CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Suburban Warfare

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He's probably buying the oil to make a booby trap. Like at the top of some stairs so someone will slip down.
God, Jace must be having the time of his life. He's living out his fantasies, even if it's a retarded, fake version of it. He must be pissing himself with excitement.
 
I wonder if he's trying to set up some bizarre Home Alone style traps for potential intruders by spreading cooking oil on the floor or something? Seriously, this makes even less sense than a lot of Chris' shenanigans
(edit) lol, beaten.
 
Oh my god he's going to kill his mother. She's going to slip on his oil trapped steps and snap her neck.
 
Darky said:
He's probably buying the oil to make a booby trap. Like at the top of some stairs so someone will slip down.
God, Jace must be having the time of his life. He's living out his fantasies, even if it's a retarded, fake version of it. He must be pissing himself with excitement.
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And it will end just like the Sims.

"What the fuck do you want? GO TO JAIL?!"
 
I just went over all those videos, and...wow, what the fuck did I just watch?

I sure hope he doesn't attempt to emulate his Sims game with that oil. I honestly have no idea what is going on, it's so retarded I can't make any sense of it.
 
Black Sonichu said:
I just went over all those videos, and...wow, what the fuck did I just watch?

I sure hope he doesn't attempt to emulate his Sims game with that oil. I honestly have no idea what is going on, it's so retarded I can't make any sense of it.
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I second that. Really, why in the jolly green fuck is Jace not on some industrial strength meds to try and combat this lunacy?

Like Darky said, he's totes living out his fantasy right now. He's laying down most of the time because his "elite combat" boner is keeping him from standing up.
 
This was the oddest, most obtuse shift in behavior I've seen out of him, so far. I dunno about him doing some sort of Home Alone-style oilslick trap, I'm not so sure he would leave the safety of his house just for that. Maybe he found out that the party is still going on so he bought them for some sort of prank? But canola oil in water balloons, or what have you, still sounds kinda dumb.

I'd look to him uploading a video of asking the employee where the oil is after uploading a pic of him already in the aisle as weird, but we all know his uploading methods are a clusterfuck, especially today.

P.S.: Why the fuck are his quality settings for his videos all over the fucking place? Some of the home defense videos only go to 240p and now this one goes to fucking 4k???
 
Darky said:
He's probably buying the oil to make a booby trap. Like at the top of some stairs so someone will slip down.
God, Jace must be having the time of his life. He's living out his fantasies, even if it's a retarded, fake version of it. He must be pissing himself with excitement.
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Maybe he just finished watching Straw Dogs...
 
Maybe the vegetable oil is lube for MASS DEBATING because he's going back to lying down in the tub.
 
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The best part? He's sleeping in the cold, in a Prius, in a gas mask he's previously identified as a "WW2 US Navy" gas mask - yeah, the ones in asbestos in them.

You will mesothelioma
You will exposure
You will arrest for petty crime and DUI

And this is all things he's done in the last 12 fucking hours. How many times has he nearly killed himself today again?
 
just going to add, not only is he fucking inhaling asbestos, the filter is going to be fucking expired by 7 decades now.

let that sink in.

lol important: wearing an expired filter will kill you
 
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Once again, Jace is a living testament to Einstein's famous quote: "Only two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity".
 
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