Super Smash Bros.

[verissimus]

Why's the Urkel-looking guy from the new Saints Row Reboot so upset over Smash Bros not having black characters? If you want a black fighting game just go to a Walmart on Black Friday.

What black character should Smash even honestly have? Balrog from Street Fighter?

 

[MysticMisty]

I agree that he does look alright aesthetically and his moves are decent. But it is a bummer that there wasn't another villain character added to counter a few of the more popular good guys that didn't yet have their nemesis in the game.

Legit, I'd have loved to have seen DJ Octavio get in. I mean, he's a shogun Octoling that pilots a DJ booth outfitted with fists, speaker missiles, and killer soundwaves, that would've been fucking amazing.

 

[Nick Gars]

What black character should Smash even honestly have? Balrog from Street Fighter?

Blacker Baron from Madworld/ Anarchy Reigns.

 

[Nobunaga]

I'd kill a man for Sakurai to go back and make a Kid Icarus 3 on an actual console.

Uprising is one of my Top 10 games but that shit fucked my wrists up more than 5 Guitar Hero games combined.

Kid icarus 3 is uprising you dumb secondary

 

[Sundae]

Legit, I'd have loved to have seen DJ Octavio get in. I mean, he's a shogun Octoling that pilots a DJ booth outfitted with fists, speaker missiles, and killer soundwaves, that would've been fucking amazing.

It would have been great to get a few more villain characters on the game's roster. Dr. Robotnik, King Boo, Skull Kid, DJ Octavio, Necrozma, and Medusa from Kid Icarus would have been great to see.

Blacker Baron from Madworld/ Anarchy Reigns.

Now I want a Jack Cayman Mii fighter outfit.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Nintendo beat you to it a few years ago.

Here's your black representation in Smash.

ACKTSHUALLY
isn't ganon a sand nigger? also dark link is fantasy nigger
And iirc splatoon girl can be black

So 4. Bc everyone else is mostly azn aside from the few white people

SMT V

Haha no. Especially since its voiced by Casey Monigllo troon extraordinaire.

I know I said it before but.....I really miss the trophy gallery. I loved reading the descriptions and learning about different characters and games. Obviously they got rid of it because of the spirit system which they also had to cut corners on since they don't have bios either but it still sucks.

Oh and by the way Disney lawyers and Nintendo lawyers are cutthroat. Literally out for blood at even the slightest infringement be it unintentional or otherwise. That's why the Disney elements are absent. Not to mention licensing costs.

But speaking of that........which character was the most expensive for Sakurai to get I wonder

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

ACKTSHUALLY
isn't ganon a sand nigger? also dark link is fantasy nigger
And iirc splatoon girl can be black

So 4. Bc everyone else is mostly azn aside from the few white people

I'd say there is enough representation, close to 13% of the roster even.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I know the reason why donald and goofy arn't in is due to the no non-vidya character rules but I like to believe it was so that sakurai could save us from this unholy abomination from coming true in our timeline

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Can't say I'm shocked...

 

[Sandraker]

Blacker Baron from Madworld/ Anarchy Reigns.

He's too based for woke Twitter niggas.

A pimp with a mouthful of gold, some flaming gloves he stole, and got his side bitch with him.

Don't sound like the boring black kang wakanda shit they'd like.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

I do wish that there was a remix of E1M1 that came with the Doom Slayer costume, but that's what mods are for.

Make Shimomura remix BFG division.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Blacker Baron from Madworld/ Anarchy Reigns.

Never forget Black Baron from MadWorld is actually a dude in blackface.

Dialogue from the DW commentators:

• Howard: "So, is this guy really a baron?"
• Kreese: "No, as a matter of fact he's not even black."
• Howard: "Really? I thought he was a black guy."
• Kreese: "Why does it matter? Why do you have to bring race into it?"
• Howard: "I didn't, I was just asking if he was a real baron."
• Kreese: "Fucking racist."

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Just_a_Bored_Guy]

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Reaction mashups are by fags, for fags.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Never forget Black Baron from MadWorld is actually a dude in blackface.

Dialogue from the DW commentators:

• Howard: "So, is this guy really a baron?"
• Kreese: "No, as a matter of fact he's not even black."
• Howard: "Really? I thought he was a black guy."
• Kreese: "Why does it matter? Why do you have to bring race into it?"
• Howard: "I didn't, I was just asking if he was a real baron."
• Kreese: "Fucking racist."

The Blacker Baron from Anarchy Reigns is an actual black guy, hence the name

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Smash confirmed,

Dr. Robotnik.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Legit, I'd have loved to have seen DJ Octavio get in. I mean, he's a shogun Octoling that pilots a DJ booth outfitted with fists, speaker missiles, and killer soundwaves, that would've been fucking amazing.

I hear the music.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

But speaking of that........which character was the most expensive for Sakurai to get I wonder

Cloud, probably Snake back in the brawl days when he was much more popular.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

I have to say, I'm surprised they didn't give Sora an Echo. Simon got an Echo in the form of Richter, the Dragon Quest heroes were all Echoes, etc. Or maybe Sora was all that they could afford?

Echoes are alternate character slots, the DQ Heroes don't really count.

There aren't any DLC echoes, because Echoes were made to pad the roster. DLC having echoes would mean a bigger pack.

 

[Shining Wit]

Cloud, probably Snake back in the brawl days when he was much more popular.

Didn't kojimbles ask Sakurai if he could go in? Given he was a higher up at Konami i'd imagine negotiations were simple