Suno.ai Music Generator - Easily craft ballads about your favorite lolcows

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V3 is pretty damn good. Better enjoy it while it lasts.
The Porcelain Throne:

(Verse 1)
In the morning light, gotta start my day right,
Feeling kinda groggy, gotta take a flight.
But before I hit the road, gotta make it known,
Gonna do my business on the porcelain throne.

(Chorus)
Peepee and poopoo, they're the rhythms of my life,
Gotta let it flow, gotta let it ride.
Peepee and poopoo, they're the beat of my soul,
Rocking on the toilet, let the good times roll!

(Verse 2)
When nature calls, I heed the sound,
Gotta drop the kids off in the underground.
No shame in the game, gotta let it go,
Peepee and poopoo, here we go!

(Chorus)
Peepee and poopoo, they're the rhythms of my life,
Gotta let it flow, gotta let it ride.
Peepee and poopoo, they're the beat of my soul,
Rocking on the toilet, let the good times roll!

(Bridge)
Sometimes it's a sprint, sometimes it's a stroll,
But when I'm on the throne, I'm in control.
No need to rush, just take it slow,
Peepee and poopoo, watch me go!

(Guitar Solo)

(Chorus)
Peepee and poopoo, they're the rhythms of my life,
Gotta let it flow, gotta let it ride.
Peepee and poopoo, they're the beat of my soul,
Rocking on the toilet, let the good times roll!

(Outro)
So when you feel the urge, don't be shy,
Let it out, let it fly.
Peepee and poopoo, they're a natural high!!!
 
Unfortunately slightly neutered and Disney Channel friendly version of the glorious anime villain monologue of A Crying Goblin in the femoid advice thread, which to this day I regard as one of the greatest posts on this site. I have tried to replace the no-no words while keeping the spirit of the post to the best of my ability



 
Adam white,
Shiny Aquana,
chibi neko demyx,
whatever your name is,
it doesn't matter,
you're just annoying!

[Chorus]
Adam White,
stop the bad jokes,
I'd really prefer,
if you would be quiet,
Adam, please!
Shut the fuck up!
Those lyrics are too hot for Suno, fuck.
They refer to this lolcow

EDIT: tried again with these, I got results:
Adam white,
chibi neko demyx,
shiny aquana,
your name doesn't matter,
stop with the bad jokes!

[Chorus]
Adam White!
I would really prefer,
if you would be quiet,
Adam White!
Just stop talking,
you're getting on my nerves!
Interestingly, this ended with a lengthy instrumental.
 
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Those lyrics are too hot for Suno, fuck.
They refer to this lolcow

EDIT: tried again with these, I got results:

Interestingly, this ended with a lengthy instrumental.
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V3 has up to 2 minutes for first track. So, it's not a surprise. You can cram up to 2 verses with chorus into it. as for how to end your songs - mark last 4 as outro and after last line double tap on Enter key with --- at very end
 
Those lyrics are too hot for Suno, fuck.
They refer to this lolcow

EDIT: tried again with these, I got results:

Interestingly, this ended with a lengthy instrumental.
View attachment 5858911

you can usually get around it by using miss-spellings. eg. bashed = bash'd, cunt = kunt etc.
or add an extra consonant or two.
it especially doesn't like violence or self-harm.
the majority of my prompts must have been 'flagged for moderation'.
yet sometimes it seems to go through without any changes at all...
 
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you can usually get around it by using miss-spellings. eg. bashed = bash'd, cunt = kunt etc.
or add an extra consonant or two.
it especially doesn't like violence or self-harm.
the majority of my prompts must have been 'flagged for moderation'.
yet sometimes it seems to go through without any changes at all...
You zoomies never heard of Jazz before?
Granted I got a lucky roll. The HamHead mocked Christ on Good Friday. He brought this on himself.

Come Fart In Me (Niki's Theme)
 
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