STRUGGLES BEING ME | PART 3 - 7/5/18

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Nothing interesting is revealed in this video. She needs two seats at the movie theatre but she doesn't actually need them they just make her more comfortable. Sure gorl. She has to wear blankets constantly because she's always self-conscious. She can't tie shoes like normal people no shit. She got stuck in the shower door for thirty seconds once. Wow.
 
“I don’t take up two seats, but I like to have two seats, just in case”

Just in case what? You gain 20 pounds during a 2 hour movie?

“This is funny” she says, as she explains the gymnastics she needs to do to be able to complete the simple task of putting on shoes.

Refers to a handicapped stall as “a bigger stall” multiple times. It’s called a handicapped stall, gorl. It’s for people in wheelchairs. And 500 pounders, I guess.

ETA: the face and “whaaaat?” she does after saying she hasn’t broken a toilet says to me that she has without a doubt broken a toilet. She’s done that while proven lying before. She gave herself away.
 
easyaf said:
Not a whole timestamped thing, but some highlights:

"I don't take up two seats"

If you like to 'be comfortable' by lifting up movie theatre arm rest up and can't go to a new theatre unless the arm rests go up, then yes, you take up two seats. You are physically unable to fit in one, how else do you define that?

The seatbelt buckle isn't sticking into you because the belt is not plugged in. It's sticking into you because your overhang engulfs it when you squeeze in, hence your bruising. The belt would only help you if you were small enough to be contained by it.

You having to turn, haul and brace your leg up because you can't tie your shoes like everyone else is not "so funny". It's not surprising, but also not funny.

Her explanation for the blanket is that it's literally a security blanket, she feels like it covers her rolls and (paraphrasing from her rambles) makes her feel more protected and covered.

"I've only broken a couple of things in my life, but it's always for good reason" . Can't screenshot at the moment but gorl doesn't even believe her own bullshit here if expression is anything to go by.

"Wooded" stairs. Not wooden? Is that a US thing or an AL thing? Also, if she's 'standing around' how is she managing that when she can't stand for more than 2 minutes because of the pain?

She's gotten stuck getting into the walk in shower because it's "such a small space" to get into. I'm sure that's the problem. Makes the point of telling us she showers every single day so it's the worst because she has to deal with it every singly day.
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No, "wooded" stairs is DEFINITELY an AL special. Even down here in the South the majority of us are not that fucking stupid. But, hey, she's a writer, y'all!
 
I feel bad for anyone who goes to see a movie and has to squeeze in their seat because Amber is sitting next to them *sigh*
 
She really thinks people are stupid enough to believe she showers every single day?
 
JaneThough said:
No poop wand? BS, AL.

Also, guise, she showers every day. Every single day, and she gets stuck in the shower because she showers every day. Her hair isn't greasy, it's just freshly showered every day.
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I mean.... who does she think she's fooling, really? We can see how dirty she gets. She's admitted to not being able to stand, admitted to not fitting in her shower, she constantly avoids any situation that might make her slightly uncomfortable and the way she talks about getting out of breath while just sitting tells us everything we need to know about her showering habits without her showing us her filth.... but she does that too.
 
"I don't take up two seats (at the movie theater)"
I'm very sure, if she has to raise the arm rests, that her body is spilling over into the seats on either side of her. Therefore, she basically does take up two seats.

She can't sit comfortably in the car because she's siting on the seatbelt buckle and all she says is, "It's just something I'm just kinda getting used to." Instead of taking her weight loss seriously...
smh GORLLLL...
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The blanket doesn't cover anything gorl, you just look like a 500 sack of potatos under a blanket.

"I have to use the bigger stall". You mean the handicap stall? Because you are handicapped because of your weight? Just admit that.

Talking about breaking furniture when she sits on it: "I've only broken a few things in my life" What happened to "I've never broken a furniture?"

"I do have some friends who live in trailers..." Of course you do.

"Here I go honking my horn." It's "tooting my own horn", dumbass.

People should judge that your ugly outside by how you are on the inside. You're ugly in and out.

The last one she brought up about the shower. It hurts to even get in the shower, she gets stuck and it hurts to stand in the shower to wash. Yet she still maintains that she showers every day. BULLSHIT.
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Oh Hamburgers said:
"I don't take up two seats (at the movie theater)"
I'm very sure, if she has to raise the arm rests, that her body is spilling over into the seats on either side of her. Therefore, she basically does take up two seats.

She can't sit comfortably in the car because she's siting on the seatbelt buckle and all she says is, "It's just something I'm just kinda getting used to." Instead of taking her weight loss seriously...
smh GORLLLL...
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The blanket doesn't cover anything gorl, you just look like a 500 sack of potatos under a blanket.

"I have to use the bigger stall". You mean the handicap stall? Because you are handicapped because of your weight? Just admit that.

Talking about breaking furniture when she sits on it: "I've only broken a few things in my life" What happened to "I've never broken a furniture?"

"I do have some friends who live in trailers..." Of course you do.

"Here I go honking my horn." It's "tooting my own horn", dumbass.

People should judge that your ugly outside by how you are on the inside. You're ugly in and out.

The last one she brought up about the shower. It hurts to even get in the shower, she gets stuck and it hurts to stand in the shower to wash. Yet she still maintains that she showers every day. BULLSHIT.
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Technically, if she's sitting in one seat with the arm rests pulled up and we all know she's spilling over...she's taking up 3 seats. GORL.
 
FitBitch said:
I mean.... who does she think she's fooling, really? We can see how dirty she gets. She's admitted to not being able to stand, admitted to not fitting in her shower, she constantly avoids any situation that might make her slightly uncomfortable and the way she talks about getting out of breath while just sitting tells us everything we need to know about her showering habits without her showing us her filth.... but she does that too.
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She also has admitted that towels don't fit around her, and that she only washes her hair once a week anyway..
 
So how many minutes of Youtube since we last saw her moving, 30+?

Mark the date folks, the march to bed-bound took off in earnest early summer '18.
 
That was a boring, uneventful ride. I'm gonna make a celebratory .gif the moment she hits 600 lbs.
 
The fact that her hair looks wet, but I know it absolutely isn't.. is just so gross. (:_(
 
Gorl, we have all watched My 600lb life. We know you can't fit in the shower, wash your own ass, or put on your own shoes. We wanted to know how you and your thumb have sex.
Also, that blanket isn't hiding anything. Your beach ball head gives it all away.


Edit to say: FAT
 
Fubby said:
I swear she's been talking about getting a seatbelt extender ever since it stopped fitting her and she still hasn't bought one. I think she has a deathwish.
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If she has a death wish, fine, but gorl should consider that if they got in an accident she would almost surely kill everyone else riding in the car with her if she's not strapped down. Her selfishness knows no bounds.
 
The best part was at the start when she went “Here we are, finally! Part 3!!!”, as if this was some highly anticipated series that anyone actually gave a shit about.

We don’t need a three part series telling us how fat you are gorl, your audience is very much aware. But hey, Shane just did a three part series and she has never had an original thought in her entire life so I can’t say I blame her.
 
I don't take up 2 seats. I sit in my one seat and use up a bit on either side. That's like half and half and one. Not two. That's like a literal misconception.

Seatbelts don't fit me. I don't really need one though. Even if I fly through the windshield, my cute bubble butt will cushion me. My fat might like literally save my life.

I don't like the way I look. I have a big heart, and a big belly, and my heart is warm cause it's overworking cause I'm morbidly obese and I hate myself. There's like literally nothing I could do about it though.

I like literally shower every. single. day.
 
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