Suno.ai Music Generator - Easily craft ballads about your favorite lolcows

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Sneed's Feed and Seed, a gardening creed.
I love it, lmao
News:
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It's out, but only for users on the Pro Plan ($10 per month) or Premier Plan ($30)
I don't have that so, I'm still on 3.5

Here's a song about Jade Philosophies getting a debate thread because he outed himself as a pedo.
[Verse]
it was a saturday,
when Jade,
decided to out himself,
as a peh-dough,
he knew too much,
about under age models!

[Chorus]
Stupid peh-dough,
stop crying,
go away,
you're coping too much,
stupid peh-dough!
stupid peh-dough!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
you are a creep,
you don't belong here,
you're special,
but in the bad kind of way,
you dumb ree tard!

[Chorus]
Stupid peh-dough,
stop crying,
go away,
you're coping too much,
stupid peh-dough!
stupid peh-dough!

[Outro]
Get new material!
stay away from kids,
stop coping,
stop seething,
shut the fawk up!

[Fade to End]
 
"MOTHERLOVER" (about Barb & Chris Chan):


Lyrics:

Motherlover, Motherlover
Messiah savior of all
Prepare the way for
the Dimensional Merge
where my Sweetheart and I
Will become one
Mother and Daughter
Merged into one
during the Dimensional Merge
the Lumberjack can't
cut us down

Motherlover, Motherlover
goddess Sonichu
Guides you to
love and light
and everything right
During the dimensional merge
your wildest dreams
will all come true
I'll spend eternity with you
Dear Mother my sweetheart

Motherlover, Motherlover
just searching for a boyfriend-free girl
Motherlover, I found her
dear mother my sweetheart

The world may not understand
our love but love will win
Dear Sweetheart
Motherlover, Motherlover
the merge is nigh
Chris whispers
as he caresses his
mother's thigh.

I will never die
Goddess Christine Weston
Chandler Sonichu Prime
will arise on the
fateful day of the
dimensional merge
Liquid Chris will
be defeated when
Chris's Liquid heals
Barb as we fuse into
a single goddess of light
 
I took the Angry Video Game Nerd intro, and used it to make an anti-AVGN song.
[Verse]
A relic of the past, a fading sight
A balding reviewer, lost in the night
Monotone voice, a lifeless stare
Reviews outdated, a forgotten affair
A relic of the past, lost in time's snare

[Chorus]
He's the washed up,
video game nerd!
Stuck in the past, totally absurd,
he's the angry atari, sega nerd!
He's the angry,
video game nerd!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
Mike, the heart and soul, the missing spark
James, lost in the dark, a lonely mark
Without his sidekick, he's lost his way
A shadow of his former self, come what may
A fading star, a mournful fray

[Chorus]
He's the washed up,
video game nerd!
Stuck in the past, totally absurd,
he's the angry atari, sega nerd!
He's the angry,
video game nerd!

[Outro]
His movie's a flop, a critical miss
A waste of time, boring abyss
The wait was too long, the price too steep
A YouTube channel, fell asleep
He's the washed-up,
video game nerd!

[Fade to End]
 
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Anyways, here's a song about Jake Alley, aka, secretgamer "girl"
[Verse]
A fake persona, a fawking lie
Jake Alley, a man in disguise
Secret gamer girl, what a joke
You're on camera,
we know what you are!

[Chorus]
Secret gamer girl!
Delusional nerd,
Fat, bearded man,
Zoey Quinn stalker, a twisted affair
A libelous tweeter, beyond repair
Secret gamer girl! OH!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
A desperate migration, to Bluesky's shore
Posting walls of text, a tedious chore
No one cares, Jake!
Try losing some weight!
You greasy, fat fawk!

[Chorus]
Secret gamer girl!
Delusional nerd,
Fat, bearded man,
Zoe Quinn stalker, a twisted affair
A libelous tweeter, beyond repair
Secret gamer girl!

[Outro]
Jake Alley!
You're not fooling me!
You're not fooling, the kiwi farms!
You're full of shed!
Keel yerself!
OH, SHED!

[Fade to End]

 
Basic song about SpoonyOne, with v4
[Verse]
Spoony One!
He's washed up,
no job, no content,
just lazy streams,
twitter bullshed,
Spoony, fawk you!

