Surtur and littlebiscuits guide to F.A.T.A.L

[HG 400]

Alright, Ingelram attempts to convince the wench that he's prime matin' material by logical reasoning and rhetorical skill. I can roll for how persuasive your argument is, but as GM I'm given no guidance on what you're supposed to roll against. I'll decide you have to beat the fairly difficult score of 20 to persuade the wench, since it's probably difficult to find the logic in convincing somebody to have sex with you after watching you get your genitals crushed to pulp. Success or failure will mean another -/+5 modifier applied to any future seduction roll.

Okay, Persuasion roll is (3d10 - 6) due to your poor charisma. Roll is (21 - 6) = 15.

Ingelram cannot find a suitable logical argument for why somebody should want to have sex with his destroyed man-parts. His seduction roll will now be at -10.

 

[Burned Man]

Ingelgram tries his best to strike a seducing pose and force the maiden to succumb to her base desires. He is desperate at this point for any kind of validation he is still a man.

 

[HG 400]

Alright, your seduction roll is 3d10 + (Charisma + Bodily Attractiveness / 2) + Seduction Skill, giving you a total of -1.

The base threshold to beat is 20 for females, 25 for males (because seducing men is so much harder than those feeble-minded inferior women, amirite?), but there's also a modifier based on how attractive she is, because it's easier to seduce ugly chicks. Her morals, ethics, temperament, debauchery, intuition, and common sense don't come into this at all, by the way, cause who gives a fuck what women think. Only thing Byron Hall understands is that ugly chicks be easy. Okay, Amabele has 19 charisma points on you, increasing the threshold by 4. There's no racial/cultural penalty since you're both human, and no daterape bonus since you're both sober. I'm supposed to decide her level of sluttiness and give you a -10 to +10 modifier on that, I'll just go with zero. Finally, the failed attempts at influencing her through intimidation and persuasion add 10 points to the threshold, all told you gotta beat 34, an impossibly high number.

Roll is (22-1) = 21. The dairymaid rejects you and your offer of mangled dong.

 

[Burned Man]

Well I think we all saw this coming. Oh GodJesus forgive me.
Ingelgram is angry now, he lost his manhood in that fight for her. In this land women don't have a say or at least when it comes to Ingelgram they don't. He decides its time to wrestle.
What is the end goal here, what could Ingelgram possibly hope to accomplish?

 

[HG 400]

There's actually nothing in the rulebook to say he can't dong with a broken dong, so we're still gonna get to showcase the retarded mechanics that go into the central, focal point of the entire game of FATAL. Rapin' peasant wenches.

Okay, I'm gonna use the reaction speed intentions rules to see if Amabele gets to react in time to fight back. That's (3D10 + Reaction Speed Mod) against a static TH17. 20 - 3 = 17, so she manages to react just in time. She'll launch two brawling attacks against you as you attempt to grapple her.

Wrasslin', Round #1
Initiative rolls
Ingelham = (1d100) + 6 + 31 = 116
Amabelle = (1d100) - 3 + 31 = 98
Amabelle = (1d100) - 3 + 31 = 36

Ingelham is able to grappled with Amabelle before she can launch her brawlin' attacks. However, when you grapple into somebody before their initiative, they can choose between making a strength check against yours to break the grapple, or launch a single brawling attack on you. Amabelle chooses to make a brawlin' attack. Rolling (1d100 - 3) to determine where she hits, and it's a 31 ; Elbow to the Teeth. 3d10-3 to launch the attack against Ingelram's 14CA plus his gladiatorial helm's 15 CA Against Brawling. Amabelle doesn't have a chance of succeeding. Roll is 15, her elbow clangs ineffectively off his bronze helm.

Okay, so now we calculate the overbear of the grapple. First subtract the victims weight from the sum of any grappler's weights, divide the difference from the sum of all grappler's weights, and multiply by 30. Comes out to a +4. We add that +4 to Ingelram's wrasslin skill check, giving him a +8. Amabelle gets a -14, due largely to her inferior female strength. If Ingelram beats her roll by 8 or more, he'll overbear her and pin her to the ground. If Amabelle wins by 8 or more, she'll break the grapple. Otherwise, the wrasslers will be gridlocked in a clinch for the rest of the round.

So, rollin' for wrasslin.
Ingelham ; 7+8 = 15
Amabelle ; 22-14 = 8

Due to some extremely lucky numbers, Amabelle resists being forced to the ground by the inital grapple. Since there's no way of deliberately extricating yourself from a grapple, we'll move onto round two.

