Plagued Super Smash Bros. Community

Ooooh that smell!
Can't you smell that smell!
Ooooh that smell!
The smell of troons around you!
 
I miss the days when Mew2King's autistic prowess at Melee was the highlight of the Smash community. Now if a nigga wants to learn how to play Melee, sweaty, middle-aged trany sex pests are his only option for netplay on Dolphin. I just wanna practice some fastfall shield drops with a likeminded autistic faggot who ain't gone down the tranny rabbit hole, but apparently that's way too fucking much to ask.
 
I miss the days when Mew2King's autistic prowess at Melee was the highlight of the Smash community. Now if a nigga wants to learn how to play Melee, sweaty, middle-aged trany sex pests are his only option for netplay on Dolphin. I just wanna practice some fastfall shield drops with a likeminded autistic faggot who ain't gone down the tranny rabbit hole, but apparently that's way too fucking much to ask.
I actually wanted to play Melee but with the troon infestation that really isn't happening any time soon :sigh:
 
Ever since Smash died as an eSport (being relegated to its current status, no longer at Evo, essentially the goal is to be a top player and earn subs/donos, etc.), an already parasocial community somehow turned it up to 11.

Imagine being an autist, but really good at the game, then you show up to a tourney and the scrub (somehow a bigger autist - like, magnitudes greater) you're playing in winners round 3 knows everything about you and your life.

No thanks. That was before the trannies invaded.
 
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