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I'm in unit 512. *Binoculars*
Suing the Strata - Harassment by WGKitty on kiwifarms
- Thread starter Jaded Optimist
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If WGKitty defamed you in the building then you would be able to tell us who they are... right?
(sorry @artilleryfroth, I didn't see your post before I posted)
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Yeah, I'm down the hall from you. Can you turn the music up please? I like this song!
It's not the strata's job to police online postings. Yaniv has the same misconception of government that Russell Greer exhibits. Thank the gods that they're in different countries. You get Yaniv and Russ in the same room and I'm not responsible for the consequences.
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As soon as im done running screaming down the hallway.
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Put some clothes on, will you? The air con isn't doing you any favours.
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Oh that sounds fun! I think I'm smear myself with lime jello and run up and down the hall outside Yaniv's door and scream the lyrics to Aerosmith's "Dude(looks like a lady)!" Surely they can appreciate that.
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Even a drunkard can see that this species of whale is dangerous and tell it to fuck off.
I am currently in the common area, smoking and sending harassing letters.
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I'm drilling a hole in the floor in the unit above Yaniv so I can drop down the fiber optic camera.
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Great, here's something else to put through the hole, don't mind the ticking noise.
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Hey, can I borrow some cream? My fridge is fucked up and the milk and cream went bad but I didn't find out until I'd made coffee.
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Sure, just go to Yaniv and tell her that an extremely cute 10 y/o is here to help her out of the tub.
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Hey guys, could you tell me which unit numbers you’re in? I’m trying to set off the sprinklers to ruin Jess’ carpet again, but don’t want to inconvenience any of you. Thx 
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The UHF transmitters and micro cameras will be fine as long as he doesn't check the vents, the window frames or the door frames.
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Minor detail, but: can we please all take a moment to appreciate JY referring to himself as "notorious" in his latest lolsuit?
Must be the "attention hungry" and "really fucking stupid" combo once more, I guess?
Wasn't he supposed to be some sort of a marketing/SEO genius at some stage? Misearble failure on that front.
I'm not even in marketing. I do some sales related stuff as a side component of my job. So, "adequately trained amateur" at best and certainly not a literary genius either here, but I still would have phrased it along the lines of ...
"JY is an internationally [bragging version: 'celebrated'/neutral version: 'prominent'/humble-brag version: 'acknowledged' transgender activist ... [yada yada]."
He's either done his own writing again or his own lawyer is taking the piss, too!
Must be the "attention hungry" and "really fucking stupid" combo once more, I guess?
Wasn't he supposed to be some sort of a marketing/SEO genius at some stage? Misearble failure on that front.
I'm not even in marketing. I do some sales related stuff as a side component of my job. So, "adequately trained amateur" at best and certainly not a literary genius either here, but I still would have phrased it along the lines of ...
"JY is an internationally [bragging version: 'celebrated'/neutral version: 'prominent'/humble-brag version: 'acknowledged' transgender activist ... [yada yada]."
He's either done his own writing again or his own lawyer is taking the piss, too!
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Sorry, I'll get it as soon as I am done turning down the front enterphone.
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There's two units for sale right now if any of you are looking to be Yaniv's newest neighbour. Also, wow, these are tiny units. I mean given that they're out in Walnut Grove and not Yaletown or something, 500 sq feet is tiny.
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Now THERE's a challenge for an actual marketing genius (i.e. NOT JY):
"Spacious condo in an attractive neighbourhood. Newly renovated (2020).
Some TLC required ... do not. I REPEAT: NOT take this one literally as far as the batshit insane pedo two doors down is concerned".
How DOES one sell something like "Congrats! JY is your new friendly neighbourhood menace", though?