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[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Mr.Kittlez vs The Haitians

This sent me into kind of a rabbit hole with a few channels making similar songs. Funny stuff, but I worry that some of this will land on the wrong part of town and get taken down.
That's Lil Pablo with Mr.Kittlez hits.
Archive of the Mr.Kittlez song you posted:

Don't Test Me B*tch by Hard Archive on Youtube:

I Think I Just Shit In My Pants by Uncanny Valley

I Farted, It Was Liquid by Basement Tapes

Third guy seems to favor Udio, and for some genres, that's a better choice.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

sony pony hymn

 

[Yuriko]

Was going through popular copypastas to run through Suno, thought this one turned out pretty catchy.

Spoiler: Lyrics

[Verse 1] Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuhk up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”.

[Chorus 1] What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life?

[Verse 2] Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fuh-king cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh?

[Chorus 2] I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal.

[Bridge] But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuh-k off, “cat-girl”.

[Chorus 3] Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fuh-king cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

 

[Drain Todger]

After seeing this article on people taking Ozempic and having their bowels betray them for their hubris by causing their asses to utterly explode, I typed a full-auto prompt for a brutal slamming death metal song about it into the Suno phone app. This was the very first thing that popped out.

[Verse]
Gluttons with needles,
Seek false salvation,
Diabetic demons,
Injections of deceit,
Pride and chemicals,
A vile combination,
Hubris blooms,
Bowels scream defeat,

[Verse 2]
Stomachs churn,
Insides betray,
Ozempic's wrath,
No mercy shown,
Medication’s curse,
The price they pay,
Ego shatters,
Bowels overthrown,

[Chorus]
Explosive demise,
Intestines revolt,
Prideful fools,
Now wretched and weak,
Diarrhea reigns,
Relentless assault,
Hubris destroyed,
Ozempic’s bleak,

[Verse 3]
Needles pierce,
Arrogance soars,
Gut-wrenching horror,
Can't withstand,
Chemical throne,
Their pride implores,
Toilet-bound agony,
Bowel command,

[Bridge]
False salvation,
Prideful deceit,
Viscous vengeance,
Ozempic brings,
Ego ruined,
Endless defeat,
Intestinal torment,
The gut king

[Verse 4]
Gastro turmoil,
Vengeance sweet,
Humbled prisoners,
Porcelain bound,
Medication mocks,
Relentless beat,
Hubris shattered,
Gut-wrenching sound

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Bam Margera's rant from years ago turned into a song.

[Verse]
My best friend,
Ryan Dunn,
died in a car crash,
four years ago,
he's dead and gone
Iceland, is his favorite place,
I'm gonna build him,
a skate park!

[Chorus]
I wasted four years,
sipping drinks at the bar!
Chit chatting,
with fawkin' nobodies!
I got set up!
I got jumped!
I live for this shed!
I love it!

[Verse 2]
Thank gawd, nikki wasn't there,
to watch me get beat up,
she would have wound up,
with a black guy,
she has a big mouth!

[Chorus]
I wasted four years,
sipping drinks at the bar!
Chit chatting,
with fawkin' nobodies!
I got set up!
I got jumped!
I live for this shed!
I love it!

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
You don't have to be,
a musician,
to be an earth rocker,
andrew stranberg,
is an earth rocker!

[End]

 

[0gh]

Chop my wiener and crush my balls
I think I'm a woman
I'm really fat no friends at all
I think I'm a woman
This creepy dude online
Told me that in time
I can get really far
If I just buy his jar
A pubic hair or two, to me that's nothing new
It's injecting just fine, When do my titties arrive?

So all the bullies girls my parents can shut it

I'm not gay, I'm a real woman starting from today
Society, biology, doesn't matter okay?
My friends tell me I'm a queen
And I know that they mean it
And starting from today, I'm gonna start to feel it

When does my period start?



I'm not gay, I'm a real woman starting from today
Society, biology, doesn't matter okay?
DIY HRT is bursting through my veins

Some gay furry in Brazil cooked it in his bathtub
My hand is turning grey but does it really matter
They tell me it's infected but it's all just spatter
What do they know anyway just because they're doctors?

