STRUGGLES BEING ME | PART 1

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DonaldChump said:
Hey some of us at least try to keep our autism to the five-paragraph-essay format instead of the forwards-from-mom/grandma approach that dude made.
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SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG DID NOTHING WRONG
Alpo_Farts36 said:
Had to sign in for this..

What the fuck is up with you and your obsession with this cow going in the K hole?

Why are all the new people so :autism:?
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I am new. Pls no bully.
 
Alpo_Farts36 said:
Had to sign in for this..

What the fuck is up with you and your obsession with this cow going in the K hole?

Why are all the new people so :autism:?
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People come in with an idea what the farms are about, they don't lurk enough before posting to realize that idea's wrong.

I just hope @ChubbyChaser and @x666XxDeathLordxX666x have the good sense to be ashamed of this when they look back in a few days. It's the only way we retards ever learn.
 
All I got from this video was:

"Shame on Hanes for not making underwear in a size 80 to fit my enormous, deformed ass."
"Shame on the clothing companies for not making cute, stylish tents in size 6X and up."
"Shame on TJ Maxx for not selling scales at a reasonable price for the 400+ pound crowd."
"Shame on the gym for not having special equipment that can hold someone who weighs more than 3 average adult women."
 
Toxoplasmosis said:
All I got from this video was:

"Shame on Hanes for not making underwear in a size 80 to fit my enormous, deformed ass."
"Shame on the clothing companies for not making cute, stylish tents in size 6X and up."
"Shame on TJ Maxx for not selling scales at a reasonable price for the 400+ pound crowd."
"Shame on the gym for not having special equipment that can hold someone who weighs more than 3 average adult women."
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Probably one of the reasons she wont go to the doctor is she would probably break the exam table.
 
Queen Kimberly said:
Why does the Amberlynn board always seem to draw in the most exceptional of people?
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Eh, it seems like every board gets referred to as the most retarded at some point or another apart from the Lolcow general. Maybe it's just the nature of cows, who's erratic behaviour attracts erratic people in peaks and troughs, such as the DSP escort saga.

Anyway, fat.
 
I love how she always makes her lies so easy to pick apart.

Honestly at this point most exercise is gonna do more harm than good due to how much pressure her bones are under already. Just put the fucking fork down and see a therapist.
 
Wouldn't it scare the shit out of you to know that your prospects of mobility are tapering by the day? That your knees can't bend enough to complete a normal walk animation? All jokes aside, there has to be something seriously wrong with her, cognitively speaking. And I am not referring to the typical lolcow autism. There has to be a part of the brain that factors in reason that simply does not exist for her.

Aaaand after a quick google search, here's a short interesting passage that confirms that theory: In obese children, a region of the brain in charge of controlling impulsivity, called the orbitofrontal cortex, appears to be shrunken compared with that of lean children, ..., the smaller this brain region was, the more likely the adolescents were to eat impulsively, the researchers said.

In short, the fatter a person is, the more it damages those "self-restraint" parts of the brain. She and Chantal are essentially stuck in an endless loop of overeating and don't even realize it's happening.
 
Dorsia.Reservation said:
I know Ricky and Eric are friends of Becky but good lord would I be doing everything I could to get AL out of my house.
Being not able to leave the house easily/if at all, is not far away and once that happens...
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Maybe becoming bedbound would make it easier to get her out of the house - Necky and the Gays could go to Wallyworld and end up going out to eat and then out to see a movie. Amber would go apeshit and blast up their phones. They could act all concerned and end up calling the paramedics because "she's saying she's dehydrated and stuff from not drinking or eating all day. She said she felt kinda sick, so we left a bunch of drinks and food by her bed. Kitchens full too... oh; she can't get up!? Like at all?! What's wrong Ambs?" Paramedics would take her to the hospital, she would stay there a while, and then be able to get moved to a long-term-care facility or get a trailer of her own with a daily care attendant (until she ropes in some other idiot lesbo to live with) :optimistic:
 
Rabbit Bones said:
She probably can't go camping because she can't fit in a tent. Or a sleeping bag. Or get up from the ground easily. Or shit in the woods without falling back into it. Or because there isn't a McDonalds in the woods.
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Ooooooo she can too fit in a tent! She wears one every day.
 
I wish I wouldn't have but I thought about her underarms. They never get air, they are constantly rubbing. There is probably dark dying skin under there. Never completely dry. Really stinky with yeast or whatever grows in dark, moist places.
 
Entertained409 said:
All I got from this video is Amber confessing that she doesn’t wear underwear because she can’t find any that fit her. (:_(
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Walmart sells size 30 granny panties in a multipack. Let me guess, she’s still trying to wear low rise underwear or trying to wear “pretty” underwear.

Wilson said:
"I'm using a scale that is used to measure car parts.
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At that point why are you even weighing yourself.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Walmart sells size 30 granny panties in a multipack. Let me guess, she’s still trying to wear low rise underwear or trying to wear “pretty” underwear.
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I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if those are too small though, especially as she holds a lot of weight around the stomach/thigh area. I might be converting the US sizes wrong, but I would think those would be a struggle.

That doesn't actually excuse it though. AL is huge, but there is a market of that level of fat in the world, which means the internet will have a seller that caters to her for this. She is obviously capable of shopping online, so she could order some.

Semi-related side thought: is online grocery delivery a thing in the US? It's popular with supermarkets in my home country, even in rural regions, and would suit Amber down to the ground as she wouldn't have to make the effort to go get food, it would come to her. I'm guessing maybe no as we haven't already seen her take advantage of it, but if they do end up getting their own place, I'd be interested if it was somewhere that could be a service. It would certainly kick bed-bound state out of high gear and into hyperdrive.
 
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