STRUGGLES BEING ME | PART 3 - 7/5/18

[drtoboggan]

Bulimia could do her some good.

 

[sperginity]

Have you ever seen a heavily pregnant woman (especially if they are having twins) and been sort of amazed at the size of them? They can still fit in showers and buckle seat belts and doesn't basically everything amberlynn is too big for. I really wish I could get more pics of Amber next to regular sized people, it's bananas how short and wide she is.

It was pretty lame that she never gave details about hygiene stuff but it was revealing in a different way, she talks about her efforts to feel less fat in place of her efforts to become less fat. If she has a blanket and a cardigan she feels good enough to put up with everything else. She should really stop that shit so she is motivated to change. I'm also intrigued that she is afraid of getting stuck in the shower when she should be scared of breaking it. I've demolished the kind of shower doors she talks about and it doesn't take as much force as you would expect. The doors are usually glass so knocking one out would be pretty awful. It would be expensive to fix and her roommates would get angry.

She said towards the end of the video that she hopes to look back on these and be grateful that she do longer has to put up with all these things. That seems to be the point of these videos besides getting pity. She is absolutely delusional to think that she is going to be in the minority of people who lose tons of weight without surgery and keep it off. She can't commit to writing her weight on a whiteboard every day for a week ffs

 

[Bekuta]

If she really wants us to believe these were filmed on three separate days by changing shirts, then she went three days without showering (judging by her hair). Which is the truth, AL?

 

[Orion Slave Gorl]

Her "shoulders"...

 

[sperginity]

"I deal with this [the shower] every single day"

You're hair begs to differ homegorl. The dumbest shit to lie about.

she could wash her hair with a fucking bowl of hot water and shampoo and not even get in the shower, or IDK wear a hat, but that's too much effort to keep up the lie about her hygiene.

 

[Dovahshit]

Bulimia could do her some good.

nope, the only result she would get is get even more health issues and get even more fatter because who are we kidding, she has no self control.
she would only last a few days and then its back ro even bigger binges

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

“I don’t take up two seats, but I like to have two seats, just in case”

Just in case what? You gain 20 pounds during a 2 hour movie?

“This is funny” she says, as she explains the gymnastics she needs to do to be able to complete the simple task of putting on shoes.

Refers to a handicapped stall as “a bigger stall” multiple times. It’s called a handicapped stall, gorl. It’s for people in wheelchairs. And 500 pounders, I guess.

ETA: the face and “whaaaat?” she does after saying she hasn’t broken a toilet says to me that she has without a doubt broken a toilet. She’s done that while proven lying before. She gave herself away.

I would say that there is a good chance she has broken a toilet seat since your avaerage crapper seat holds up to 300ish pounds. But as much as I hate admit it, I am skeptical about her breaking a commode since their weight limit usually is 1000 pounds. We can dream though...we can dream.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Gorl, we have all watched My 600lb life. We know you can't fit in the shower, wash your own ass, or put on your own shoes. We wanted to know how you and your thumb have sex.
Also, that blanket isn't hiding anything. Your beach ball head gives it all away.


Edit to say: FAT

Yeah, pretty sad to see gorl didn't deliver "embarrassing stuff" as if her whole life wasn't full of that... gorl we want the "most embarrassing stuff".​

The best part was at the start when she went “Here we are, finally! Part 3!!!”, as if this was some highly anticipated series that anyone actually gave a shit about.

Must be because it's physically tiring for her to sit and talk, poor bedbound gorl

Bulimia could do her some good.

Doubt she could reach inside her mouth to induce vomit but she's got the binging part of the disorder covered

 

[FitBitch]

She said towards the end of the video that she hopes to look back on these and be grateful that she do longer has to put up with all these things. That seems to be the point of these videos besides getting pity. She is absolutely delusional to think that she is going to be in the minority of people who lose tons of weight without surgery and keep it off. She can't commit to writing her weight on a whiteboard every day for a week ffs

This is the scary thing about AL's mindset. She always says "when I lose the weight" like one day it will just be gone without any effort from her and she'll look totally normal and not have a fucked up skeleton. She's steadily gaining at an increasing pace and it's not a wake-up call to her at all as long as she can say she's on a weight loss journey she thinks she'll eventually lose the weight.

 

[ragonastick]

Refers to a handicapped stall as “a bigger stall” multiple times. It’s called a handicapped stall, gorl. It’s for people in wheelchairs. And 500 pounders, I guess.

