STRUGGLES BEING ME | PART 1

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She probably can't go camping because she can't fit in a tent. Or a sleeping bag. Or get up from the ground easily. Or shit in the woods without falling back into it. Or because there isn't a McDonalds in the woods.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
She probably can't go camping because she can't fit in a tent. Or a sleeping bag. Or get up from the ground easily. Or shit in the woods without falling back into it. Or because there isn't a McDonalds in the woods.
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She is so full of shit with camping, nothing about her suggests she would enjoy camping or any outdoor activities. She is doing exactly what she loves now, shopping and eating and being on her phone all day.
I think she will finally snap once she cannot leave to go shopping at Walmart.
 
BerriesArnold said:
Top 30 reasons it's hard to be Amber! Number 26 will shock you!

Slipped disk, my ass. That "slipped disk" is her tiny bones begging for the sweet release of death. That "snap, crackle, pop" that you hear whenever you stand, yeah like Rice Krispies? Yeah, those are your knees exploding. Grinding into a fine dust like what's left on her Cheesecake Factory plate.

Boy, I can't wait for the next 10 self-inflicted struggles. Like how her belly button is so deep and her fingers are so fat, that she can't properly wash it.
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I call bullshit on slip disc. :powerlevel: but currently I'm on 2nd week of 3 week recovery for slip disc after accident and I've had to confirm it after mri. No way this bitch fit in any mri and I'm sure she is just pulling things out of her ginormous ass just to get that YouTube buck

I'm sorry but I'm going to chuck her slip disc diagnosis in "things amber says without proof" box unless I see any actual fucking doctor's note. One of the things for getting relief from slip disk is losing weight. Wonder what amber doctor said to her (if he indeed exists irl)
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
I call bullshit on slip disc. :powerlevel: but currently I'm on 2nd week of 3 week recovery for slip disc after accident and I've had to confirm it after mri. No way this bitch fit in any mri and I'm sure she is just pulling things out of her ginormous ass just to get that YouTube buck

I'm sorry but I'm going to chuck her slip disc diagnosis in "things amber says without proof" box unless I see any actual fucking doctor's note. One of the things for getting relief from slip disk is losing weight. Wonder what amber doctor said to her (if he indeed exists irl)
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The last time she saw a doctor (aside from the singing doctor) was ~10 years ago unless you count ER visits. They wouldn't have diagnosed a slipped disc in the ER so... yeah. Unless she's had a slipped disc all this time, her diagnosis is as legitimate as her trypophobia, BED, and whatever the hell else she claims she has but hasn't ever been diagnosed with by a medical professional.
 
Ten to one our gorl go going to reveal how she wipes her dainty ass in the last installment of this series.

But she'll lie and insist that she wipes her ass like everyone else. Them T-Rex arms attached to beetus stained meat mits can't do anything, gorl.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
She probably can't go camping because she can't fit in a tent. Or a sleeping bag. Or get up from the ground easily. Or shit in the woods without falling back into it. Or because there isn't a McDonalds in the woods.
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Or a Wammart or Cheesecake Factory or a Texas Roadhouse or Chinese Buff-ett or etc. etc. etc. ...
 
um actually said:
Nobody is keeping her from a therapist.
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This is my precise fucking logic. She's trapped in a state of perpetual torment.

Stuck in her miserable brain trying to outwit the haydurs.

Keeping a mental note of every lie.

She likely wants to give it another serious attempt. The hill's too high, though. She's the boy that cried wolf.

Even the most sincere attempt in the history of her life would result in endless fucking laughter.

She's at her lowest point.

She probably does read every comment, and I bet it fucking kills her.

I'm thinking she doesn't take our advice 'cause then we'd be right.

She's fucked in the head.

Stuck between her prideful cunt personality and the encroaching spectre of immobility and death.

This is why she needs to rail ketamine. Six religious as fuck trips. Minimum. Where she's forced to think about her life. Her personality. The shit she'd do different. Why she behaves the way she does.

Not every drug is negative.

I'm not gonna reveal my true form, but shit can fucking change you. She'd likely cry her fucking eyes out.

One weekend binging on K and her channel would go dark. Guaranteed.

I bet that the root of her issue is YouTube.

This shit ain't good. It gets inside your head.

She's obsessed with portraying herself in just the right light. All those stupid Instagram selfies with the faggy fucking filters.

She needs to get away from the Internet. Like every lolcow featured here.

I T ' S

T I M E

T O

S T O P

P O S T I N G ,

A M B E R .

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NOTE:

I get that she has no real family. FagTube is her only source of revenue. There has to be a way, though.

Not saying she needs to do drugs.

It's time for a fucking paradigm shift, though. She needs to manually rewrite the ending of her life. Small changes are out the fucking window.

Now or never, gorl.
 
x666XxDeathLordxX666x said:
This is my precise fucking logic. She's trapped in a state of perpetual torment.

Stuck in her miserable brain trying to outwit the haydurs.

Keeping a mental note of every lie.