[Chorus]
You scammed your fans!
Never made the movie,
your girlfriend left you,
you lost the house!
Spoony, get fawked!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
On top of that,
he got mad at fans,
for calling him out,
on not delivering,
what he promised,
what a joke!

[Chorus]
You scammed your fans!
Never made the movie,
your girlfriend left you,
you lost the house!
Spoony, get fawked!

[Instrumental Break]

[Fade To End]

 
I put the Bittorrent song and made something with v4. Interestingly, even though I said male vocalist, it put on a female voice.
[Verse]
Gather round, and hear my story,
bout a new old west,
I sought torrents, rips and I sows,
logged in under guest,
movies, music, games and porno,
warez and killer apps,
compressors, codecs,
and keygens,
compilers, hacks, and cracks,

[Chorus]
data streaming,
my hard drive screaming,
fragmenting the night,
bits are flowing,
corruption is growing,
into every last byte!

[Verse 2]
Bad command or filename,
okay, now what's next?
D I R, where is my brain?
it's coded in base hex,
alright now, you'll feel my wrath,
don't ever mess with me,
cram this up your gigabyte,
so long, format C

[Chorus]
data streaming,
my hard drive screaming,
fragmenting the night,
bits are flowing,
corruption is growing,
into every last byte!

[Instrumental Break]
[Fade to End]



The original song:
 



Remembered Suno and started messing with it again on a whim and saw that 4.0 is a thing. Pretty pleased with the results but I bet I can do better. Tinkering around and getting it to say funny things is half the fun.
 
It seems like they have a ton of hard coded filters that will change the words in your prompt. I was trying to use 3.5 to make a song about Indians shitting in the streets amongst the garbage, but it kept generating songs about not littering and cleaning up India instead. It will frequently filter any objectionable verb to "dance", or change things like "steal" to "borrow" in the prompt without mentioning, which causes the generated song to be entirely different than what you intend.

Turns out Suno is pretty good at doing world music genres and can even make lyrics in other languages, and 4.0 doesn't filter your words as hard because it's newer, so I threw some songs together using this knowledge. This is what I spent a good part of my Saturday doing, so your mileage may vary.
Any native speakers let me know if the lyrics make sense and the music sounds authentic, I can only go off rough translations.



"El Gordo Chillon" a traditional Mexican song about Ethan Ralph (v4.0)
[Verse 1]
There was a fat pig
who screamed non-stop
I drank and ate
Without ever resting
With the pills in hand
His life is gone
People looked at him
Making fun of him

[Verse 2]
In the town they said
"There goes the big screamer"
His days of fame
They left for no reason
There was plenty of food
Drink in every corner
But no one respected him
lost his heart

[Chorus]
The fat screamer is no longer the king
The party is over
It no longer has law
His family left him
In that sad yesterday
Shame remains
And he doesn't know what to do

[Verse 3]
Your face in memories
Of mockery and resentment
Children imitate him
With echo and without love
That loud laugh
that made you tremble
Now it's just shadow
What must be endured?

[Verse 4]
life taught him
that nothing is eternal
With a heavy body
and the passing of time
Nobody remembers anymore
Of the screaming pig
His life vanished
Like an old accordion

[Chorus]
The fat screamer is no longer the king
The party is over
It no longer has law
His family left him
In that sad yesterday
Shame remains
And he doesn't know what to do


"איתן העיקש" (Ethan the Stubborn) a hebrew Klezmer-style song about Ethan Klein (v4.0)

[Verse]
The stubborn Eitan does not believe in anything
Works hard during the day and forgets what happened
His will always strives for what is not
On his way he goes and of course does not exist

[Verse 2]
When the sun shines he sees only heavy rain
There are tears in his heart but he wants gold. Listen to the song
The truth is unclear and aimless
He's chasing a tune that doesn't sound bad

Chorus]
Stubborn Ethan is never satisfied
Looking for the past without being prevented
Life passes by him without touching
He dreams forgotten dreams of their lives

[Verse 3]
The heart is locked against hope
But every day as always he starts to tell
No place fits him, no moment is right
Stubborn as always remains without a pledge

