Surgeons extracted a banana wrapped in a condom that a man ate in a hormonal tantrum - voila! health

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Surgeons extracted a banana wrapped in a condom that a man ate in a hormonal tantrum - voila! health​

1/31/2023, 11:53:27 PM

The "normally healthy" man admitted he swallowed the banana-filled condom during a "hormonal tantrum" 24 hours earlier - causing a severe intestinal blockage




The patient was discharged home three days after the operation, recovered and returned to his normal life.

The case report states: "Two weeks after the operation, he is eating a low-fiber diet, without nausea or vomiting. His stools are normal and the pain is well controlled."

In an examination conducted six months after the incident, it was written that "the patient continues to show normal bowel patterns. He was able to slowly resume his active lifestyle and does not seem worried."

The final result (photo: screenshot, cureus.com/)

It was the first known case of a person swallowing a banana inside a condom, according to the study.

The authors noted that small bowel obstructions are rare and usually result from "swallowing drug-filled condoms intended for drug smuggling."

 

[The Luigi Player]

what in the genuine fuck is the title

 

[Aunt Carol]

There are so many unanswered questions. Who stops to secure the banana inside a condom while in a "tantrum?" How was swallowing a banana the win condition of his argument? Is this the husband of that peach cartoon lady?

I wonder if he was practicing for actual smuggling later.

 

[Toolbox]

what in the genuine fuck is the title

I would as well like to know what specific mental disorder they're blaming that 'caused' this man to wrap a banana in a condom and eat it.

 

[Breadbassket]

What's next? Someone swallows a cucumber inside a condom during a "hormonal tantrum"?

what in the genuine fuck is the title

You can probably connect the dots together if you think about it. What makes this particularly exceptional is the condom part and the fact that he swallowed it as well as the banana.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Hormonal tantrum? What, was this a tranny? There's so much context that we aren't getting here.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The question is how angry do you need to be to gain this power?

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I'm disgusted, yet still impressed. This is powerful lunacy.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Uh, why did it get stuck? I've pushed out bricks bigger than that.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Was it TJ Kirk who did this?

 

[General Disarray]

The patient was discharged home three days after the operation, recovered and returned to his normal life.

"normal" lmao - I see we're using the most liberal interpretation of words in journalism yet again.

 

[Rozzy]

The "normally healthy" man

That's not healthy he's a nutjob.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Is "hormonal tantrum" troon-speak for "Tee hee I'm such a dirty whore~✰"? Although it's still a man, so maybe it's early HRT...

 

[WonderWino]

It was the first known case of a person swallowing a banana inside a condom, according to the study.

Imagine being remembered as a historical footnote for that. Ten generations now some descendants will be doing a family history and find some pictures of this in an ancient internet archive

Perhaps he'll embarrass some 10 year old from beyond the grave at a show and tell about your ancestors day at school or something

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Damn, usually my hormonal tantrums involve drinking wine and Google-stalking my exes.

I clearly need to up my psycho game.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Sounds like a troon "man" who may be practicing to be a drug mule.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I think part of why we've reached the brink of societal collapse is modern medical science. For all of its miracles and innocent lives saved, how many people like this freak, how many obese people with zero self-control, how many junkies, how many morons who play in traffic does it save and keep in our societies? Instead of allowing society to self-cull from the stupid and irresponsible through natural selection, we now save everybody and keep them around, their voices given equal weight to the sane and responsible.

The alternative is worse, mind you, and I'm not at all advocating for getting rid of our medical systems. But it's not without drawbacks and is entirely against the natural order.

 

[MadStan]

Well if he could swallow that whole I guess he missed his calling card as a gay escort.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

The authors noted that small bowel obstructions are rare and usually result from "swallowing drug-filled condoms intended for drug smuggling."

So many questions. But this here. Is "hormonal tantrum" code word for "he was on drugs"? Is he practising to be a drug mule?

Because unless "he" is actually an FTM troon, "hormonal tantrum" is an odd and specific phrase to use.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I wonder if he was practicing for actual smuggling later.

That has to be the answer. He was probably trying to smuggle in contraband and wanted to make sure he could shit it out. What a fucking idiot.