She likely wants to give it another serious attempt. The hill's too high, though. She's the boy that cried wolf.

Even the most sincere attempt in the history of her life would result in endless fucking laughter.

She's at her lowest point.

She probably does read every comment, and I bet it fucking kills her.

I'm thinking she doesn't take our advice 'cause then we'd be right.

She's fucked in the head.

Stuck between her prideful cunt personality and the encroaching spectre of immobility and death.

This is why she needs to rail ketamine. Six religious as fuck trips. Minimum. Where she's forced to think about her life. Her personality. The shit she'd do different. Why she behaves the way she does.

Not every drug is negative.

I'm not gonna reveal my true form, but shit can fucking change you. She'd likely cry her fucking eyes out.

One weekend binging on K and her channel would go dark. Guaranteed.

I bet that the root of her issue is YouTube.

This shit ain't good. It gets inside your head.

She's obsessed with portraying herself in just the right light. All those stupid Instagram selfies with the faggy fucking filters.

She needs to get away from the Internet. Like every lolcow featured here.

I T ' S

T I M E

T O

S T O P

P O S T I N G ,

A M B E R .

•

NOTE:

I get that she has no real family. FagTube is her only source of revenue. There has to be a way, though.

Not saying she needs to do drugs.

It's time for a fucking paradigm shift, though. She needs to manually rewrite the ending of her life. Small changes are out the fucking window.

Now or never, gorl.
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Also I think this proves that the only Pride she went to was the Cheesecake Factory, no way she went and walked in the city if standing for two minutes has her in immense pain
 
While her being excited about going to a gym gives me a slight spark of hope, Amber needs to know that just working out will not give her the results she wants if she doesnt have a solid diet plan. She seems like the type of person who would do an hour of normal yoga (which burns between 130-150 calories) feel good about working out and then go get a venti double chocolate iced coffee from Star Bucks and think thats ok because she just did an hour long workout. Just an fyi but right now at this very second she has to consume 3,000 + calories to maintain her weight and to gain as much as she did in between weigh ins she has to be eating 6,000 to 7,000 which boggles my mind. The fact that Becky lets this happen makes me think she has some sort of malicious intent.

tl;dr

Amber eats a shit ton of food and I think ol’Becks hates her so much she is hastening as well as enjoying watch her eat her self to death.

Rabbit Bones said:
She probably can't go camping because she can't fit in a tent. Or a sleeping bag. Or get up from the ground easily. Or shit in the woods without falling back into it. Or because there isn't a McDonalds in the woods.
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She cant go camping because someone would mistake her for a trophy animal and try to shoot her for their mantle.
 
I sadly don't follow for that long but has she ever adressed a worldly problem or politics (aside from propably not having voted)???
Ever? Anything? Global warming? Children starving? Trump? Psychology?

I'm probably too :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: to believe she talks about something else that everyone experiences instead of just her own fucked up little world
 
This last page has reminded me why I don’t typically post here. None of you nerds are better then her. See this as an example:
x666XxDeathLordxX666x said:
This is my precise fucking logic. She's trapped in a state of perpetual torment.

Stuck in her miserable brain trying to outwit the haydurs.

Keeping a mental note of every lie.

She likely wants to give it another serious attempt. The hill's too high, though. She's the boy that cried wolf.

Even the most sincere attempt in the history of her life would result in endless fucking laughter.

She's at her lowest point.

She probably does read every comment, and I bet it fucking kills her.

I'm thinking she doesn't take our advice 'cause then we'd be right.

She's fucked in the head.

Stuck between her prideful cunt personality and the encroaching spectre of immobility and death.

This is why she needs to rail ketamine. Six religious as fuck trips. Minimum. Where she's forced to think about her life. Her personality. The shit she'd do different. Why she behaves the way she does.

Not every drug is negative.

I'm not gonna reveal my true form, but shit can fucking change you. She'd likely cry her fucking eyes out.

One weekend binging on K and her channel would go dark. Guaranteed.

I bet that the root of her issue is YouTube.

This shit ain't good. It gets inside your head.

She's obsessed with portraying herself in just the right light. All those stupid Instagram selfies with the faggy fucking filters.

She needs to get away from the Internet. Like every lolcow featured here.

I T ' S

T I M E

T O

S T O P

P O S T I N G ,

A M B E R .

•

NOTE:

I get that she has no real family. FagTube is her only source of revenue. There has to be a way, though.

Not saying she needs to do drugs.

It's time for a fucking paradigm shift, though. She needs to manually rewrite the ending of her life. Small changes are out the fucking window.

Now or never, gorl.
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Hey some of us at least try to keep our autism to the five-paragraph-essay format instead of the forwards-from-mom/grandma approach that dude made.
 
x666XxDeathLordxX666x said:
This is why she needs to rail ketamine. Six religious as fuck trips. Minimum. Where she's forced to think about her life. Her personality. The shit she'd do different. Why she behaves the way she does.
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Had to sign in for this..

What the fuck is up with you and your obsession with this cow going in the K hole?

Why are all the new people so :autism:?
 
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