[Bridge]
Time doesn't stop, we keep moving
In his millimetric way, he is always precise and the song comes naturally
And every ambition without a result that reminds
The stubborn Eitan remains quite empty of the difficulties of our world

[Chorus]
Stubborn Ethan is never satisfied
Looking for the past without being prevented
Life passes by him without touching
He dreams forgotten dreams of their lives



"ハッピー破壊" (Happy Destruction) A JPop song about loving destruction and being happy about being nuked (v3.5)
[Verse]
Neon lights twinkling in the city
Boom-boom echoing sound
Cute shiny bombs
Let's all look at the mushroom cloud

[Verse 2]
Radioactive particles dance
Welcome the new world with a smile
Falling down like confetti
The end of the fun, the pounding heart

[Chorus]
Happy Destruction Let's Celebrate Together
Bombastic Flowers Shining Show
Sparkling future awaits you
Let's laugh and shout, we love destruction

[Verse 3]
Catch the moment the building collapses
Let's take a picture with the camera, a souvenir
Panorama of a glistening, burning city
Exciting end times.

[Bridge]
Radioactive Fairy Tale
A ball of shining stars
With pretty shards flying all over the place
Let's all join hands and dance together

[Chorus]
Happy destruction Let's celebrate together
Bombastic flowers, shiny show
A sparkling future awaits you
Let's laugh and shout, I love destruction
 
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I was trying to use 3.5 to make a song about Indians shitting in the streets amongst the garbage, but it kept generating songs about not littering and cleaning up India instead.
I got it to generate one begging Indians to use a toilet:

[Verse 1]
People of India
I must say you have a timing issue
These bowel movements' vicious
And now you just use switches
It really couldn't get much worse than this
You just take a shit
In the middle of the street
And then let it sit
You have to use the bathroom
[Pre-Chorus]
Please
Please
Poop in a toilet
You'll feel relief when your pee pee's
Inside a toilet
Please go get a toilet
[Verse 2]
There's so many options
For your bowels
Much more than a hole in the ground
You've got urinals
And bidets
And those troughs where you stand in a line together
And hold each other's babies
[Pre-Chorus]
If you bought a toilet
You wouldn't have to squat
Inside the alley
There's no need to squirt
In a pile of dirt
That's just overkill
[Chorus]
Please
Please
Use a toilet
They're very cool and clean
Please invest in a toilet
You'll feel quite relieved
If you purchase a toilet
You'll never want to leave
Your brand-new toilet
Go buy a toilet
[Interlude]
Remember
A toilet isn't just
A place to take a squat or let loose
I've seen some toilets that have more
Comfortable seats
Than a chair
[Chorus]
Please
Please
Use a toilet
They're very cool and clean
Please invest in a toilet
You'll feel quite relieved
If you purchase a toilet
You'll never want to leave
Your brand-new toilet
Go buy a toilet
 
It seems like they have a ton of hard coded filters that will change the words in your prompt. I was trying to use 3.5 to make a song about Indians shitting in the streets amongst the garbage, but it kept generating songs about not littering and cleaning up India instead. It will frequently filter any objectionable verb to "dance", or change things like "steal" to "borrow" in the prompt without mentioning, which causes the generated song to be entirely different than what you intend.
Use chatgpt but instead of indians, use pajeets or just jeets. You are also need to edit end result, for the neural network can give you bad rhymes or idiotic text in general
Case and point:
Post in thread 'Suno.ai Music Generator' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/suno-ai-music-generator.184815/post-18221922
 
Use chatgpt but instead of indians, use pajeets or just jeets. You are also need to edit end result, for the neural network can give you bad rhymes or idiotic text in general
Case and point:
Post in thread 'Suno.ai Music Generator' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/suno-ai-music-generator.184815/post-18221922
I kept forgetting to just use chat GPT for lyrics even though I did it before. Making thematic songs about lolcows is more my speed anyways. I like this one because it sounds like it would fit well to AI Bossman's voice over.
 
"El Gordo Chillon" a traditional Mexican song about Ethan Ralph (v4.0)
As someone that speaks spanish, that's scary good.
New stuff on Suno:
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Also, something about a "workspace" near the create button. No idea what that's about. EDIT: oh, it's a playlist feature, useful if you uploaded instrumentals and you don't want to dig for them if you make a lot of songs.
 
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