There Is Light At The End
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Lucas Silva #4903141
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A boogie2988 song based on some of his recent shouting on lolcow live.
He lost his connection for a bit, what I heard him say is "fucking tipples" so that's what's in the lyrics.
He lost his connection for a bit, what I heard him say is "fucking tipples" so that's what's in the lyrics.
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- Feb 5, 2016
A recent Blocked & Reported episode and Destiny being very normal about the assassination attempt* inspired a few attempts at what should hopefully sound like a band from Portland dropping a diss track on a youtuber. Same lyrics for all three, one is more straight-up punk, one a little more commercial and with a rap verse, and there's a whatevercore version also with the rap verse. The rap came about because I had already made cover art for the first version when I realized I had completely whiffed the perfect fake band name for an antifa punk band.
I hope they are exactly as retarded as intended.
*Fatrick, Hamas Piker and assorted journoids too.
I hope they are exactly as retarded as intended.
Lucas Silva #4903141
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Here's something from the What's New section of Suno:
Up next, this song was me just messing around with the audio upload feature. It's mostly just a bunch of Donald Trump phrases thrown into a song.
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My latest Sunday funday song based off the latest MATI developments and using the MATI intro tune for Friday (21 Savage)
Lucas Silva #4903141
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In light of Joe Biden dropping out from the election, I made this days ago: a song titled It's Joever
There Is Light At The End
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Lucas Silva #4903141
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What's new update:
New toys to play with.
Anyways, here's a song about Lowtax's mom, Carol Kyanka, who was also a massive bitch. The apple didn't fall far from the tree in the Lowtax family.
New toys to play with.
Anyways, here's a song about Lowtax's mom, Carol Kyanka, who was also a massive bitch. The apple didn't fall far from the tree in the Lowtax family.
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Double feature, now with no funky visuals since I feel like I'm starting to veer a bit too close to the ire of file size gods.
Re-did Crying Goblin as an actual song (With apologies to Friend of Dorothy Parker)
And something I couldn't do back when it was fresh because it was 2spicy4Suno- the infamous Herr Flick's Cock Hate Manifesto as an actual song!
Now I just need to get Laplace's Victim's posts into an actual song and I can get my very own album too!
Re-did Crying Goblin as an actual song (With apologies to Friend of Dorothy Parker)
[Dramatic Monologue]
Aaaaaaaah!
Human adjacent!
That is what they call me
Though both you and I are humans biologically, genetically
But there is a very clear separation between someone like You and someone like Me
[Verse 1]
You- an older woman, me- a younger man, but there is more that will always come between us (oh)
You derive your dopamine from positive experience, me- I crave confrontation, no more to discuss (oh)
[Pre-chorus, melodic]
But there is
One more thing
One that brings
Shame to sing
Listen close, Dorothy,
Pretty please, bare with me
[Chorus]
My performance in combat
Primal fear filling me with life!
Staring down these random strangers
Judging out our odds in fight
Are they armed?
Are they fast?
Can they stick knife up my ass?
OOooOOoOoAH
In this world so very cruel and cold
Living's tough when you are bald
[Verse 2]
It's my reason, destiny, that's why God has made me bald (oh)
Like a faceless soldier, inhumane but safe, (from grappling) dreams of flaming violence leaving me enthralled (oh)
[Verse 3]
Dating prospect null and void, can't be hot man or cute boy (oh)
Pale, demonic alien, foreign beast built to destroy (oh)
[Instrumental]
[Breakdown]
That is why, dear Dorothy
I must shed humanity
Protect and serve, like slave, like dog
Forever used then tossed like log
No matter what I say or do
I'll never be the same human as you
[Guitar solo]
[Pre-chorus]
Don't ask how
Told you why
Dreaming of fights
Until I die
Wish I could see world war three
Surely then someone would date me
[Chorus]
My performance in combat
Primal fear filling me with life!
Staring down these random strangers
Judging out our odds in fight
Are they armed?
Are they fast?
