Suggestion and Update Thread

What if we bann black people ?

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Can we get a slightly less loose interpretation of what "no trolling plans" means to keep people from chiming in with a quote of that rule and nothing else whenever someone who doesn't realize what they're thinking puts forward a hypothetical situation?
 
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  • Every poster is a pickleman first.
  • JUUUULAAAAY.
 
Please can we have a new rule against posts which are mainly or completely written in an eye-dialect intended to imitate Chris or Barb?

far too many posts said:
"Chrisshun! Sell dem dar doo-hickies on da ee-bays an' buy yer meemaw sum noo teefers! Chrishhun! Ah'll kill maself otherwises!"
"*STRESS sigh*Uhmm...Ah'm workin' on it, mmyeah. Iss juss da TROLLS, an...an der HOMOSESSUALS...and da Pay-Pals..." (sound of Chris'tard crapping his DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS because I'm better than him)

Please make it stop.
 
A topic in the Parkourdude91 to act as a timeline for the events that have been covered here? Kind of like what Lucrid tried to do with the Chris forum, but in chronological order so that people new to stuff or are getting back into it after an absence can find themselves a good jumping off point.
 
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feedback requested

I've come up with a new design of the Lolcow category. Its intention is to give more real estate to each person which has earned their own subforum, while also giving a pitch to attract attention to the board. It's set up in such a way that collapsing Chris into the group in the future should also be possible.

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feedback requested

I've come up with a new design of the Lolcow category. Its intention is to give more real estate to each person which has earned their own subforum, while also giving a pitch to attract attention to the board. It's set up in such a way that collapsing Chris into the group in the future should also be possible.

What I like most about this design is that it expands the subforums for each cow horizontally. It looks much more appealing than everything getting stacked vertically in a massive list. Plus I like the idea of have both the official common name on top of online handle/alias.

One thing I might change is having Lolcow General at the top rather than at the bottom below the specific cows. I like the new design's organization with how it gives cows of interest more real estate on the page compared to the current layout, and I don't think having Lolcow General at the top would detract from that. Still would be quite an improvement.
 
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feedback requested

I've come up with a new design of the Lolcow category. Its intention is to give more real estate to each person which has earned their own subforum, while also giving a pitch to attract attention to the board. It's set up in such a way that collapsing Chris into the group in the future should also be possible.

there it's done dont lynch me
 
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