Surtur and littlebiscuits guide to F.A.T.A.L

[littlebiscuits]

Spoiler: NSFW

I don't think anyone has ever had to tag a chart for wisdom checks as NSFW before.....

 

[Surtur]

In case you ever wanted to play Sloth from the Goonies....

 

[Bgheff]

So, when are we playing?

 

[A-Stump]

Well, at least there aren't rape monsters made out of writhing thorned dicks.

 

[Surtur]

So, when are we playing?

Roll for anal circumference first.

 

[spaps]

Where'd you find this thing anyway? Are you hotlinking images from a website, or are you actually scanning the book?

EDIT: Okay, so Surtur's posting the images from his Photobucket, so they're actually being scanned.

Where do you people find this stuff?

 

[Burned Man]

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL
This where I learned about FATAL and how terrifying it is. I particulry like the part about how you can accidently rape an opponent in the middle of combat.

 

[Bgheff]

Roll for anal circumference first.

how many fingers?

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL
This where I learned about FATAL and how terrifying it is. I particulry like the part about how you can accidently rape an opponent in the middle of combat.

 

[LM 697]

Where do you people find this stuff?

Why are you so curious??

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I love how the Wisdom score table very nearly allows for OPL's claim of saying his first word at six weeks to be possible for a character.

 

[spaps]

Why are you so curious??

Because I need to jack off to more stuff like this.

Was that not obvious?

 

[Dollars2010]

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL
This where I learned about FATAL and how terrifying it is. I particulry like the part about how you can accidently rape an opponent in the middle of combat.

Armor of Jewy Jewbacca: "Whosoever dons this armor will acquire a nose twice the size and a manhood half the size. Further, the wearer will become extremely greedy and fight to the death for one silver piece. Finally, the wearer acquires 2 inches of hair all over their body, resulting in halving their Facial Charisma and Bodily Attractiveness. While hairy, the wearer must bathe every 1d6 hours or smell foul." There are three other armors just like this which turn the wearer into an ethnic stereotype with no benefits whatsoever. According to Byron, this was supposed to be "controversial humor". So funny I forgot to laugh.

Shoot, I was hoping to play a sexy jew.

 

[spaps]

Armor of Jewy Jewbacca: "Whosoever dons this armor will acquire a nose twice the size and a manhood half the size. Further, the wearer will become extremely greedy and fight to the death for one silver piece. Finally, the wearer acquires 2 inches of hair all over their body, resulting in halving their Facial Charisma and Bodily Attractiveness. While hairy, the wearer must bathe every 1d6 hours or smell foul." There are three other armors just like this which turn the wearer into an ethnic stereotype with no benefits whatsoever. According to Byron, this was supposed to be "controversial humor". So funny I forgot to laugh.

Shoot, I was hoping to play a sexy jew.

I didn't know this game was made by a bunch of guys from /pol/.
Or at least they helped. It was mainly made by /d/.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

 

[spaps]

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL
This where I learned about FATAL and how terrifying it is. I particulry like the part about how you can accidently rape an opponent in the middle of combat.

>accidentally rape an opponent in the middle of combat

 

[LM 697]

>accidentally rape an opponent in the middle of combat

im not gonna shoot you between the eyES IM GONNA SHOOT YOU BETWEEN THE BALLS

 

[Surtur]

I love how the Wisdom score table very nearly allows for OPL's claim of saying his first word at six weeks to be possible for a character.

The Intelligence table allows you to have your first memory in the womb.

 

[Caddchef]

It's good that there's a chart to help you look up the anal circumfrerence of a Infant or Child. Just in case, you know, you had to look that up.

In the original version of F.A.T.A.L it was possible to roll a zero or even negative anal circumference.

 

[HG 400]

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Why not?