🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

Summary of Tarl's court appearance.

* cling, cling, cling * Tarl clangs his spoon then throws into sink

Tarl: Started video... Umm..... I Thhhh.. uhhhh.. It says unrecognised camera, darling...
Mel: ah shit!
Tarl: Yeah just a sec...
Mel: I've never...
Tarl: See if I.. I've never used Zoom on any device.
Mel: Me neither...
Tarl: Ah now careful!... I mean I've used Zoom before but
Mel: I've tried hard to get it to...
Tarl: On my massively retro fitted laptop but... which is currently in for repair. I mean I guess I can * click, click, click * just do audio maybe...
Mel: shit.
Tarl: Oh Jesus. * click, click, click * Need a new [unclear] * click, click, click *really need a new ah..... As long as I can be heard it should be fine.
Mel: Mumbles.
Tarl: Well, n.. let me call Jared and see.... uhhhhh..... He's probably in the court by now.... Jared my man.
[ends]

An hour of tech issues later

Judge: Everyone on Zoom who's on today's docket raise your hand.
Tarl: [nothing]
Judge: blah blah unrelated
Judge: * sucks teeth * Aight Tarl Warwick.
[10 seconds of silence]
Judge: Is Tarl Warwick on our docket? Or is it Warwick Tarl. I always get his name confused. No? Mr Warwick can you unmute yourself? This isn't even on todays docket. Bea is Warwick on today's docket?
Bea: * mumbles *
Judge: And he's not answering either so off he can go...
 
What a tabsolute clusterfuck
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Mortifyer said:
Is he related to Vanessa Warwick from old Headbangers Ball in the 90s?
Vanessa Warwick

It`s a kinda cool surname in a way.
I thought it was relating to war with the etymology. But turns out it means "Building Near The Weir"
Derives from old English. Wǣringwīċ, which is composed of the elements wǣr and wīċ which means “fortification” or “farm.”
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And if you make anagrams of his entire name, it also means "Awk Crawdad Twirler."
 
Its kind of funny that he went through all the trouble of running to NYC, traveling for court with his emotional support female, set up an entire fake scenario about his computer suddenly breaking and not being able to go on cam for court, then the 3rd world negress 70iq boomer judge cant figure out how to run tech or read her own docket, so its going to all get rescheduled. The can has been kicked down the road, and he is going to have to do it all over again. Will see what lame excuse he comes up with next time for not being able to appear.

Amazing how he's been religiously uploading on that laptop every day for 15 years, and it suddenly breaks and gets sent into Purgatory for "repairs" the same day he has to appear.

His malignant narcissism is taking credit for all of this due to his chaos majik, 100%. Meanwhile, this incompetent fuckery is how all govt programs are run in 3rd world Dem shitholes. Nothing surprising here.
 
Lukie said:
20 hours and 50 minutes until Stolas throws Wet Brain the Pirate under the bus
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anscochrome said:
I would not get my hopes up for anything "big" happening tomorrow or Monday. Every time I get sucked into these countdowns, it always leads to a continuance. If I am wrong ( I hope I am), enjoy it as a pleasant surprise.
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I tried to warn this thread to not get your hopes up that something big was going to happen today. Yes. it was not a continuance, sure, but technical snafus. I breath on my brass ring, polish it on my cotton shirt, and take my victory lap.
 
Mortifyer said:
It`s a kinda cool surname in a way.
I thought it was relating to war with the etymology. But turns out it means "Building Near The Weir"
Derives from old English. Wǣringwīċ, which is composed of the elements wǣr and wīċ which means “fortification” or “farm.”
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It actually comes from the old Nordic word for "retarded lisping faggot play-acting at being a wizard". This was a term they used for the unfortunates they hadn't weeded out at birth but who grew up to be too useless to help with the longships or go hunting. I'm not sure how you got it confused with some gay shit about farms.
 
ShiverStar said:
Honestly not like I wanted to see him raped to death below sea level in voodoo country, but man, none of us better EVER have to deal with legal consequences for any little bullshit we might get into. Anyway, he escapes justice again to provide more entertainment for at least a little while longer.

Better luck in VT Monday with the more serious charges. However, unless the dumbass confesses to psycho psyam's version of the negligent discharge, it doesn't seem like they have enough evidence to make it stick. (Styx if you confess Sam will take you back!!)
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He’s gonna skate. He’s got that thick ass lolcow armor now.
 
nelly98 said:
>catching up on thread, see a bunch of pages posted, ahh yes there must be sweet sweet milk
>instead it's some sperg saying he totally has DawXxX on a farmer
>Tarl has tech issues
>Court has tech issues
>no milk
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I was wondering... I left the browser tab open, went to bed, refreshed it in the afternoon and there were tons more pages.
Don't shit up the thread, please. At least tell a decent joke or post a good meme... Thank you for the summary.
@DominoPetachi
He’s gonna skate. He’s got that thick ass lolcow armor now.
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I think his path to ruin will be by his own hand. We'll see... :)
 
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