Can they stick knife up my ass?
OOooOOoOoAH
In this world so very cruel and cold
Living's tough when you are bald
[Outro]
Much as you have worker ants, worker termites, there are different "Castes" of humans.
I will always be a weak, sad shell of what you call "Human." Unworthy of the title.
Aaaaaaaah!
Human adjacent!
That is what they call me
Though both you and I are humans biologically, genetically
But there is a very clear separation between someone like You and someone like Me
[Verse 1]
You- an older woman, me- a younger man, but there is more that will always come between us (oh)
You derive your dopamine from positive experience, me- I crave confrontation, no more to discuss (oh)
[Pre-chorus, melodic]
But there is
One more thing
One that brings
Shame to sing
Listen close, Dorothy,
Pretty please, bare with me
[Chorus]
My performance in combat
Primal fear filling me with life!
Staring down these random strangers
Judging out our odds in fight
Are they armed?
Are they fast?
Can they stick knife up my ass?
OOooOOoOoAH
In this world so very cruel and cold
Living's tough when you are bald
[Verse 2]
It's my reason, destiny, that's why God has made me bald (oh)
Like a faceless soldier, inhumane but safe, (from grappling) dreams of flaming violence leaving me enthralled (oh)
[Verse 3]
Dating prospect null and void, can't be hot man or cute boy (oh)
Pale, demonic alien, foreign beast built to destroy (oh)
[Instrumental]
[Breakdown]
That is why, dear Dorothy
I must shed humanity
Protect and serve, like slave, like dog
Forever used then tossed like log
No matter what I say or do
I'll never be the same human as you
[Guitar solo]
[Pre-chorus]
Don't ask how
Told you why
Dreaming of fights
Until I die
Wish I could see world war three
Surely then someone would date me
[Chorus]
My performance in combat
Primal fear filling me with life!
Staring down these random strangers
Judging out our odds in fight
Are they armed?
Are they fast?
Can they stick knife up my ass?
OOooOOoOoAH
In this world so very cruel and cold
Living's tough when you are bald
[Outro]
Much as you have worker ants, worker termites, there are different "Castes" of humans.
I will always be a weak, sad shell of what you call "Human." Unworthy of the title.
[Dramatic intro]
Listen to me carefully, I will not tell twice
I'm not active sexually, never done a single vice
No-one touched me, no abuse, no-one showed me porn
To your whole damn gender though, I feel nothing but scorn
[Bridge]
[Verse 1]
I'm not into women, will curb their attempts
And will always listen to your relationship laments
However, sir, do keep in mind, I hate your very being
I would rather kill myself than have to gaze at peen
[Intensive bridge]
[Chorus]
Whoa!
Hey! Man!
Stop right there!
Steer clear of Herr Flick!
Your very core is inhumane
She really loathes your dick
YO!
[Verse 3]
Male attraction- subjugation, wrong and dehumanizing
Thought of this repulses me sends vomit up and rising
Call them friends, pay respects, yet keep your heart in lock
Down in trousers these beasts hide the appendage called cock!
[Verse 4]
I've seen enough, heard enough can only take it 'cause I'm tough
Of these sources of defilement I've really had enough
Each woman deep down feels like me, of that I am most sure
It's only for the sake of kids they go and men endure
[Chorus]
Whoa!
Hey! Man!
Stop right there!
Steer clear of Herr Flick!
Your very core is inhumane
She really loathes your dick
YO!
[Breakdown]
Just like rotting flesh and maggots
In my eyes all men are faaggots
No thing called love, just lust and dicks
Defilement, pain and sorrow they inflict
Vomitous impulses destroy it all
Families, friendships, trust and oaths shall fall
You already know the name of this game,
Some things wrecked by men are just too grim to name!
[saxophone solo]
[Intensive, epic Chorus]
Whoa!
Hey! Man!
Stop right there!
Steer clear of Herr Flick!
Your very core is inhumane
She really loathes your dick
YO!
