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I'd like us all to take a moment to reflect on the fact that most people don't have to create a 3 part video series just to convince strangers that they shower regularly.
And fail to do so.
And fail to do so.
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She says it was terrifying being stuck between the shower doors, so there is no way she has ever tried it again. I'll guess that once a month (or two months) she sneaks into the boys shower.
Fleetwood Mac's Tell Me Lies play softly in the distance
ETA: I remember watching that other slob you tuber, John ASSanti. He couldn't fit in the shower anymore, so used a fucking cat litter box to give himself a sponge bath. I wonder if he cleaned it first.
He didn't fit in shower but he could still sit his ass in a kitty litter box?‽?
ETA: I remember watching that other slob you tuber, John ASSanti. He couldn't fit in the shower anymore, so used a fucking cat litter box to give himself a sponge bath. I wonder if he cleaned it first.
If she really wants us to believe these were filmed on three separate days by changing shirts, then she went three days without showering (judging by her hair). Which is the truth, AL?
Not that I'd put it past Assanti because he's a piece of shit (or Amberlynn for that matter tbh) but are you sure that wasn't just a plastic wash basin you'd give someone a sponge bath with? They look the same.
if a tornado siren goes off she’s the only one in the house that won’t be able to get to safety
There once was a gorl named Amberlynn,
Who liked to dab upon her chin,
Gets stuck in doors,
Falls through wooden floors,
That dainty young gorl Amberlynn.
I get your point but elephants are highly intelligent creatures and nothing like this self absorbed beanbad