Suno.ai Music Generator - Easily craft ballads about your favorite lolcows

[CervixHammer]

Some dumbass named Ryan Coogan wrote an article crying about Queen JK Rowling, and Twitter doesn't like it when free accounts try to post video longer than 2:20, so Ryan's not going to know what to eat for breakfast. (Cute orange and white cats courtesy of our bussy-loving down-low stroke bros over at rDrama)

 

[GoatWithACoat]

I'll share a few. They're pretty shit but someone might get a giggle out of them;

These are about EDF:

And this one is about playing Valheim with my friends.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Trump vs Linkara (takes a bit to get going but once it does, boy does it get going!)

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Fulgrim

 

[GoatWithACoat]

I made another one about Dwarf Fortress.

 

[CervixHammer]

I was dropping Type O Negative lyrics in and having it sing them with a female voice, "I Like Goils" got a couple of minor lyrical adjustments and I just went with "girls" instead of trying to get Peter Steele's accent, plus this is a more industrial-rock style, but here's TERF O Negative with "I Like Girls" off of the album Life Is Peaking Me.

And, obviously, "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend":

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

A song about ReviewTechUSA crying on a stream.
Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Didn't stream last night, huh?
Feeling sorry for yourself?
Whining 'bout your own plight,
no one cares, dickers,
it's all your fault!

[Chorus]
Crybaby Dickers!
Blaming others,
Self-pity is your only art,
Review Tech, U S A,
you fawking suck!
Woah!
Crybaby dickers!

[Verse 2]
"I didn't think I'd react like this,"
Yes, you fawking did,
you're looking for pity,
hands are shaking,
you're actually sobbing,
dude, that's pathetic!

[Chorus]
Crybaby Dickers!
Blaming others,
Self-pity is your only art,
Review Tech, U S A,
you fawking suck!
Woah!
Crybaby dickers!

[Outro]
Stop whining,
stop crying, take a stand,
Face your demons, understand.
No more excuses, no more blame,
Own your actions, play the game.

[Fade to End]

 

[There Is Light At The End]

beware the man by name Nick Gurr

 

[NateHiggers569]

I'm glad you all liked my song dump. Thanks for the advice, I've already made use of quite a bit of it. Also, I love that we can upload images for the songs now.
This is my latest creation Conquered Not Stolen:

 

[Susanna]

I'm glad you all liked my song dump. Thanks for the advice, I've already made use of quite a bit of it. Also, I love that we can upload images for the songs now.
This is my latest creation Conquered Not Stolen:
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Consider spelling some words phonetically. For instance the singer pronounces lead as lead rather than as lead. Ie the thing you attach to a horses' halter, rather than the thing that comes out of a gun. If you'd spelled it "led", chances are it would come out right.

 

[NateHiggers569]

Consider spelling some words phonetically. For instance the singer pronounces lead as lead rather than as lead. Ie the thing you attach to a horses' halter, rather than the thing that comes out of a gun. If you'd spelled it "led", chances are it would come out right.

I noticed that earlier today. I'll try doing that next time. I had the same issue with another song I made about Jeets shitting in rivers and it would say "Ecoli" as "Ecolee". Thanks for the advice

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

This is Corey Feldman's We Wanted Change turned into a better song via AI.
For those unfamiliar, that song is likely the worst of his shitty album, Angelic 2 the Core.
Original song (jump to 1:00 for the chorus. I decided not to recreate the WEEEE -E-E-E parts, that's how bad it is).

Suno AI improved version (Rock, using uploaded audio as a base):

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

A song about Johnny Somali.

[Verse]
Johnny Somali, a name well-known,
digital nomad, a wandering drone.
Seeking attention, a constant quest,
A viral sensation, at any cost.
From Japan to Korea, a foolish plight,
He found his downfall, in the Land of the Morning Light.

[Chorus]
Beaten and battered, three times in a row,
A lesson not learned, a pitiful show.
Viewers rejoice, as karma takes hold,
A taste of reality, that's what you get!
Johnny Somali,
get fawked,
eat shed!

[Verse 2]
A sacred statue, defiled by this thug,
Twerking and kissing, what the fawk!
Cultural offense, a shameful sight,
Igniting outrage, with all his might.
A foolish act, a reckless desire,
He sowed the seeds of hatred, a dumpster fire!

[Outro]
Japan was lenient, a gentle hand,
Israel too, a forgiving land.
taunted the cops, a foolish game,
the consequences, ignite the flame!
Johnny Somali, grow the fawk up!

[Fade to End]

Some stuff I missed from Suno's What's New section:

Introducing Personas

10/31/24, 2:00 PM

We’re excited to introduce Personas! Personas let you save the essence of a song - vocals, style, vibe - and reimagine it across your creations. Want to bring your favorite vocals or style into a new song?

Here’s how
1 - Find a song you love. Click “...” then go to “Create” and “Make a Persona”.
2 - Toggle between Public and Private for your Persona. Public Personas can be used by others, will have their own page, and can be found in your library and profile.

3 - Add lyrics and style like you would any other song!

This feature is available to all Pro & Premier members in early-access beta. You get 200 free songs to make with Personas - after that, each new song made with Personas will cost 10 credits. We’re working to improve Personas so please give us your feedback here, on Discord or email us at community@suno.com.

We can’t wait to see what you do with your Personas!

Make a Persona Now

Replace Section

10/10/24, 12:00 PM


What You Can Do
1 - Change Lyrics: Perfect for tweaking the words in your song.
2 - Add Instrumental Breaks: insert an instrumental section like a guitar riff or a drum break.

