk, my ass. That "slipped disk" is her tiny bones begging for the sweet release of death. That "snap, crackle, pop" that you hear whenever you stand, yeah like Rice Krispies? Yeah, those are your knees exploding. Grinding into a fine dust like what's left on her Cheesecake Factory plate.
Boy, I can't wait for the next 10 self-inflicted struggles. Like how her belly button is so deep and her fingers are so fat, that she can't properly wash it.