Suno.ai Music Generator - Easily craft ballads about your favorite lolcows

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Steinercard said:
That's it. We are done. I asked this to do a goth metal song about Raziel from Legacy of Kain it made one that referenced the events in the games without me even prompting it to.

Pack it up. Fold up the chairs and turn the lights off.
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Not to downplay how cool it is, but I'm pretty sure the lyrics generator is just some flavor of ChatGPT which does have context and knowledge of these things.

This is one of the earlier examples of a multimedia synthesis of AI products working together. The next step might be asking an AI to make an entire video game for you about a specific topic, and as part of that process the AI automatically asks Suno to write a theme song for it, and Suno knows to ask ChatGPT for lyrics which match the theme.
 
Here's an idea. There once was a user named @Arm Pit Cream - though he contributed a lot to kf, he was extremely autistic, spending around 12 hours a day on the site.

There's lore involving a first ban, but the second one ended up being final. It had an email exchange between him and Null, you can see it here. There's more, like some email where that user basically went "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?" in a long autistic way. Anyways, that got me to make this song.

[Verse]
Do you know who I am? I'm Arm Pit Cream
I've been silenced, but I still want more
Null, please unban me, I want back on the scene
Gotta post some animals, Null, come on

[Chorus]
Null, please!
I promise I'll be good,
I won't lie again,
I'll stop posting on the splinter site,
I'll do anything, just unban me
Null, please!
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"Gotta post some animals" refers to APC posting animal killing videos, iirc. Anyways, here's the audio:

Another idea: Just go through the highlights of the incels thread. Retard after retard powerlevelling there. It used to be one of the funniest threads on the site before the DDoSing slowed it down. That thread is a good source of song lyrics.
 
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A song based on a post from the incels.is thread.

Lyrics:
I'm a 23 year old incel,
That is the truth
Never had sex,
never kissed a girl,
never held hands with a girl,
only get fat chicks on Tinder

[Chorus]
Life just sucks!
I want the hottest women,
Instead I'm stuck at home,
trolling on the internet,
nothing is fun anymore,
I just want a trophy wife!
Life just sucks!
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EDIT: for context, I had to trim the beginning out because the app put some gibberish in at the start. I wonder why it does that sometimes.
 
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A little anthem I threw together for the people of TERF island. I call it 'Old Roles'

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]

"In a world full of colors, why choose just one?"
These people pushing ideas, they say it's for fun
Transgenderism promoted, in every corner you turn
Have you noticed women's rights have begun to burn?

Men like trucks, and football, so we're told
Women should love pink, and dresses, that's their fold
But what if a girl loves cars, and playing ball?
"She's really a man!" the transitionists call

[Chorus]

Feminists say no way, we stand up tall
We won't be fooled by your sexist gall
Gender's not fluid, it's black and white
Transgenderism's wrong, while women are right

[Verse 2]

The message is clear, be who you're meant to be
Except when it comes to genders, then there's no degree
If a boy likes dolls, he must be a she
A girl who's brave, must be hiding her tree

This sexist game, it harms us all
Forcing roles on each other, we see them fall
Transgenderism's not the answer, for those who feel small
It just perpetuates old gender norms, it's time to break the thrall

[Bridge]

Don't let them tell you who you should be
Be yourself, proudly, with confidence free
Gender's binary, not some choice to make
Transgenderism hurts women, it can only take

[Chorus]

Feminists say no way, we stand up tall
We won't be fooled by your sexist gall
Gender's not fluid, it's black and white
Transgenderism's wrong, while women are right


[Outro]

So sing out loud, spread the word around
That transgenderism isn't where we're bound
Stand for truth, for freedom, for rights
As feminists, we'll fight, until it's daylight
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Glory to the Imperium! Emperor protects


Crocodylus Acutus said:
I finally got around to playing Helldivers, and man is it a blast. So here's a short little song in honor of the game. I might expand it later, I like how the instrumentals turned out.

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Helldivers, huh

 
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Is it me or did the lyric gen get worse?
 
KingFrampt said:
Is it me or did the lyric gen get worse?
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I quickly found it to throw suggestions at me that are a bit too similar to each other.
The few times I use it, I end up changing a lot anyways.

More incel themed lyrics with inspiration from here:
Even being 6 feet tall is considered short,
due to hypergamy and onlyfans,
6 foot 6 is the minimum now,
if you want to get some action,
it's so unfair!

[chorus]
Inceldom is an epidemic,
Women can get chads easily,
just download an app,
swipe until you find your man,
it's so unfair!
Life is so hard for men!
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How much zionist digital currency would it be to have this featured on a MATI stream?

[Verse] In my room, with my tendies stacked high
Momma's cooking, I can hear her cry (cry for tendies)
I'm an autist, with emotions on fire (fire burning high)
Lost in my thoughts, in this emo pop empire

[Chorus] Momma, make me tendies, oh so crispy (crispy)
Feed my soul, with your love so blissfully (blissfully)
They may call me different, but I'm just me (just me, yeah)
Momma's tendie time, where I feel free (momma's tendie time)



@Stilgar of Troon
 
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Song about Epik LLC retracting their statement.

Lyrics:
Epik retracts its statement,
in regards to Kiwifarms
they do not host Cee Sam material,
they are innocent,
we made a mistake!

[Chorus]
Total kiwi victory!
Sneeding is unstoppable
Fuck all the doubters,
Fuck the haters, too
Cope hard about this
Total kiwi victory!
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This came off like just the start of a song, but I will take it

 
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