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[There Is Light At The End]

a neat archive of almost all Warhammer 40k songs in mp3 format

 

[Viper the rappah]

Meet the spy but as a song
"That would be your mother"

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Context:
There once was a pro wrestler in WWE named Luther Reigns. Typical musclehead that wasn't very good in the ring, and ended up having a short career there. Among fans at the time, his most memorable promo was one where he had to act like a tough former prisoner, ruining a thanksgiving celebration. The line "let me get some of dem peas, I had peas befo' " stuck with some fans, but the whole thing was so bad, it was funny, basically. The lyrics are mostly based on what Reigns said during that segment.

[Verse]
Fine moment there,
did it occur to you,
that not everybody,
likes thanksgiving?
I hate it!
I never had no thanksgiving!

[Chorus]
Hey, Joy!
You gonna serve me?
Give me some of this turkey,
some of them mashed potatoes,
some of them peas,
I had peas before,
Joy, give me them peas!

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Every holiday,
I can remember,
was spent fighting,
on the run,
or in prison,
Fuck thanksgiving!

[Fade to End]

 

[ChumChumbler]

I generated a banjo bluegrass song dedicated to Ralph and Rekieta.

Spoiler

[Verse] Whiskey-drenched in sorrow, life a dusty road,
Jug of pain my shadow, darkness my abode.
Lost within the bottle, sanity erodes,
Every sip a shackle, tightening the load.

[Verse 2] Sunrise through the window, ain't no savin' grace,
Reflection in the mirror shows an empty place.
Heartbeat pounding heavy, rhythm gone to waste,
Lonely in the bottle, all the moments I chased.

[Chorus] Whiskey chains, binding tight,
Every night, drownin' in the fight.
Lonely soul, no end in sight,
Whiskey chains, grip me like a vice.

[Verse 3] Fields of green and golden, memories so thin,
Dusty roads of dreamin', treadin' deep within.
Liquor my companion, faithful through and through,
Every glass a prison, locked without a clue.

[Verse 4] Songs of old and tales untold, banjo strings do weep,
Echoes in the hollows where the lost souls sleep.
Dreamin' of a freedom, a life beyond the haze,
But whiskey's got a hold, keeps me in a daze.

[Chorus] Whiskey chains, binding tight,
Every night, drownin' in the fight.
Lonely soul, no end in sight,
Whiskey chains, grip me like a vice.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Here's one for all the lovely munchies on display in BP, finding new ways to be diseased is hard work

Spoiler: Cough cough

[Verse 1]
Wait a moment, lend your ear
I've something you just gotta hear
Spare some attention, pretty please,
I am succumbing to disease!

[Verse 2]
Blood pressure's low, I'm feeling faint
Must scratch these scabs no time to wait
Heart pounding, choking, anemia
Ach, there goes my leukemia!

[Pre-chorus]
Life's a torment, agony
Oh won't someone set me free
Watch my tiktok, please comment
This is my deathbed lament
[Chorus]
Wooo hoo hoo
Munchausen!
Got attention? Come on in!
Donate now but please leave soon
'Cause hunny, I'm all out of spoons!

[Verse 3]
Hospice kicked me out again
Didn't let me keep the cane
"You're not dying!"- what a joke
Just you wait until I croak!

[Verse 4]
Don't start hating on the sick
Your mean comments give me the ick
YES I do have the tourettes
Fuck, shit, nygger, cigarettes!

[Pre-chorus]
Accusations mounting high
I just simply can't see why
Lyme's is back, don't make me beg
Guess they'll amputate my leg!
[Chorus]
Wooo hoo hoo
Munchausen!
Got attention? Come on in!
Donate now but please leave soon
'Cause hunny, I'm all out of spoons!

[Cough]
[Cough]
[Slower verse]
Sometimes when I'm feeling foxy
I can do it by the proxy
Nothing gives life quite such an upswing
Like when you're poisoning your offspring

[Chorus]
Wooo hoo hoo
Munchausen!
Got attention? Come on in!
Donate now but please leave soon
'Cause hunny, I'm all out of spoons!

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

nygger

I'm amused that this went through. Turns out I was thinking too hard when writing "nicker" into the lyrics of another song.

Anyways, went back to making a song without uploading audio because I wasn't happy with the results I was getting.
The subject of this song is lowtax.

