StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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Catgirl Tyranid said:
"hAHA I'm so controversial, I called this major cultural yearly event gay lol"

At least come up with better insults that haven't been used a thousand times before to criticize they yearly cultural event. I hate football, but I still show up at my in-laws house for the party so I can be bewildered with them at why there's a nigger mumbling to himself on stage during the half time show.
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He's not wrong, he's just a faggot for calling it the "Superb Owl" instead of just calling it the Niggerbowl like everyone else who doesn't give a shit about it.
 
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Marty Robbins said:
"the Quartering.... beats me.... just because I'm trans...... I asked for another advance on my podcast money from him for booze and funny hats.... and he beat me...... he's 300 pounds and i'm 150 pounds......"
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This would bring his tranny fighting record to 1-1. His claim to fame was *losing* a fight to a tranny.
 
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Lukie said:
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You just know Styx got his head pushed through a locker doors, down the toilet and footballs shoved up his arse by jocks in Highschool lmao
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People who write this way are closet faggots. "Haha, why would I want to watch a buncha... sw-sweaty men... with their asses in spandex... that'd be totally gay, and I'm not gay, haha..."

Wonder how many of the one-night stand ladies flown over to Castle Warwick had to put on a strap-on.
 
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Vassal said:
People who write this way are closet faggots. "Haha, why would I want to watch a buncha... sw-sweaty men... with their asses in spandex... that'd be totally gay, and I'm not gay, haha..."

Wonder how many of the one-night stand ladies flown over to Castle Warwick had to put on a strap-on.
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Pretty sure he’s a gay faggot, sucking dick to own Christian’s and what not.
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Stinks Abandoned Daughter said:
Pretty sure he’s a gay faggot, sucking dick to own Christian’s and what not.
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I wonder if he'd be a top or a bottom. He's built like a twink, but dunno if his ego would allow him to behave like one. Power bottom, maybe.

These are not words I expected to write when I woke up this morning.
 
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Styx could never engage in homosexuality. He would be terrified that some limp wristed waif like twink would beat the shit out of him for being such a faggot.

Tarl will stick to the BPD witch-wanna-bes that he can push around, threaten with blades and dump off at the local women's shelter when he gets sick of them. There are no women's shelters for gay men.
 
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Vassal said:
People who write this way are closet faggots. "Haha, why would I want to watch a buncha... sw-sweaty men... with their asses in spandex... that'd be totally gay, and I'm not gay, haha..."

Wonder how many of the one-night stand ladies flown over to Castle Warwick had to put on a strap-on.
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Its actually weird how often nerds like Styx start talking about gay stuff when somebody mentions sports, that wasn't even the first time he said that about NFL. I remember him saying something about not being interested in big men running after balls.
 
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crayolasword said:
He’s claiming he’s going to have his Japanese dad on stream tomorrow. Can’t wait.
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He posted life advice on “being true to yourself“ and he is clearly drunk already and that was posted before noon. The nigger clearly hasn’t showered in weeks by now, I wish he’d murder/suicide already and be done with it.

 
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Stinks Abandoned Daughter said:
The nigger clearly hasn’t showered in weeks by now, I wish he’d murder/suicide already and be done with it.
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Calm down bud, this story is barely into the second act. The guy is casting spells, posting in his own thread and becoming increasingly sloppy and arrogant, I think the “best is yet to come” as they say. Keep a positive attitude.
 
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Stinks Abandoned Daughter said:
He posted life advice on “being true to yourself“ and he is clearly drunk already and that was posted before noon. The nigger clearly hasn’t showered in weeks by now, I wish he’d murder/suicide already and be done with it.

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If Tarl kills himself, the story ends. (And more importantly, there's always a slim, tiny, but still possible chance of a redemption arc.)

Suicide is never the answer.
 
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