Wrasslin, Round 2

We roll wrasslin against each other again. Since this is no longer the initial takedown round, Ingelham no longer gets his weight bonus, and a wrassler has to beat his opponent by +3 to perform a wrasslin' move. If the rolls are within 3 of each other, it's gridlock for another round.

Ingelham ; 13+4 = 17
Amabelle ; 26-14 = 12

Ingelham wins the round easily due to his superior strength. We roll 1d20 on the random outcome chart for a wrasslin move.
7 = RELEASED SUPLEX! Damage is 1d20 lethal to the head or 1d20 subdual to the stomach or back. We roll a d100 to find out how she lands, and get 17. Head.

Ingelham suplexes Amabelle onto her head for 14 damage. Amabelle's head explodes like an overripe melon and she dies instantly

Wow...

 

[Burned Man]

wow FATAL just wow. I honesty couldn't have asked for this to come out any better.
Ingelgram takes a minute to curse to himself for allowing his mania to get the best of him and cause this to happen. He thinks for a moment and realizes she still has a body.
I'm more than happy to leave things like this but if you want to test the darker side of FATAL its all set up.

 

[Surtur]

Yep, drawing the line right there.

 

[HG 400]

Ugh, yeah, the rules allow it and I guess I could do it, but it's a ridiculous, stupendous mess, and I'm not gonna go against Surtur's objections. Just going over the relevant rules now and I'll tell you what would be expected in a proper, honest-to-god game of FATAL.

Referred to the putrefaction chart (yes, that's a thing) and livor mortis isn't for 30 minutes so that won't be a factor. I guess I'd have to roll against hymen resistence and check vaginal to manhood circumference's to see if anyone gets their plumbing exploded into a cloaca. Then I'm supposed to roll Sexual Adeptness checks for both parties to see if the other party enjoyed themself. Obviously I don't roll Ingelham's, since Amebelle is dead. So, I'd solve a fucking quadratic equation to get the vaginal tightness, and average it out with her Facial Charisma, Kinetic Charisma, Bodily Attractiveness, Contortion, Sexual Adeptness, and Sexual Specialties, most of which I assume are -100 because Amabelle's dead. I'm also supposed to calculate the distance Ingelham ejaculates for each of the 4+1d6 ejaculatory contractions, based on his age, breadth, physical fitness, previous sexual history, points invested in ejaculation contro,l and the facial charisma of whoever he's imagining while he dongs a dead headless woman. What the fuck, FATAL? I'd normally also be expected to solve the "Vaginal Soreness" equation to find out how many hours Amabelle's vagina is sore for, but that's no longer an issue. So yeah, not gonna do all that. Jesus Christ.

Epilogue
Ingelham is arrested for assault with weapons, covetous eyes, issuing a threat, assault without weapons, murder, rape and sodomy. He is fined 374sp, blinded, imprisoned for a week, then hanged by the neck until he is dead.

 

[Burned Man]

Alright glad we decided to end that with moral decency and justice. Let Ingelgram's death be an example to what happens to deviants during the course of the game.

 

[applecat]

I decided to try the random character generation thing:

Spoiler

---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Marturak Gender: M Race: Kobold
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 50 Weight: 74 Siblings: 5 Social Class: Slave
Age: 13 Max Age: 80 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Silvery White
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 4th
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Blond Hair Type: Thick, wavy, oily
Hair Length: 7 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Mole on sole of foot
Perceived as having potential leadership
Birthplace: Town Birthday:8/14/5087
Most Attactive Feature: Eyes Most Repulsive Feature: Chest
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 75 -13
Physical Fitness: 74 -13 Sprint: 38
Strength: 88 -6 Damage: -6% C&J: 49 Bench: 99 DL: 148
Bodily Attractiveness: 49 -29
Health: 89 -6 Int/Vom: +6% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 53%

CHARISMA: 93 -3
Facial: 96 -3 Description: Plain
Vocal: 62 -21 Description: Always says 'uh' or 'um'
Kinetic: 135 17 Description: Smooth
Rhetoric: 80 -10 Avg. Speech: 135 or 210 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 127 14
Hand-Eye Coordination: 135 17 Finger Prec: 1/64 inch
Agility: 144 20 CA Bonus: 7 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 143 20 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 88 -6 Max Speech: 180 Casting: +20%

INTELLIGENCE: 95 -3
Language: 53 -29 #: 1 Vocab: Insanity
Math: 118 9 Highest Math: Geometry
Analytical: 100 0
Spatial: 109 6 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 350

