Suno.ai Music Generator - Easily craft ballads about your favorite lolcows

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On today's Mad At The Internet, a song was sent in about Null and his podcast:


This was created with suno.ai, which I've been experimenting with recently as it's been blowing up in popularity. It can generate some really impressive results with very little effort.

You can just type a prompt like "80s techno song about a divorced hollerin' hog who lives in Mexico" and it will do its best, but the lyrics it generates are really generic and boring. However, you can click into "custom mode" and write your own lyrics separate from the style of the song. If you're not very creative you can just ask ChatGPT to write you a song and then tweak it. Some words are censored but it's not hard to work around its limitations.

You get 5 song attempts per day, and it always generates 2 per try in case one fucks up, which happens often. They want you to pay to make up to 500 songs per month but you can also just make more free accounts.

The free version is v2 of their software which is limited to about 1:20 of music, enough for about one verse and one chorus. If you subscribe apparently you can get access to v3 which makes full length songs with impressive clarity.

One of the most popular songs on their site that shows off v3's abilities:

https://app.suno.ai/song/8b6a2d3c-909f-4bee-8193-1f206b0cc111/

Let's see what we can make kiwibros.
 
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Fuck that gay shit.
 
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I made a theme song for Dr. Spunk:
[Verse]
There was an autist Felix Lang,
who was sitting on the loo!
Poor old Felix was lost,
and didn't know what to do!
His father was a writer, for the BBC,
And his little brother Oscar, sang successfully.
Felix was creative too, but never could score.
Until an autistic energy blast,
turned him into the good doctor!

[Chorus]
Dr. Spunk!
The legacy of the Nazi regime!
Dr. Spunk!
His pants are soiled and full of cream!
Dr. Spunk!
His nappies are bursting at the seam!
Dr. Spunk!
He and his son Spunkichu,
will spunk to the extreme!

[Chorus]
Dr. Spunk!
He will turn London into his sex den!
Dr. Spunk!
His dead mom's a seven out of ten!
Dr. Spunk!
He'll make those meanies pay!
Dr. Spunk!
Those protestant wankerholes will
rue the day!
 
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Particle Bored said:
To the tune of "Last Kiss," by J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers:

Oh where oh where can my Maker’s be?
That Ford took it away from me
It’s in the carpet of my mangled car
I gotta have my Maker’s as I seethe at the Farms

I was out on the road to meet with Jacob Wohl
He was eager to sample my tender hole
When there on my phone, on Zero Hedge
Another piece by Null, ya know he diddles kids

I screamed and cursed as my face turned red
Same as the traffic light straight ahead
I reached for the bottle, foot on the gas
And in that moment we both were smashed

Oh where oh where can my Maker’s be?
That Ford took it away from me
It’s in the carpet of my mangled car
I gotta have my Maker’s as I seethe at the Farms

When my gunt had finally settled down
I desperately searched all around
Something warm flowin' between my thighs
But I found my bottle, barely an ounce inside

I threw back my head, and with slurred words I said
"You’re the only thing that makes me smile!"
I held it close, I slurped up one last sip
I let out a shart as it dripped from my lips
And now it’s gone, but I know it’s alright
I’ll pick up another bottle tonight

Oh where oh where can my Maker’s be?
That Ford took it away from me
It’s in the carpet of my mangled car
I gotta have my Maker’s as I seethe at the Farms
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I think this one turned out really well.

Particle Bored said:
The Farms have inspired me to get back into songwriting.

To the tune of Cat's In The Cradle, by Harry Chapin

Brianna Wu arrived just the other day
She came to the world in an unusual way
She was a racist man that didn’t wanna be gay
So he lopped off his Johnson and he threw it away
He bought some thrift store biker boots and gut-belt too
Said “I’m a woman, honest and true, yeah,
I’m a woman, honest and true."

And Crash is in the graveyard thanks to snarling troon
Screaming Frank Wu in a dust-covered room
When he comes home we’ll have some Blue Apron
And the Powerade will sure keep us thin, yeah
The Powerade will sure keep us thin

Brianna Wu released a game just the other day
Full of quicktimes and cyborgs in lingerie
She had to port it so PC gamers could play
So she fired up Kickstarter so the betas could pay
And then she cried “muh harassment” and the dollars rolled in
She said “It’s so hard for us women, yeah,
It’s so hard for us women.”

And Crash is in the graveyard thanks to snarling troon
Screaming Frank Wu in a dust-covered room
When he comes home we’ll have some Blue Apron
And the Powerade will sure keep us thin, yeah
The Powerade will sure keep us thin

Brianna wu picked a fight just the other day
Posting ass-hattery on Twitter because that was her way
Said "One plus one is three, I just thought you should know."
And a math professor said "Sorry, that's not so."
And she blocked him quick as Flynt and said “Don’t you dare mansplain!
I’m an engineer installing BIOS on my mainframe.”

And Crash is in the graveyard thanks to snarling troon
Screaming Frank Wu in a dust-covered room
When he comes home we’ll have some Blue Apron
And the Powerade will sure keep us thin, yeah
The Powerade will sure keep us thin

Deadlines have long since passed, and what is there to say?
They came and went with another delay
‘Cause there was VR to try and Pokemon to slay
So Frank broke out his checkbook and said “That’s okay.
'Cause I know down in Mississippi life was rough,
But just keep on hangin' tough, Bri.
Just keep on hangin' tough."
And as the backers asked for answers, Bri said "Look at this hate!
But what you 'spect from GamerGate, yeah?
What you expect from GamerGate?"

And Crash is in the graveyard thanks to snarling troon
Screaming Frank Wu in a dust-covered room
When he comes home we’ll have some Blue Apron
And the Powerade will sure keep us thin, yeah
The Powerade will sure keep us thin
I'm just sad the original isn't longer... so much material left out.
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