She probably doesn't know what a handicap stall is. The "bigger stalls" are obviously made for 500lb toddlers like herself.

 

[Dymentia]

I F O N L Y T H E R E W A S S O M E T H I N G S H E C O U L D D O

 

[idosometimes]

She will never hit bottom. She can't fit in vehicles (damned tiny Koreans), is afraid falling through the floor because she weighs more than a refrigerator, is constantly stared at for her size, and gets stuck in the shower, yet she is still gorging herself on junk food, restaurant meals, and candy everyday. What is left that could be a wake up call? Complete immobility and urinating/defecating on a pad in her bed like a dog?

Anyone notice how she mentions gaining weight as ongoing process while lying about her actual weight in "weigh in" vids?

>I know I have a big heart.

Yes, it is called cardiomegaly. It is a medical condition and not something to be proud of, cow.

Not only did she fail to reveal stuff people really wanted to know, her tone throughout all 3 videos is just... off. She is deeply delusional

My favorite "revelation" is the blanket so her massive body is not "out there." No one will realize that it is a fat person under the blanket. No one. It will all be hidden. Worst case is they will think it is bunch of midgets in disguise. Well played, milady.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

So these were her "big and most embarrassing" secrets and struggles? Pfft cammon now. Those are stuff literally everyone with eyes and even a lil bit of common sense knows she is struggling with. I knew it was to expect her to reveal any actually embarrassing struggles but this whole crappy miniseries was such a letdown. I suppose most were really waiting for the stories of how she actually cleans herself (that bitch must be a marathon sized ordeal if just standing and sometimes just the strenuous labor of breathing makes her see stars) and what kind of aftercare she needs to do. Like putting talk under her rolls? How does she actually wipe her ass? Is the reason she and Becky sleep on a bare mattress because no bed could support her weight? Let alone their combined weight. And how she gets up from the floor? What maneuvers she has to do so she's even able to use stairs at her current weight? I could go on and on.

Her victim attitude is nauseating. Our beloved Beanbaggerlynn acts like she is the only human during the whole evolution of humankind who cannot change her situation. She just cannot stop stuffing her maw. Evolution designed her that way. She has the elusive binge monster gene you guise.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Fleetwood Mac's Tell Me Lies play softly in the distance

 

[Twinkie]

Not only did she fail to reveal stuff people really wanted to know, her tone throughout all 3 videos is just... off. She is deeply delusional

 

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

I would say that there is a good chance she has broken a toilet seat since your avaerage crapper seat holds up to 300ish pounds. But as much as I hate admit it, I am skeptical about her breaking a commode since their weight limit usually is 1000 pounds. We can dream though...we can dream.

The toilet may hold, but what about the floor it's bolted to...?

I'm morbidly curious about how she even fits on an average toilet. No doubt she owns a triple-size commode, but surely at some point she must have had to go while she's at a restaurant or store.

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

"Wooded" stairs. Not wooden? Is that a US thing or an AL thing?"


It's a fucking AL thing...JFC she sounds so stupid.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Coming in theaters this fall

Spoiler

Amberlynn Reid: The Last Chair Bender

 

[Basketball Jones]

Boring, dishonest about these being her “most embarrassing,” and fat...So i’ll just speculate on her gross and actual embarrassing shit.

>can’t use tampons because she can’t reach between her legs
>since she can’t find underwear that fits, can she even properly wear a pad?
>she probably can’t shave her her yeast-mound, so her pubes are probably overgrown like a forest (a Colombian forest because I’m sure it’s all kinds of moisture and heat down there)
>if she doesn’t have a bidet installed on her toilet, then she probably has some reaching device
>sexlife is probably dead because I can’t imagine her having the energy or libido at her weight
>if she does still have sex, she probably can’t reciprocate well because she gets winded just from talking. So I’m sure she just lays there like a fat starfish
>she probably reeks when she’s on her period because she can’t properly clean herself
>can she shave her own legs?
>can she reach around her boobs to shave under her arms?
>she’s probably had to go to a clinic at least once for a yeast infection under her breasts
>if a tornado siren goes off she’s the only one in the house that won’t be able to get to safety
>socks probably cut off her circulation in her legs so she goes without, this adding to the speculatory odors that surround her

...yeah I’m done thinking about this. Funky bitch

 

[ALs Bra]

Fatty boom boom.