🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

OMG
The spergstream...

LOL!
Shit. Did I miss anything good? Was he drunk?

Also, does anyone know what the case in Vermont was even about? In his video he says it was dismissed because “in Vermont, you’re allowed to save someone’s life.”

Did Samantha threaten to kill herself so he broke the restraining order restrictions to “save her life”. Shouldn’t the incident be of public record?
 
Shit. Did I miss anything good? Was he drunk?

Also, does anyone know what the case in Vermont was even about? In his video he says it was dismissed because “in Vermont, you’re allowed to save someone’s life.”

Did Samantha threaten to kill herself so he broke the restraining order restrictions to “save her life”. Shouldn’t the incident be of public record?
He was caught breaking the restraining order, but the case was dismissed.
The Louisiana case still makes him a convict with a misdemeanor.

I'm not certain about the details surrounding how the restraining order was violated, but it's clear that Tarl equates assisting an individual with a temporary living arrangement to "saving one's life."

I wish Samantha was here to give her perspective on this.
 
I don't think anyone really was aware of this, much less counting down to see him put in stir again. The drink-soaked blackguard only imagines that we were and that he has scored some kind of win. Lol
Really gotta appreciate Tarl going out of his way to give us farmers content when he could have just kept this all to himself, and none of us would have been the wiser. Cows will be cows.
 
He was caught breaking the restraining order, but the case was dismissed.
The Louisiana case still makes him a convict with a misdemeanor.

I'm not certain about the details surrounding how the restraining order was violated, but it's clear that Tarl equates assisting an individual with a temporary living arrangement to "saving one's life."

I wish Samantha was here to give her perspective on this.
If you knew the situation you would not be so acerbic...

But I do not care, You are even crazier than me! You also seem to be here constantly, focused solely on me as your subject of choice. Intredasting!
 
Tarl, nothing good is on the horizon for you.
You could have skipped off into the sunset while you were in the Netherlands, but you continuously step on your own feet with your actions.

You are and forever will be nothing more than a loser trying to win.

Edit: Stop saying those terrible things about your mother who put your older half-sibling up for adoption. I'm sure she had her reasons.
Millions of people have watched my videos a collective half billion times.

I have sold almost a half million books.

And I am not sitting on my laurels. The project continues. You can do nothing. Because you are a pathetic goofball.

Where's your kid? I can account for mine but I don't know if you can, Sara Lancaster AKA Kwitokee.
 
Awwwww I so sowwie baby boy. Some of you tards bellieved right now I'd be in a cell. Cry more and call me salty. I am the one who prevailed, not you. Take the L d00d.
I don’t know how many people were thinking you were going to jail since this is the first I heard about it.
Normally when it’s thought a Lolcow like yourself is going to “enjoy prison”, the thread and community happenings is bombarded with minor court updates and people are counting down the days till your court dates.
Rekitia was someone everyone said would go to jail, or Ethan Ralph is another example of someone who did “win”.
No offense, but you’re no Ethan Ralph.

. I'll be crucifying you on a video soon.
Can I get a shout out too? If not me, then mah main man BixSnood.
 
@GayResearchVlogger

Tell us about Tarl's brother. Is he an occult cosplayer or normal? Does he upload 3 tediously boring summaries of Fox News stories every day before before getting drunk and sexting mentally unstable women?
 
Millions of people have watched my videos a collective half billion times.
How many followers have you lost since you mongled Samantha's titties during the livestream? How many followers have you lost in the past month alone?

Tarl, I'm not trying to be mean here. People who watch political commentary want their commentators to be sharp-witted and occasionally funny. You haven't been sharp-witted in a while. You've been hung over or high af, even falling asleep on the Quartering's show (another one who's leaking followers like crazy).

Political commentary in general is just going out of style on YouTube. People on both sides of the aisle are getting tired of hearing it. They're tired of the outrage, the constant negativity, and politics in general. Political commentary used to be a cakewalk; any asshole with any type of channel could switch to political commentary and start making bank (see Josiah Rises). Those days are gone.

Only the best of the best can keep going with political commentary and still make money. Unfortunately, this is no longer you. Even Tim Pool and Luke Rudowski are starting to struggle. Salty Cracker is suffering from Quartering Syndrome (too much shilling). Benny Johnson is the King of Commentary now. Matt Morse is rising. But you, Styx, you are falling faster every day. Get your shit together man, for your daughter's sake. At least clean up enough to hold on to the people who still bother to watch you, before it's too late.
 
Millions of people have watched my videos a collective half billion times.

I have sold almost a half million books.

And I am not sitting on my laurels. The project continues. You can do nothing. Because you are a pathetic goofball.

Where's your kid? I can account for mine but I don't know if you can, Sara Lancaster AKA Kwitokee.
Go get your head checked.

You do one thing correct by WILLINGLY staying away from the general population.
 
Tarl, I'm not trying to be mean here. People who watch political commentary want their commentators to be sharp-witted and occasionally funny. You haven't been sharp-witted in a while. You've been hung over or high af, even falling asleep on the Quartering's show (another one who's leaking followers like crazy).
I hate to point this out, but he's FAT. He's FAT-witted. He's fucking FAT.
 
Salty Cracker is suffering from Quartering Syndrome (too much shilling).
I watch Salty, but his shilling is really getting insufferable. He’s also getting too /pol/ified about huwite women despite copious amounts of his features being huwite men doing the exact same retarded leftie shit. I’m just not laughing as much and he’s getting kind of soft too. “Retard and nigger aren’t nice words but people should be allowed to use them anyway” or “if we allowed the word nigger in chat, people would spam the word.” IDK. Salty’s content is starting to get depressing.
 
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That face saying:
How sad for you the legal system in Vermont actually functions, unlike the one in buttfuck New Orleans. Such a terrible tragedy that a city with so many amazing things to see and food to eat is run by corrupted morons.

Awwwww I so sowwie baby boy. Some of you tards bellieved right now I'd be in a cell. Cry more and call me salty. I am the one who prevailed, not you. Take the L d00d.

Does not convey the condescending tone of a victor that you think it does, faggot.
Cast a spell to heal your liver and brain, nigger.
 
@Styxhexenhammer666 I don't know who needs to tell you this but, money doesn't make you a good father. The fact you yap so proudly about the amount you give sounds like you feel like that exempts you from earning that title. You absolutely did abandon your child, by cheating on and abusing your spouse. You gave up being a father. Throwing a few sheckles at their feet doesn't make you any less of a piece of shit.
Did Sara Lancaster straight up leave her kid? Do tell!
 
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