🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Adamska]

In case anyone was wondering if this thread is worth following anymore, as Thard continues to drink himself to death as a homeless vagrant while hiding from the police. Wonder no more. Here is the exciting content you have to look forward to:
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Yeah we call that borscht Tard. It works better if you have some form of protein and vegetables to supplement whatever the hell you made.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

This was always a cooking channel! Seriously, is this muthafucker who's top ten list of foods included his mom's tuna noodle casserole going to brag about his cooking? Dude doesn't even know what creole food is, but he's a foodie. at least he isn't still eating canned beets(I know )

 

[losang]

I'm relatively confident he isn't hollowing out the potato. As evidence of that I present the bedding that has been setting unmolested stage right for a month now.

I think he is paying rent to the family. I would assume he plans to live there until at least he can afford an attorney to deal with the rutland mess. He can deal living with the warrant in new Orleans but ar some point he has to reunite with Sam. I hear she misses him

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I hear she misses him

He didn't miss her with the phone. Sadly, did with the gun.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Suck 6,000,000 dicks, Rabbi

 

[Ghostface Killah]

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Just post report and move on. Not worth the time. She is just unwanted noise.

 

[mickrussom]

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Is there a new sock?

Tard's troupe/harem of troubled tormented tetchy twisted toxic turbulent tilted-jilted cum-dumpsters are quite tenacious.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Is there a new sock?

Tard's troupe/harem of troubled tormented tetchy twisted toxic turbulent tilted-jilted cum-dumpsters are quite tenacious.

Truly, Truly, Truly Tenacious.
They're insane! In the membrane!
Them!

 

[Fortyone]

He's flipping someone the birb. He says people should trust him because when he goes out(X) feral cats approach him

He's kingcobrajfs maxing completely at this point and I love it

 

[Leylon Sneed]

troubled tormented tetchy twisted toxic turbulent tilted

I applaud your use of alliteration, that is quite the string of words strung together. Didn't Thyxth drop out of college for some kind of literature degree? I don't know if you have a degree, but you definitely have more practical experience with use of language.

I also need to credit @Autistic Joe for the meme. I've been getting a lot of use out of it.

 

[losang]

In tarls I hate food waste video around 3 minutes in you can tell he misses his mommie

 

[Leylon Sneed]

In tarls I hate food waste video around 3 minutes in you can tell he misses his mommie

Mongo Mel doesn't make tuna noodle with extra ketchup, or chinky chicken.

 

[losang]

Nikki has a video of assembling of a mattress it needs views she is the hero we need

 

[Gay Andy Kaufman]

After all, Tarl likes poopoopeepee and unwashed potato gashes.

I had to think about what "unwashed potato gash" could mean.
I hate that you made me think about that.
Now it is in my brain forever and while I know Tarl and JR will keep them to themselves so I don't have to ever actually encounter one, simply knowing that this phrase exists makes me feel like my life has been made somewhat worse, permanently.
I hope you're proud of yourself, funny guy.

edit: used the word "forever" too many times in a run-on sentence because I'm distraught.

 

[White Christmas]

I had to think about what "unwashed potato gash" could mean.
I hate that you made me think about that.
Now it is in my brain forever and while I know Tarl and JR will keep them to themselves so I don't have to ever actually encounter one, simply knowing that this phrase exists makes me feel like my life has been made somewhat worse, permanently.

The origin comes from Nikki talking about how Tard would slurp on her "unwashed" gash (with his black, fuzzy, rotten teeth).

Just when I thought this thread could not get any more pathetic or disgusting, after the vegan beet root commentary.

 

[mickrussom]

if you have a degree

BS Chemistry. Curious about the practical manufacture of various things.

I had to think about what "unwashed potato gash" could mean.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I also need to credit @Autistic Joe for the meme. I've been getting a lot of use out of it.

I love seeing my little meme, all grown-up and doing Professional-grade Shitposting.

 

[losang]

looks like tarl, with his PhD level knowledge of linguistics and computer science, cannot be sober long enough to make a youtube video. I do not bother with rumble as i am a normie who does not spend my day thinking that jews are to blame for my rectal itch, is he doing videos there?

also, any update on whether samantha will be moving into the spare room that ed and pam were thinking of using for catshit droppings now that tarl is gone?

https://trellis.law/case/50021/26-cv-01333/casa-jas-llc-v-samantha-keister

looks like the summons was filed and samantha will have to file some kind of answer or be blown the fuck out by default?

 

[Leylon Sneed]

to make a youtube video

He broke his computer again, he's been bitching about it on Twitter. On the plus side, no more morbid stories in the immediate future.

Edit stolen from Twitter:

 

[losang]

He broke his computer again, he's been bitching about it on Twitter. On the plus side, no more morbid stories in the immediate future.

Edit stolen from Twitter:
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as i posted on twatter, i shitpost on tarl when i take a shit, so basically twice a day. but the minute i see a post starting with "Ronald was a pirate and the son of a guy who tried to rape an 80 year old ....." i stop reading. do you think it is worth the more valuable time of wiping my farttube reading those stories?