How to Use It
1 - Access the Feature: Right-click on a song or click the vertical “...” to open the More Actions menu.
2 - Navigate to Replace Section: Go to Edit > Replace Section.
3 - Enter Edit Mode: You’ll be taken into Edit Mode with the song. Select the song portion you wish to recreate (must be 10-30 seconds long). Lyrics (if present) will automatically be populated into the Lyrics box.
4 - Update your Lyrics (if you wish): Update your lyrics or try typing [drum break] Recreate the Section: Click the “Replace Section” button.
5 - Choose Between Sections: Two versions will be generated. Listen to both and click “Select” on the one you prefer.
6 - Select a Section: Once you select a section, you’ll be redirected to the Create page where a full song will begin generating automatically.

Tips for Effective Use
Here’s a walkthrough video: https://www.loom.com/share/778513b86aaf4f01afc1534cdc8491a3

Please give us feedback: https://sunomusic.typeform.com/to/D9VQkHr5

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Persona stuff sounds interesting. You can now make your sort of albums. Looking for it's release

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

A song about Steven Seagal, in light of the recent pic of his gut, and just the stories surrounding him.

[Verse]
Steven Seh-gall, movie star!
From humble beginnings, to stardom's bright light,
A leading man, a cinematic sight.
Fame consumed him,
and he consumed food,
too much food!

[Chorus]
Steven Seh-gall, you fat fawk!
Hiding from troubles, harassing women!
washed-up hack, a pitiful sight!
A liar and a fraud, an egotistic fool,
From action hero, to laughingstock,
Steven Seh-gall, you fat fawk!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
Aikido master, a martial arts guise,
But in reality, a coward's disguise.
Choked out by LeBell,
Seh-gull shed himself,
What a fraud, a hollow pretense,
His legacy shattered, a painful oh-fence!

[Outro]
A fat old man, with a silly beard,
He reaped what he sowed, a bitter fate,
The butt of jokes, a tragic state!
Steven Seh-gull,
Dye, fatty!

[Fade to End]

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Spoiler: Text

[instrumental opening]

[intro]
In a world divided by gender strife
Let's put an end to this destructive life
Misogyny and misandry bind
Let's leave them behind, peace in mind

[Verse]
Oh, the gender war rages on
Misogyny and misandry, both sides are wrong
The never-ending battle of the sexes
Fueling hatred and causing wrecks

[Chorus]
Misogyny, misandry, toxicity all around
Dividing us further, tearing us down
We need to stop the gender debate
And realize the damage it creates

[instrumental break]

[Verse 2]
Men are not all oppressors.
Women are not all martyrs.
Stereotypes and generalizations abound
Fueling bitterness and hatred all around

[Chorus]
Misogyny, misandry, toxicity all around
Dividing us further, tearing us down
We need to stop the gender debate
And realize the damage it creates

[instrumental break]

[Bridge]
We are all human, deserving respect
Regardless of gender, we must reject
The toxic mindset that pits us against each other
And work towards understanding one another

[Chorus]
Misogyny, misandry, toxicity all around
Dividing us further, tearing us down
We need to stop the gender debate
And realize the damage it creates

[instrumental break]

[Verse 3]
Feminism and inceldom, both extremes
Fueling the fire of gender war it seems
Equality is lost in the midst
Of this never-ending battle that persists

[Chorus]
Misogyny, misandry, toxicity all around
Dividing us further, tearing us down
We need to stop the gender debate
And realize the damage it creates

[Outro]
Let's end the gender war, once and for all
And build a world where reason stands tall
Misogyny and misandry have no place
As their spergary is ofthen misplaced

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Got a little ticker at the bottom of the site just now:

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[There Is Light At The End]

suno V4 is coming up soon

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Here's a song about Dave Grohl's affair being revealed earlier in the year.

[Verse]
Dave Grohl,
The hero of grunge, a rock and roll saint
A beacon of hope, a moral restraint
But behind the facade, a secret he kept
A broken promise, a love deeply swept!

[Chorus]
Foo Fighters, a name known to all
A rock and roll legend, standing tall
Now the truth is out, the mask is torn,
Dave Grohl,
was the real foo, all along!
DAVE WAS THE FOOL!
ALL ALONG!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
His band's on hiatus, the future unclear
The weight of the world, a burden to bear
A heart full of sorrow, a soul filled with doubt
Can he find redemption, or will he fall out?

[Outro]
The nice guy of rock, a shattered ideal
A fall from grace, a painful ordeal
But time will tell, if he can redeem
His tarnished reputation, a shattered dream,
Seriously, though, who fawking cares?

[Fade to End]

EDIT: a version made without uploaded audio.

 

[Vibralldo]

I had Google Gemini write a Sneed's Feed and Seed advertisement song

It wrote the lyrics but couldn't actually generate a song. I put them into Sumo and was very pleasantly surprised

Spoiler: Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Need some birdseed, chicken feed, or a bag of lawn food?
Sneed's is the place, the best attitude.
From plants to pet supplies, they've got what you need.
Sneed's Feed and Seed, a gardening creed.
(Chorus)
Sneed's Feed and Seed, a local treasure,
For all your gardening and farming pleasure.
Friendly faces, helpful hands,
Sneed's is the place across the land.
(Verse 2)
Whether you're a seasoned pro or just starting out,
Sneed's got the knowledge, no need to shout.
Expert advice, a helping hand,
To make your garden thrive throughout the land.
(Chorus)
Sneed's Feed and Seed, a local treasure,
For all your gardening and farming pleasure.
Friendly faces, helpful hands,
Sneed's is the place across the land.
(Bridge)
From seeds to soil, tools to toys,
Sneed's has everything for girls and boys.
A community hub, a place to meet,
Sneed's Feed and Seed, a friendly street.
(Chorus)
Sneed's Feed and Seed, a local treasure,
For all your gardening and farming pleasure.
Friendly faces, helpful hands,
Sneed's is the place across the land.