Listen to me carefully, I will not tell twice
I'm not active sexually, never done a single vice
No-one touched me, no abuse, no-one showed me porn
To your whole damn gender though, I feel nothing but scorn
[Bridge]
[Verse 1]
I'm not into women, will curb their attempts
And will always listen to your relationship laments
However, sir, do keep in mind, I hate your very being
I would rather kill myself than have to gaze at peen
[Intensive bridge]
[Chorus]
Whoa!
Hey! Man!
Stop right there!
Steer clear of Herr Flick!
Your very core is inhumane
She really loathes your dick
YO!
[Verse 3]
Male attraction- subjugation, wrong and dehumanizing
Thought of this repulses me sends vomit up and rising
Call them friends, pay respects, yet keep your heart in lock
Down in trousers these beasts hide the appendage called cock!
[Verse 4]
I've seen enough, heard enough can only take it 'cause I'm tough
Of these sources of defilement I've really had enough
Each woman deep down feels like me, of that I am most sure
It's only for the sake of kids they go and men endure
[Chorus]
Whoa!
Hey! Man!
Stop right there!
Steer clear of Herr Flick!
Your very core is inhumane
She really loathes your dick
YO!
[Breakdown]
Just like rotting flesh and maggots
In my eyes all men are faaggots
No thing called love, just lust and dicks
Defilement, pain and sorrow they inflict
Vomitous impulses destroy it all
Families, friendships, trust and oaths shall fall
You already know the name of this game,
Some things wrecked by men are just too grim to name!
[saxophone solo]
[Intensive, epic Chorus]
Whoa!
Hey! Man!
Stop right there!
Steer clear of Herr Flick!
Your very core is inhumane
She really loathes your dick
YO!
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Time to celebrate KingcobraJFS finally finding the courage to break up with Jessica. TWU.
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- Feb 5, 2016
I can't dox a leaf without also dropping an AI diss track on him (and The Majority Report for disrespecting Jesse Singal.).
oh, you want some of this too?
okaaaaaayyyy, I'm reloaded!
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
that's right, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
your name is Lance Lashara
your music sucks, your voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard
man shut the eff up, Lance
but if you gotta keep your mouth open,
then you can eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
that's right, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
F.U.C.K. the Serfs
Bitch made nigga Lance, you can eat a dick
DJ Contra? me no quiero
eat a dick and get no dinero
haha you call yourself the slag? more like the fag (GET IT?)
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
Sam Seder sucks. Matt Lech sucks.
Emma Vinegar is still talking? That's why nobody's watching.
Hasan Piker? F him too,
but it would be funny to watch him effing you.
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
okaaaaaayyyy, I'm reloaded!
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
that's right, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
your name is Lance Lashara
your music sucks, your voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard
man shut the eff up, Lance
but if you gotta keep your mouth open,
then you can eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
that's right, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
F.U.C.K. the Serfs
Bitch made nigga Lance, you can eat a dick
DJ Contra? me no quiero
eat a dick and get no dinero
haha you call yourself the slag? more like the fag (GET IT?)
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
Sam Seder sucks. Matt Lech sucks.
Emma Vinegar is still talking? That's why nobody's watching.
Hasan Piker? F him too,
but it would be funny to watch him effing you.
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
eat a dick, Lance, eat a dick
There Is Light At The End
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Useless trivia I completely made up: "Eat A Dick, Lance (Eat A Dick)" is a spiritual sequel to "Eat A Dick, Keffals", which was just a chorus laying around for months, so here's a finished "Eat A Dick, Keffals (Eat A Dick)" that appeared on the soundtrack to one of the Fast & Furious spinoffs, and a super-spooky Halloween remix from the Halloween In The Hood mixtape.
ay, who's this fuckin' pedophile?
smells like fake farts in here! (OOOHH!)
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
that's right, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
you're a fat faggot with bitch tits and your name is Lucas
and everybody on the Internet has seen your anal mucus (eww!)
what are you famous for?
why are you talking?
you sound slowed and reverbed
is this youtube shit or are you just disturbed?
