Support Group for those Mildly Inconvenienced by the DDOS

[Army Burger]

I actually slept through the last one

Same. I was almost disappointed that I missed out on it.

 

[J A N D E K]

Got caught up on some IRL stuff. It wasn’t so bad. Would have been better timed tonight, as it might compel me to sleep. I have an early flight tomorrow.

 

[Black Waltz]

help, the site went off for a couple of hours last night and now I can't find my dick

 

[BE 911]

help, the site went off for a couple of hours last night and now I can't find my dick

Sorry I stole it to play darts with because I was too bored. It's pretty damaged now. Forgive me.

 

[Cthulu]

help, the site went off for a couple of hours last night and now I can't find my dick

Shouldn't have trooned out fam

 

[SweetDee]

The chat wasn't working so I was forced to go make some tea and watch a scary movie instead. Then I got a good night's sleep. I still feel violated.

 

[IV 445]

The chat wasn't working so I was forced to go make some tea and watch a scary movie instead. Then I got a good night's sleep. I still feel violated.

How can you watch a horror movie then go to sleep? You’re a spooky little girl

 

[WeeGee]

I went for a bike ride in fucking December, thanks Sam, ya fat twat.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I tried to log in, it didn't work, so I watched something on tv and had a snack. It was back when I tried again.
A criminal mastermind for the ages, ol' Sam is.

 

[FI 665]

i was FORCED to have wine at night time because the site was down and it was too early to do sleep

now there's less wine and this is basically rape

 

[shasetoma.]

I went to bed earlier than I normally do because of the outage that I actually got decent sleep in. Damn you, Sam.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I was forced to have a SECOND cup of coffee this morning! These are desperate times, and we must keep ourselves from reverting to savagery.

 

[An Ghost]

It happened at midnight where I am. I thought “oh right British welfare pays out at the start of the month” and went to bed. Sammy needs to do it on Wednesday at noon EST so we can’t shitpost in chat about null during his streams.

 

[WW 635]

Sammy needs to do it on Wednesday at noon EST so we can’t shitpost in chat about null during his streams.

Then we'd be mildly inconvenienced by needing to use discord

 

[The Un-Clit]

I had to hit F5 almost FOUR TIMES once to get a post to come up!! Sam, you are literally the the most fearful cybercriminal on the web. Your dastardly attack that you spent your tugboat on slowed the farms to such an extent I was able to read ALL of the posts on the other page in the 2nd tab I had open before the first one would load.

You're a madman, sir. a MADMAN!!!

 

[Pina Colada]

I was catching up on Ten Ton Tess' antics when the site went haywire. I need motivation while I'm exercising, darn it!

 

[Heckler1]

The site briefly gave me an error, so I refreshed it a couple of times. I wonder if that was worth the UK's money?

 

[dysentery]

I was halfway through mass-liking someone's profile when it stopped working for me.

FUCK YOU VORDRAK

 

[Red Hood]

literally shaking and cryin rn and i cant even

 

[Coldgrip]

I was prepared. As soon as I kept getting that error message I started playing videogames and calling people 'kike' and 'nigger-faggots' or 'kikeniggerfaggots'. No DDoS attack is going to stop my hate!