Surtur and littlebiscuits guide to F.A.T.A.L

littlebiscuits said:
I actually do. I own two actually. What I don't own, is a D1million which is something you actually need to play this game.
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And of course, the nipple charts. Note that the hue of your nipples has no affect unless your a woman. In witch case, certain colors may affect how sexy you are. Because that matters.

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littlebiscuits said:
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It's good that there's a chart to help you look up the anal circumfrerence of a Infant or Child. Just in case, you know, you had to look that up.
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Oh god I forgot all about the anal circumference chart for kids and infants. This should be the cover so you know never to touch the game.
 
So, because you are probably going to go about knocking up women, you need to know how to make a Sperm Count check. Imagine you are around your table and your GM asks you to "roll for Sperm Count."
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This seriously sounds like something you just make to play with your friends that also happen to be into... whatever this is, not something that was actually put on the market.
 
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