Superzeroes - The thread where we talk about the worst superheroes ever

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

i was originally going to start this thread off by calling America Chavez the worst hero ever, but then I remembered a hero worse than her, somehow.

Ladies and gentleman, meet: Mr Immortal.

Who is he? He is the leader of the great lakes avengers, a group that has Squirrel Girl as a member and that's all you need to know about this team to know it sucks.

His powers? Immortality. That's it.

He isn't even Like Immortal Man, another terrible superhero, but at least he has other powers. He isn't even like Ressurection Man, because while he sucks too at least he gains powers every time he dies. Mr Immortal's only power is that he's immortal. That's it. Fuck Mr Immortal.

 

[MemeGray]

I have a strong dislike for Detective chimp

Spoiler: Bonus: dog-welder

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I still think Cyclops was pretty useless power-wise.

Sure, he had leadership qualities that made him valuable, but otherwise not that impressive.

 

[Red Hood]

Black Canary's power isn't anything special.

Don't believe me? Forget your girlfriend's birthday and see how high pitched that screech goes.

 

[Judge Dredd]

The Poolboy. Spoony's failed RPG character that had the powers of water breathing and above average hearing.

The Lightbringer. Linkara's super hero. I don't know what his powers were, but apparently he spends the book running away from danger and moping about it.

There was an episode of Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews where he review a Spanish super hero film where the hero loses his powers for a while whenever he gets laid. He then sleeps around so much as to make James Bond look celibate.

Black Panther. Never seen the film or read the comics. But all I ever hear is that "he's black". Not a great super power imo.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

The Poolboy. Spoony's failed RPG character that had the powers of water breathing and above average hearing.

The Lightbringer. Linkara's super hero. I don't know what his powers were, but apparently he spends the book running away from danger and moping about it.

There was an episode of Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews where he review a Spanish super hero film where the hero loses his powers for a while whenever he gets laid. He then sleeps around so much as to make James Bond look celibate.

Black Panther. Never seen the film or read the comics. But all I ever hear is that "he's black". Not a great super power imo.

Black Panther's pretty badass in the comics

 

[Kulee Baba]

I’ve never liked Mr. Fantastic. At best he’s just boring at worst just a rich dickhead. A stretchy man seems like a really dumb power to boot.

 

[Nekromantik]

Jubilee, maybe it's because the first time I saw her was the X-man cartoon, but I never liked her. Human sparkler with a bad attitude.

 

[ES 148]

Big Wheel.
...that's what I'd say if I was RETARDED

 

[Deadpool]

Mr. Fish: A Luke Cage villain who is a man with the head of a fish who can breathe underwater. Despite this he attacked cage at a building under construction.

Cockroach: another Luke Cage villain. He's just a short black guy with a 6 barrel shotgun that he talks to.

Matter Eater Lad: A guy who can eat literally anything.

The Ring Master: a guy with a hat that hypnotizes people, that runs a circus of crime.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Jubilee, maybe it's because the first time I saw her was the X-man cartoon, but I never liked her. Human sparkler with a bad attitude.

I love how little sense that cartoon made. Sure, it was fun to watch, but good luck trying to follow the plots.

 

[Muttnik]

Spyke from X-men Evolution. Neat power but he's SO fucking obnoxious. He's also conveniently Storm's nephew, making him very sue-ish.

 

[Aperrentis]

I still think Cyclops was pretty useless power-wise.

Sure, he had leadership qualities that made him valuable, but otherwise not that impressive.

Pretty sure I've seen around that a lot of people don't even get why Cyclops is leader in the first place and question if he even has any leadership qualities.

 

[Jaimas]

Heavy Flo.

This is real. This actually happened.

 

[Hummingbird]

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Spoiler: Bonus: dog-welder

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There's something about Dog-Welder's concept alone (a vigilante who grafts dead dogs to crooks' faces) that makes me laugh.

America Chavez: I haven't read the Young Avengers version, but when she got her own series, the character went downhill. She's proven to be rude (espeically to whites), not that bright, thinks with her fists, has lame allies, and is a total bore. Although her ability to kick/punch dimensional holes and travel through them is kind of neat.

 

[MMX]

The awesome power of pica

 

[Hummingbird]

Heavy Flo.

This is real. This actually happened.

I'll take your Heavy Flo and give you Dung.

 

[MMX]

Legion of super heroes member (I shit thee not) Arm Fall Off Boy
Not only does his arm fall off but he has a penis tip for hair

 

[knightlautrec]

I cannot stand Squirrel Girl. Her current book is like the worse of lolsorandom penguin spork of d00m cringe to me and the art is just atrocious. I am constantly bewildered someone thinks 'yeah, this looks good to publish' when I see it.

 

[MemeGray]

Almost forgot about Faith or Zephyr,whatever this lardasses name is: