🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

Stinkum said:
I've obtained the bodycam footage from Tarl's Rutland arrest (we already had Nikki's video of this).
Here's a couple of clips. I'm uploading the originals to MEGA but it's taking a while.
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Not much new footage really but it is funny, and Tarl does briefly refuse to disarm until the police chief raises his voice at him.
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This nigga is dressing like he’s in Bloodbourne :stress:
 
Soapmore said:
packing that tricorne hat
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One night when he was chatty in here I tried to convince him to switch to a bandana, he's not the captain of his domicile.
Mr.Bucket said:
Who the fuck walks around their own home (well, their parents' home) in a coat, fucking pirate hat, and a goddamn machete on their belt in a fucking crossdraw?
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Unironically walking around strapped sounds pretty cool dood. But tarl manages to do it lame.

Apparently Redfoot killed himself with a stupid shoulder rig (Shot himself in armpit fatally)
Zed's dead.
 
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GooderFloorsCo. said:
Pretty sure this is Styx weapon of choice. These were cheap garbage when they came out years ago, serious tool people dont these. You find em at walmart.
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Arrrr that shoddy sabre would ne'er cut down an officer of the royal navy. That boy's no pirate he's a filthy landlubber.
 
He's just making buzzfeed tier content now. Top 10 favorite foods? Cmon. Is it filled with Chez Varvyck classics like peepee soup and filet of poopoo?
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Mr.Bucket said:
Who the fuck walks around their own home (well, their parents' home) in a coat, fucking pirate hat, and a goddamn machete on their belt in a fucking crossdraw?
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True goth badboys wear sweet hats, coats, boots, and carry knives in their home.
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(He has a knife, it's just hidden)
 
10 Turtle soup, he's amazed that Cajun food is Cajun food
9 Maple ham and sweet potato, his uncle makes peepee poopoo jokes too
8 His own chilli, regular chilli, also he can't ride a bike, he says spicy, but it sounds pretty bland
7 Mom's tuna noodle casserole, cheesy, needs more peas, he adds ketchup
6 Tennybrook BLT, he doesn't know that Tennybrook is a proper grocery store, Rutland only has gas stations (he doesn't know about the PubSub, no one tell him)
5 Medium rare steak Sam(?) makes, ribeye, marinated with onions and thyme, served with various vegetables
4 Dad's tomato basil soup, Roma tomatoes, creamy tomato soup, thickened with cream
3 His own yogurt fruit smoothie, Greek yogurt coconut water, assorted fruit, cardimum
2 Wanton soup from China Lite, probably a Rutland restaurant, sounds like house soup(not gonna lie house dishes are usually pretty, they tend to throw whatever they have laying around the kitchen in there), he came
1 Crawfish bisque, he doesn't know what bisque is, probably doesn't know what a crawdad is either, he's amazed that hole in the wall restaurants make bomb food

Talk about the most sheltered white trash taste imaginable.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
10 Turtle soup, he's amazed that Cajun food is Cajun food
9 Maple ham and sweet potato, his uncle makes peepee poopoo jokes too
8 His own chilli, regular chilli, also he can't ride a bike, he says spicy, but it sounds pretty bland
7 Mom's tuna noodle casserole, cheesy, needs more peas, he adds ketchup
6 Tennybrook BLT, he doesn't know that Tennybrook is a proper grocery store, Rutland only has gas stations (he doesn't know about the PubSub, no one tell him)
5 Medium rare steak Sam(?) makes, ribeye, marinated with onions and thyme, served with various vegetables
4 Dad's tomato basil soup, Roma tomatoes, creamy tomato soup, thickened with cream
3 His own yogurt fruit smoothie, Greek yogurt coconut water, assorted fruit, cardimum
2 Wanton soup from China Lite, probably a Rutland restaurant, sounds like house soup(not gonna lie house dishes are usually pretty, they tend to throw whatever they have laying around the kitchen in there), he came
1 Crawfish bisque, he doesn't know what bisque is, probably doesn't know what a crawdad is either, he's amazed that hole in the wall restaurants make bomb food

Talk about the most sheltered white trash taste imaginable.
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Didn't he disclose and discuss doing sexual shit with his uncle?
 
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