[Verse]
November 8,
that was the day,
the judge in the lowtax,
divorce case made,
the judgment,
of lowtax's life!

[Chorus]
Lowtax!
you wasted money,
to avoid paying Ashley!
You physically,
abused Ashley!
You failed to pay,
the guardian ad lie-tem,
Oh, Lowtax!
YOU FUCKED YOUR SHED UP!

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Pay what you owe,
to Ashley,
pay that spousal support,
pay the child support,
pay Ashley's lawyer,
on top of the guardian,
ad lie-tem fee!

[Repeat Chorus and Outro]

[Fade to End]

 

[Black Man Underwear]

State Anthem of the Kiwi Farms

Spoiler: Lyrics

[Verse]
Oh, the Kiwi Farms
So bountiful your corn
So plentiful your cows' milk
So exciteable your boards

[Verse 2]
Though troons may D DOS it
D M's may harass it
Lawsuits may plague it
Despite them all, it thrives!

[Chorus]
Sneed's Feed and Seed
It is our calling, every one of us
Without Chuck and Sneed
We are lost, every one of us
But with them we are never lost!

[Verse 3]
Across the Internet
Lolcows in fertile fields
Ripe for the milking
We're ready for the harvesting
Prepare the harvest baskets
Get ready for the madness!

[Bridge]
Chandler and Tomlinson and Greer and Jack,
Chibi and Fuentes and Keffals and Ralph
Ripe for the milking
Get ready for the maddening!

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Once again went back to vanilla Suno. Made a song about Bill O'Reilly's FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE moment.

Also, wow, Suno changed their layout today.

[Verse]
That's tomorrow,
and that is it for us today,
Okay, I don't know,
whatever it is,
it's not right,
on the teleprompter,
I've never seen that!

[Pre-Chorus]
I can't read it!
There's no words on it!
There's no words there,
what does that mean?
to play us out,
to end the show?

[Chorus]
Alright, GO, GO!
I can't do it!
We'll do it live!
WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
FAWK IT!
WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
FAWKING THING SUCKS!

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
That's tomorrow,
and that is it for us today,
I'm Bill Oh Reilly,
thanks again for watching,
we'll leave you with Sting,
and a cut of his new album,
take it away!

[Fade to End]

EDIT: From the what's new section on suno:

Suno has a new look

7/8/24, 12:17 AM


We’re thrilled to unveil the new look of Suno.com! In the coming weeks, we’re focusing on making it easier for you to create and organize your songs. Expect new, better workflows (small and large) and enhanced usability across the platform.

Stay tuned for more updates, and thanks for being part of our journey – the best is yet to come!

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Also, wow, Suno changed their layout today.

ok i thought that was my vpn doing that.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

You can still hear the bass from Sliver by Nirvana on this Rekieta song I made lol
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Grunge, Punk Rock, Male Vocals

Remade this without an uploaded audio because I don't like how that turned out, in hindsight.

Added more "anime sucks, cope and sneed" lines, fixed the pronunciation of "rekieta"

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Also, wow, Suno changed their layout today.

Holy shit it looks so wrong now, it squished the lyrics for no reason. Must be the iOS release
Edit: I suppose the best way to express how I feel about this change is through a song

Spoiler: NEW THING BAD

[Verse 1]
Layout's changed,
My eyes- they hurt
Try to see how it works
It's so wrongly rearranged
Why's there no way to revert?!

[Chorus]
Whhhhhooh noo noo
Come back, sweet old Suno!
Why's the lyric window so squashed!?
Whooooh nooo
iOS is for stinky faggets
All my good faith has been tossed

[Verse 2]
I can't write, this thing's so small
Song list needs not be so wide
The fuck's this font- times new roman?!
There was no need for change at all!
Who the hell would let this slide?

[Chorus]
Whhhhhooh noo noo
Come back, sweet old Suno!
Why's the lyric window squashed!?
Whooooh nooo
iOS is for stinky faggets
All my good faith has been tossed

[Verse 3 slow]
So many good things could have been added
Why oh why you do me so?
Give us ways to edit song parts,
Learn something from udio
Why oh why in Web 4.0
Each fresh change means new thing bad
My poor old heart yearns for days forgotten
Reading lyrics without turning my head

[Electric guitar solo]
[Chorus]
Whhhhhooh noo noo
Come back, sweet old Suno!
Why's the lyric window squashed!?
Whooooh nooo
iOS is for stinky faggets
All my good faith has been tossed

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Holy shit it looks so wrong now, it squished the lyrics for no reason. Must be the iOS release

1. iOS is for retards
2. Contact their support and call them out. They are soydevs, so they are obligated to respond. See the problem - make a stink of it. That's how you get them fix it

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

A Bossmanjack song. I used a sample of the Redragon theme song

[Verse]
Dude, oh my god, bro!
I am crying,
I don't give a fuck,
clip it, ship it, bitch,
You ain't real enough to do this,
let's see you cry,
in front of a bunch of people,

[Chorus]
You won't do it,
you little bitch!
You won't do it, bro!
You won't do it, dude!
Cause you're a little bitch,
You're a little bitch!
You're a bitch!

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
That goes for all of you,
that don't feel this shed,
the ones that are laughing,
they've been waiting,
for three months,
man, you're a fucking weirdo, bro,
kiwifarms, all that shed,
you guys are fucking weird!

[Fade to End]

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

2nd edit:
In case anyone needs this for some reason, here's a website that splits instrumentals from vocals.

Disregard that link (I can't edit my posts, weird), use vocali.se instead.

Is the upload audio feature still worth it? I know the rules of the site explicitly forbid using audio that isn't your own, but what really happens if you upload say a Kavinsky song as a base or from any artist? Account suspension?

I used your post to test the idea. Didn't bother uploading an unedited 1 minute sample, I knew it wouldn't go through. Instead, I separated the vocal and instrumental tracks, then put isolated vocals at the start of the track. Then, an edited part of instrumentals, in such a way that I had the intro near the end of the 59 second sample.

[Verse]
Is the audio,
upload feature,
still worth it?
I know the rules, of the site,
explicitly forbid,
audio that's not,
your own!

[Chorus]
What really happens?
if you use,
a Kavinsky song,
as a base for your song,
account suspension?
Tell me, I must know!

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
I don't fucken know,
just use a vocal remover,
or some online tool,
to remove singing,
and make your dreams,
become memes!

Had to edit the end with audacity, and trim out the beginning, but I'm satisfied with what I got.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

about UI:
I send them an email about possibilty of having old UI as an option. they responded:

Hello,

Thanks for writing! We appreciate your feedback, and will share it with our developers. We'll keep refining and hope to give you more flexibility as we continue to update!

at least they know about it. will pester them more, until they will give us proper UI, because this is how you do it with tech support

 

[There Is Light At The End]

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

A song about Sargon of Akkad. Dated material, I know, but I haven't really kept up with him past the failed political run.

[Verse]
Wow!
Sargon of Akkad,
he's getting into politics!
I sure hope that,
he didn't say,
some really stupid shed!

[Chorus]
You are acting like NICKERS!
You're all a bunch,
of white nickers!
I wouldn't even rape her!
It depends on the child, really,
White nickers!

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Hey, Jim,
do you even own a suit?
Wait a minute,
you think my suit looks bad?
Well, you know what,
you're a hecking peh-dough!

[Repeat Chorus and Outro]

[Fade to End]

 

[Nick Gars]

Started based on the Oneyplays joke of a song of nothing but lead-ins and interruptions, devolved into a song about a former artist named "Lil Dicklett" whom died making a song in honor of Saint George, while a pitbull mauled his balls off.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Started based on the Oneyplays joke of a song of nothing but lead-ins and interruptions, devolved into a song about a former artist named "Lil Dicklett" whom died making a song in honor of Saint George, while a pitbull mauled his balls off.
View attachment 6183465

That BIIIIIX NOOOD was fucking hilarious

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

The Jordan Peterson thread brought a few of his tweets to my attention. It felt like he formatted one of them like lyrics, so I had to do this.

[Verse]
Hey, New Nazi troll rats!
Anonymously trumpeting,
your anti-semitism,
doesn't rescue you,
from mom's basement!

[Chorus]
You are despicable!
bottom-rung cowards!
I've got your number,
you pathetic,
tantrum-toddlers!
Disgust is wasted on you!
You are despicable!

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Using Hamas,
As camouflage,
for your detestable,
Cluster B psychopathy,
narcissism,
Machiavellian-ism,
and of course, Sadism,
OH!

[Fade to End]

That used a sample from Cody Hall's New Japan theme song.
EDIT: Here's one without an uploaded audio.