And I won't need to shave my face...
I never had facial hair anyway...
Which is proof I am a real woman!

When does my period start?
Oh no, it won't?
I might geeeeet, pregnant, soon

I was fucking around with it, this is incredible. Really catchy, can make anything sound at least decent

I AM PEPE
I CRUSADE THE CHROMOSOMES
IN AMERICA

HURRICANE SHMURRICANE
THIS IS AMERICA
I TAKE OUT MY GUN
AND I SHOOT AT THE HURRICANE
FREDOOOOOOOM

AMERICAAAAAAAAAA

YAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAA

AIAIIIAIA

BURGERS FRIES
SUGAR SPICE
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA

YAYAYAYAYA YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Here's one for all the lovely munchies on display in BP, finding new ways to be diseased is hard work

I downloaded this song and ran it through the google colab link I use to make joshcore songs. Instead of using the null model, I used the Britney Spears model from weights.gg (Ultimate Model).
So, here's Britneycore Deathbed Lament lol:

I was fucking around with it, this is incredible.

Had the same feeling when I started messing with Suno. Made a Britneycore version of that first song you posted:

 

[redacted_name]

Does anyone have the AI generated song about Mama JF, who has this french accent and the chorus says "ze chips", that kino casino used to play?

 

[Susanna]

Anyone figured out a convenient way to de-autotune the vocals yet? I feel I'm getting fairly good at writing lyrics the AI can turn into actually listenable tunes, but no matter how many "clear vocals" and "acoustic vocals" I throw into the style the lyrical still comes out totally mangled more often than not.
Yeah I get that they're using some sort of autotuner neural net on the raw TTS track to make it clash less with the instrumental track and that's not a perfect process yet, but I feel silly buying extra credits on a premier account just because it takes so many tries to get a good vocalist.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

 

[CervixHammer]

Anyone figured out a convenient way to de-autotune the vocals yet? I feel I'm getting fairly good at writing lyrics the AI can turn into actually listenable tunes, but no matter how many "clear vocals" and "acoustic vocals" I throw into the style the lyrical still comes out totally mangled more often than not.
Yeah I get that they're using some sort of autotuner neural net on the raw TTS track to make it clash less with the instrumental track and that's not a perfect process yet, but I feel silly buying extra credits on a premier account just because it takes so many tries to get a good vocalist.

Use a stem splitter, shove everything in Audacity or whatever. Make at least one copy of the vocal track and throw some reverb and/or delay on it. Also nudge the guitar, piano and "other" tracks a little bit to the left and right so they get out of the way of the vocals & rhythm. Maybe use an autotune plugin on the vox to flatten everything a little bit, but that is dangerously like putting actual effort in. Like if I had bothered EQing anything here:

Lightly polished mix:

Original Grimes Suno.ai vocal track:

Of course stem splitters aren't perfect, but maybe re-uploading the vocal track and letting it split it again might be worth trying.

 

[Susanna]

Use a stem splitter, shove everything in Audacity or whatever. Make at least one copy of the vocal track and throw some reverb and/or delay on it. Also nudge the guitar, piano and "other" tracks a little bit to the left and right so they get out of the way of the vocals & rhythm. Maybe use an autotune plugin on the vox to flatten everything a little bit, but that is dangerously like putting actual effort in. Like if I had bothered EQing anything here:

Lightly polished mix:
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Original Grimes Suno.ai vocal track:
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Of course stem splitters aren't perfect, but maybe re-uploading the vocal track and letting it split it again might be worth trying.

Yeah, I've done that too, but I'm split on whether it's less work to just test twenty songs until I find one tolerable, or to clean up a marginal one.

Was just hoping someone would have made an autodetuning AI by now and I just didn't know about it.

 

[CervixHammer]

Yeah, I've done that too, but I'm split on whether it's less work to just test twenty songs until I find one tolerable, or to clean up a marginal one.

Was just hoping someone would have made an autodetuning AI by now and I just didn't know about it.

I found this tool that re-sings a vocal track with different voices (somebody was shilling it in a vocal production tutorial video) Obviously you have to pay up for more options or more than 15 minutes worth of conversions: Audimee.
Test: style tags for Suno were electropop, disco pop, pop rap, sassy female vocals, humanized vocals

Now with 7 backup vocalists from Audimee stacked up (not all at the same time) and making me wish I had cut out breath sounds before feeding the vocal track to it. Threw some EQ and the bassgrinder on the instrumental too, but I didn't want to spend too much time on this. (Also why I haven't tossed in a hot pink sparkly cooltext gif saying "Just #Girlboss Things" or someshit.):

 

[NateHiggers569]

Hey everyone, I've ended up making way more Suno songs than I thought I would have, so I'll post some of my favorites here hope you all enjoy

Also, I haven't been on here in since (I believe) May, so I don't know if this is already well known but you can get Suno to say many no-no words such as "Nigger" if you misspell them. I like to go with "Knigg Gherr" personally.

I had trouble getting past the in AI censor for quite a few of them, and ended up relying on euphemisms at times which seemed to get past the censor but then Suno knew exactly what I wanted.

"Hang the Nigger in the Tree" is a particular favourite of mine.

Let me know what you guys think, and if there are any you guys enjoy in particular.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Also, I haven't been on here in since (I believe) May, so I don't know if this is already well known but you can get Suno to say many no-no words such as "Nigger" if you misspell them. I like to go with "Knigg Gherr" personally.

Yeah, we ran into that. The ways I prefer include "nick gurr", "nicker", though I saw one song ITT that worked with "nygger"

In light of Deadspin's recent news, I got this song.

[Verse]
A little boy, a Chiefs fan true,
His face painted red, a proud hue.
A Native headdress, a symbol of pride,
Yet Deadspin's lies, far and wide,
they went after this child!

[Verse 2]
Accused of racism, a hateful crime,
For wearing his colors, a joyous time.
A child's innocent heart, they did not see,
A cruel smear, a travesty,
time to pay the price!

[Chorus]
Goddamn, Deadspin, what a shame!
A blog of lies, a tarnished name,
Accusing a child, so young and sweet,
Deadspin, what the fawk,
you race baiting clowns!
Fawk Deadspin!

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Deadspin's folly, a shameful sight,
A blog disgraced, losing its light.
The truth will prevail, justice will be served,
Race baiters, eat shed!
Get fawked, Deadspin!

[Fade to End]

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

It picks up later

Uploaded the wrong one

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Warwick Davis copypasta. and what I wrote was autoflagged for moderation due to it's lyrics. fucking soyboys. also @Chunky Salsa

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Inspired by the happy 9/11 ska song that Null played on a stream, here's a happy ska song about the Falkland Islands war.

[Instrumental]
[Verse]
Way down south, across the sea
Two islands, wild and free
Once claimed by Argentina, it's true
But they're ours now, silly argies!
[Chorus]
Falklands, Falklands!
British land!
A victory won, by a mighty hand
Peronistas lost, their claim was weak
Now we rejoice!
Get fawked, argies!
Nah, nah, nah, nah!
[Verse]
Remember that headline,
Gotcha, they said
Our lads were brave,
They fought for freedom,
for what is right
And now we celebrate, with all our might!
[Chorus]
Falklands, Falklands, British land
A victory won, by a mighty hand
Peronistas lost, their claim was weak
Now we rejoice,
get fawked, argies!
Nah, Nah, nah!

I went with udio because Suno doesn't seem to like ska. Half the time, it would spit out shit that sounded like country. Maybe I should have specified with tags like what udio coughed up (rock, punk rock, ska punk, pop punk, energetic, melodic).

It's a bit loud for my liking, consider that the volume warning. Still, I was laughing at the chorus when it got to the "get fucked, argies" line.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Aldia's speech from Dark Souls 2 turned into the song by neural network