(in the head I mean, you are neurodivergent as fuck)
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
that's right, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
huh, verse two. how about you?
raked in a hundred k, Canadian
everybody knows that half of it went up your nose (whoah!)
now everybody would rather be called a nigger than a wiggler.
fake farts, fake farts.
you are a fake person, keffals.
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
that's right, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
smells like fake farts in here! (OOOHH!)
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
that's right, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
you're a fat faggot with bitch tits and your name is Lucas
and everybody on the Internet has seen your anal mucus (eww!)
what are you famous for?
why are you talking?
you sound slowed and reverbed
is this youtube shit or are you just disturbed?
(in the head I mean, you are neurodivergent as fuck)
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
that's right, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
huh, verse two. how about you?
raked in a hundred k, Canadian
everybody knows that half of it went up your nose (whoah!)
now everybody would rather be called a nigger than a wiggler.
fake farts, fake farts.
you are a fake person, keffals.
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
that's right, eat a dick
eat a dick, Keffals, eat a dick
Lucas Silva #4903141
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Most of today's credits were used on a classified project, but pondering the question of who else I would like to hear artificial rappers tell to eat a dick:
I imagine the title track would actually have "Who's Gonna Eat A Dick Tonite? (Who's Gonna Eat A Dick Tomorrow?)" as its full title. Anyway, here's the "street mix" (volume turned up in audacity) of "Who's Gonna Eat A Dick Tomorrow".
I imagine the title track would actually have "Who's Gonna Eat A Dick Tonite? (Who's Gonna Eat A Dick Tomorrow?)" as its full title. Anyway, here's the "street mix" (volume turned up in audacity) of "Who's Gonna Eat A Dick Tomorrow".
Who's gonna eat a dick tomorrow?
Who's gonna eat a dick?
When the suno credits refresh,
Who am I gonna tell to eat a dick?
Who's on the docket? The eat a dick docket,
The podcast, QAA? Make my day.
I'll bend Liv Agar over, make him squirm and squeel,
Misgender him till he nuts all over your high heels.
Julien and Jake? I can't think of anything yet,
But Travis can eat a dick.
Eat a dick, Travis, eat a dick.
Oh yeah, maybe Jared Holt can eat a Dick.
Ben Collins can definitely eat a dick.
Have we told Esqueer to eat a dick?
Hey Ale-ale-handro? .........eat a dick.
Erin Reed, you can guzzle the seed.
Chapo Trap House? Gotta lock the door,
Then burn the place down (in minecraft!)
Christman can eat a dick,
Even if he has to suck it through a feeding tube.
Amber fucked off, but she can still eat a dick.
Will Menaker can eat a dick.
Felix Breederslam? Eat a dick.
Aww, murder music! We in this. WEST SIDE!
Robert Evans, you can eat a dick.
Donie O'Sullivan, eat a dick.
Matt Binder, you may not be the dumbest Matt on the Majority Report
But you can still eat a mutha fuckin dick.
Eat a dick Emily White (I meant Molly lol), eat a dick.
Eat a dick Fredrick Brennan, eat a dick.
Kirtaner, you're as bad as the nigga who did 9/11.
Eat a dick brainnotonyet, eat a dick.
Eat a dick Zeinab the squirrel, eat a dick you commie squirrel.
Eat a dick Noah Kulwin, eat a dick.
Eat dick again Robert Evans, you're just that fucking annoying.
Eat a Monacelli, eat a dick.
Eat a dick Xanderhal and Demon Mama too.
I wish I didn't know who any of these people are.
For real, on gyatt.
Yo, is this beat fire? I gots to piss.
Who's gonna eat a dick?
When the suno credits refresh,
Who am I gonna tell to eat a dick?
Who's on the docket? The eat a dick docket,
The podcast, QAA? Make my day.
I'll bend Liv Agar over, make him squirm and squeel,
Misgender him till he nuts all over your high heels.
