Support Group for those Mildly Inconvenienced by the DDOS

[AF 802]

I actually thought about leaving KF during the time it was offline.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Whats DDOS? I googled it but it looked like Chinese to me or something.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Whats DDOS? I googled it but it looked like Chinese to me or something.

when a bunch of little faggots launch an attack to overload the servers where you have your site hosted.

 

[Rat Speaker]

when a bunch of little faggots launch an attack to overload the servers where you have your site hosted.

Really? Thats it? Hmm that seems mildly annoying.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Really? Thats it? Hmm that seems mildly annoying.

they wouldnt be faggots if they werent annoying.

 

[Deadpool]

I couldn't log on for a good half hour to an hour yesterday. I was forced to read comics on my tablet instead. I'm just glad I was by myself or I'd have had to interact with people, a fate worse than death...

 

[Rat Speaker]

they wouldnt be faggots if they werent annoying.

So a homosexual is messing with my beloved forum by making a DDOS post? Thats some bullshit right there. Can we report it to the proper authorities? Its gotta be illegal right?

 

[Maxliam]

jokes on them, more time i spend offline is more time that i can use for literally murdering trans people

Pleb, I use a drone on my smartphone to shoot trannies while shitposting. Get on my level, faggit!

 

[Nazi vegeta]

So a homosexual os messing with my beloved forum by making a DDOS post? Thats some bullshit right there. Can we report it to tue proper authorities? Its gotts be illegal right?

we should hire a male stripped and get em laid. Their butts ache for some of dat dick.

 

[Rat Speaker]

we should hire a male stripped and get em laid. Their butts ache for some of dat dick.

But I spent enough money updating my modem to fight the DDOS posts...

 

[BeanBidan]

I'm pretty inconvenienced. I'd use Tor but those scaryspaghetti YouTubers warned me about the darkweb.
Something about muppet murder?

 

[Nazi vegeta]

But I spent enough money updating my modem to fight the DDOS posts...

that doesnt solve anything. You're just being a cheap rat now.
pay for your part or face the consequences of getting ddosed by a bunch of horny fagits.

 

[Rat Speaker]

that doesnt solve anything. You're just being a cheap rat now.
pay for your part or face the consequences of getting ddosed by a bunch of horny fagits.

Cant I just block their posts? I spent my monthly check on the new modem...

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Cant I just block their posts? I spent my monthly check on the new modem...

you cant block their posts you rattata, at least I think. You either chomp their hands, send someone to fuck them in the ass or destroy their equipment.

 

[Rat Speaker]

you cant block their posts you rattata, at least I think. You either chomp their hands, send someone to fuck them in the ass or destroy their equipment.

Im gonna send a report to my local police station. This is ridiculous.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I tried to upload a picture and it cockblocked my post. Having to repost it triggered me and gave me flashbacks.
Then I got logged out and I cried for an hour in the bathroom. Still not over it.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

True lulz never dies.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I had to visit another internet site because Kiwi Farms was down. Now I'm a Nazi. THANKS SAM.

Edit: dammit, I need lightning emojis.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

While I was browsing various thread looking for the glorious asspats I require for sustenance I had a very annoying error window pop up from time to time about some stupid bullshit "Can't find server" or some gay shit like that. I picked up my phone from the dial up modem and shouted "Git gud homo" directly into the KF server and then it worked fine.

 

[WW 635]

I actually slept through the last one