Superman was raped??? - WTF? LOL

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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Okay, I had to look this up because I know who that guy is, and I wanted to know why WW was talking like a child, and well…
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Wow, how transphobic is WW being in the first two panels? Those are True and Honest Women she's deriding.

Someone should show this to Lou Gagliardi. Though he'd likely just fixate on boobs and miss that he could be several of those characters.
 
Corpun said:
How the fuck does the Man of Steel get raped? He probably consented to it secretly if he didn't do anything to his rapists. Fucking homo.
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This literally sounds like when leftist historians try to grasp at straws to claim that Lawrence of Arabia was gay. He was raped by the Turks but leftist historians try desperately to say he consented. But making this a reference to the shit Thomas Lawrence had to go through would be too clever for SJW comic writers
 
Mary the Goldsmith said:
please tell me this is a pardoy or an April Fools gag, or that someone spiked my drink again, this is too retarded
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The fat guy is literally called Bueno Extremo, he has a member on his team who’s power is wielding dogs onto people, and Bueno’s superpower is essentially “I’m a rapist”. So something like this is to be expected for this comic, as I understand it.
 
Mary the Goldsmith said:
please tell me this is a pardoy or an April Fools gag, or that someone spiked my drink again, this is too retarded
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Bueno's entire gag is he shows up to rape people and seemingly gets away with it every time. He's killed at least one person doing this and is also implied to have committed sodomy on one of the Green Lanterns. Someone manning DC must have fallen asleep when all of this was going on.
 
A-Stump said:
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Section Eight (New Earth)

Section Eight was a team formed by alcoholic superhero Sixpack. At some point the group disbanded. However, when Tommy Monaghan is targeted by the forces of hell, Sixpack is compelled to reform Section Eight. During this arc the Mawzir planned an all out assault to capture Tommy Monaghan and...
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Bueno's entire gag is he shows up to rape people and seemingly gets away with it every time. He's killed at least one person doing this and is also implied to have committed sodomy on one of the Green Lanterns. Someone manning DC must have fallen asleep when all of this was going on.
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Apparently they got renewed and have a new comic after this one. That’s where the Wonder Woman but comes from.
 
Grand Wizard Wakka said:
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When are they gonna make a movie with El Rape-O?
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Unironically I'd watch a movie about Sixpack from the same comics, the drunk homeless schizo with a heart of gold who is responsible for dreaming up the entirety of the DC-Marvel multiverse and each retcon/crisis is just him having a seizure.
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The fact that he looks like a hideously malformed Mr. Mxyzptlk further cements this.
 
Sailor said:
This literally sounds like when leftist historians try to grasp at straws to claim that Lawrence of Arabia was gay. He was raped by the Turks but leftist historians try desperately to say he consented. But making this a reference to the shit Thomas Lawrence had to go through would be too clever for SJW comic writers
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The only basis for that is some bullshit claim that he couldn't of been in a town at the time the rape took place. Just ignore the fact Turks were massive faggots who routinely preyed on young men and Lawrence was probably passing for a Circassian at the time. If they really want to call TE Lawrence a homo they should point to how he described the two Bedouin tribesmen who offered their servitude to him.
 
...you know, at least degenerate fans keep their disturbing AO3 fics on AO3. I know that's damnation by faint praise but it's worth mentioning in this case.

I'm surprised that a modern comic is even acknowledging that male rape exists, but they can't even write good stories about women being victimized (it's always the author's fetishistic victim fantasy) so I'm not surprised that it's this bad.
 
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