Julien and Jake? I can't think of anything yet,
But Travis can eat a dick.
Eat a dick, Travis, eat a dick.
Oh yeah, maybe Jared Holt can eat a Dick.
Ben Collins can definitely eat a dick.
Have we told Esqueer to eat a dick?
Hey Ale-ale-handro? .........eat a dick.
Erin Reed, you can guzzle the seed.
Chapo Trap House? Gotta lock the door,
Then burn the place down (in minecraft!)
Christman can eat a dick,
Even if he has to suck it through a feeding tube.
Amber fucked off, but she can still eat a dick.
Will Menaker can eat a dick.
Felix Breederslam? Eat a dick.
Aww, murder music! We in this. WEST SIDE!
Robert Evans, you can eat a dick.
Donie O'Sullivan, eat a dick.
Matt Binder, you may not be the dumbest Matt on the Majority Report
But you can still eat a mutha fuckin dick.
Eat a dick Emily White (I meant Molly lol), eat a dick.
Eat a dick Fredrick Brennan, eat a dick.
Kirtaner, you're as bad as the nigga who did 9/11.
Eat a dick brainnotonyet, eat a dick.
Eat a dick Zeinab the squirrel, eat a dick you commie squirrel.
Eat a dick Noah Kulwin, eat a dick.
Eat dick again Robert Evans, you're just that fucking annoying.
Eat a Monacelli, eat a dick.
Eat a dick Xanderhal and Demon Mama too.
I wish I didn't know who any of these people are.
For real, on gyatt.
Yo, is this beat fire? I gots to piss.
There Is Light At The End
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There Is Light At The End
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Made a lil' tune about the phenomenon of A-logging.
[Verse 1]
Behold this quack on the internet
He makes me so mad, I'm not content
His eyes, his looks the way he walks
The sped is leaking when he talks!
This blob so fat- the rolls- oh god!
Just makes you want to go and prod!
[Bridge]
[Pre-chorus]
A broken clock is never right
If cow says black I will shout white
Six kay word post- please read my letter
Here's why he's bad and I'm so much better!
[Chorus]
Ay ay ayayay!
Do the Ay Log shuffle!
Gaze in 'tism mirror and go make your feathers ruffle!
Oh no no nooo
Please look at him, don't look at me
No pot here, kettle guarantee!
Ay ay ayayay!
[Verse 2]
Put back the side-eye, stop that smirk
It's serious- there's no shared quirks
He's fat- so fat- and you'll never see
These chubby angled pics of me
He's gooner, coomer porn addicted-
Don't look in my dee emms, I AM NOT CONFLICTED
This manchild and his anime
No no, Bebop's for true adults, I say
[Bridge]
[Pre-chorus]
No stop, look at this faag- such icks
We have opposite politics!
I eat bagels he eats hamburgers!
HE'S GOT AUTISM I HAVE ASPERGER'S
[Chorus]
Ay ay ayayay!
Do the Ay Log shuffle!
Gaze in 'tism mirror and go make your feathers ruffle!
Oh no no nooo
Please look at him, don't look at me
No pot here, kettle guarantee!
Ay ay ayayay!
Ayayayaya
[Breakdown]
I am pulled in, what's this allure
This faag's naive, I'm so mature
I shut my eyes, I squeeze my ears
Yet this reflection still appears
My closet door keeps rattling
The skeleton tries to come in
I must keep raging, must talk shit
Must keep facade or this is it
[Pre-chorus]
Computer's off, the truth is dawning
Bony hand cradles me as I'm yawning
Admit the truth when no one can see
I am the cow and the cow is me
[Intensive Chorus]
Ay ay ayayay!
Do the Ay Log shuffle!
Gaze in 'tism mirror and go make your feathers ruffle!
Oh no no nooo
Please look at him, don't look at me
No pot here, kettle guarantee!
Ay ay ayayay!
Ayayayay
Ayayayay!!!
[Outro]
Behold this quack on the internet
He makes me so mad, I'm not content
His eyes, his looks the way he walks
The sped is leaking when he talks!
This blob so fat- the rolls- oh god!
Just makes you want to go and prod!
[Bridge]
[Pre-chorus]
A broken clock is never right
If cow says black I will shout white
Six kay word post- please read my letter
Here's why he's bad and I'm so much better!
[Chorus]
Ay ay ayayay!
Do the Ay Log shuffle!
Gaze in 'tism mirror and go make your feathers ruffle!
Oh no no nooo
Please look at him, don't look at me
No pot here, kettle guarantee!
Ay ay ayayay!
[Verse 2]
Put back the side-eye, stop that smirk
It's serious- there's no shared quirks
He's fat- so fat- and you'll never see
These chubby angled pics of me
He's gooner, coomer porn addicted-
Don't look in my dee emms, I AM NOT CONFLICTED
This manchild and his anime
No no, Bebop's for true adults, I say
[Bridge]
[Pre-chorus]
No stop, look at this faag- such icks
We have opposite politics!
I eat bagels he eats hamburgers!
HE'S GOT AUTISM I HAVE ASPERGER'S
[Chorus]
Ay ay ayayay!
Do the Ay Log shuffle!
Gaze in 'tism mirror and go make your feathers ruffle!
Oh no no nooo
Please look at him, don't look at me
No pot here, kettle guarantee!
Ay ay ayayay!
Ayayayaya
[Breakdown]
I am pulled in, what's this allure
This faag's naive, I'm so mature
I shut my eyes, I squeeze my ears
Yet this reflection still appears
My closet door keeps rattling
The skeleton tries to come in
I must keep raging, must talk shit
Must keep facade or this is it
[Pre-chorus]
Computer's off, the truth is dawning
Bony hand cradles me as I'm yawning
Admit the truth when no one can see
I am the cow and the cow is me
[Intensive Chorus]
Ay ay ayayay!
Do the Ay Log shuffle!
Gaze in 'tism mirror and go make your feathers ruffle!
Oh no no nooo
Please look at him, don't look at me
No pot here, kettle guarantee!
Ay ay ayayay!
Ayayayay
Ayayayay!!!
[Outro]
There Is Light At The End
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- Jan 28, 2021
me and chatGPT made a song in Suno about the latest heckin' game of the year
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- Jul 11, 2022
Made a parody of the MATI theme song based on @Itsnatsutalbott, who pretends to be Josh on Twitter.
My twenty sock accounts have all been banned,
I want Klee to give me head.
She's my favorite Genshin Waifu.
You won't believe what Punk said she'd do.
I just wanna play my Gacha game.
Without people mocking me and bringing me shame.
I won't allow slander to the Hoyoverse,
How could things get any worse?
I'm a pedo,
IQ's low,
I'm a huge whiner.
Went to the Kiwis,
and asked them,
to harass a minor.
Punkspree is an insane tranny,
Won't you be my personal army?
I'm an unemployed loser playing Gacha games.
Nikolas Talbott is my name.
My future prospects are in the shitter,
I LARP as Josh Moon on Twitter.
I don't act my age,
I have childish rage,
Never worked for a wage,
Stalking people for days.
I'm worked up, I'm upset,
I'm mad at the Internet
I want Klee to give me head.
She's my favorite Genshin Waifu.
You won't believe what Punk said she'd do.
I just wanna play my Gacha game.
Without people mocking me and bringing me shame.
I won't allow slander to the Hoyoverse,
How could things get any worse?
I'm a pedo,
IQ's low,
I'm a huge whiner.
Went to the Kiwis,
and asked them,
to harass a minor.
Punkspree is an insane tranny,
Won't you be my personal army?
I'm an unemployed loser playing Gacha games.
Nikolas Talbott is my name.
My future prospects are in the shitter,
I LARP as Josh Moon on Twitter.
I don't act my age,
I have childish rage,
Never worked for a wage,
Stalking people for days.
I'm worked up, I'm upset,
I'm mad at the Internet