WISDOM: 95 -3
Drive: 76 -13 Hours Resting: 18
Intuition: 109 6
Common Sense: 119 9 Likely to: -
Reflection: 77 -13 Earliest memory at: Age 4


Life Points: 12 Unconscious: 2 CA: 17

Piety Points: 77 Magic Points:

Breadth: 25 BMI: 20.868 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 6 Morality: 1
You are: Unethical w/Neutral tendencies Immoral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 14 Choleric: 28 Melancholic: 55 Phlegmatic: 100
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 1

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: eggs
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 11
Head Cicumference: 21.73

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 3.875 Manhood Circumference: 3.06319
Anal Circumference Potential: 5 Nipple Length: 0.25
Areola Diameter: 0.5 Areola Hue: Difficult to identify
Tongue Size: 2.5 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 22

So Marturak the kobold slave is very calm and gentle, but also unethical and immoral. He has beautiful, beautiful eyes and a tiny, tiny penis. His areolas are unidentifiable. He is allergic to eggs.

 

[Descent]

Facial Feature: Mole on sole of foot

...I know with everything else about this game this is a stupid thing to notice, but WTF!?

 

[applecat]

...I know with everything else about this game this is a stupid thing to notice, but WTF!?

Shut up Descent, it means that Marturak will be a great leader someday! Apparently.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Could someone please randomly generate a character for me? I can't get the gen to work.

 

[applecat]

Could someone please randomly generate a character for me? I can't get the gen to work.

You are:

Spoiler

---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Cecily Braose Gender: F Race: Human
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Child
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 49 Weight: 60 Siblings: 5 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 6 Max Age: 110 Eyes: Black Skin Color: Pale
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 6th
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Auburn Hair Type: Thin, wavy
Hair Length: 5 Vision: Near-sightedness, 50 feet
Facial Feature: Hemispherical eyebrows
Perceived as overly emotional, extravagant, kind-hearted
Birthplace: Village Birthday:6/28/5094
Most Attactive Feature: Hair Most Repulsive Feature: Waist
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 49 -29
Physical Fitness: 57 -25 Sprint: 33
Strength: 26 -50 Damage: -50% C&J: 14 Bench: 29 DL: 43
Bodily Attractiveness: 22 -56
Health: 94 -3 Int/Vom: +3% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 55%

CHARISMA: 70 -17
Facial: 70 -17 Description: Homely
Vocal: 81 -10 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 75 -13 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 57 -25 Avg. Speech: 115 or 250 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 67 -17
Hand-Eye Coordination: 72 -17 Finger Prec: 1/8 inch
Agility: 78 -13 CA Bonus: -4 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 67 -17 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 54 -29 Max Speech: 120 Casting: +80%

INTELLIGENCE: 46 -34
Language: 51 -29 #: 1 Vocab: Insanity
Math: 43 -34 Highest Math: Multiplication
Analytical: 42 -38
Spatial: 51 -29 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 12

WISDOM: 84 -10
Drive: 102 0 Hours Resting: 16
Intuition: 97 0
Common Sense: 70 -17 Likely to: Flirt but then get their ass kicked
Reflection: 70 -17 Earliest memory at: Age 4


Life Points: 13 Unconscious: 2 CA: 6

Piety Points: 71 Magic Points:

Breadth: 24 BMI: 17.6177 BMI Status: Underweight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 43 Morality: 59
You are: Neutral Neutral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 64 Choleric: 29 Melancholic: 8 Phlegmatic: 3
Primary Temperament: Sanguine Secondary Temperament: Choleric

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 14

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: mammals
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 5
Head Cicumference: 19.8075

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 3 Vaginal Depth Potential: 5.39
Anal Circumference Potential: 3 Nipple Length: 0.25
Cup Size: AA Hymen Resistance: 46
Areola Diameter: 1.5 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 0.5 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 49

Cecily Braose, an unhappily married 6 year old human with an anal circumference of 3 inches!

This game is creepy as shit.

 

[Dollars2010]

>Allergy 1: mammals

 

[ASoulMan]

I tried downloading the generator on my Chromebook, but then I realized that it can't support anything.

Oh well.

 

[Surtur]

I tried downloading the generator on my Chromebook, but then I realized that it can't support anything.

Oh well.

You are a lucky one.

 

[Burned Man]

@applecat @Randall Fragg are you guys joining the game or having fun with the character generator?

 

[applecat]

I think I'll pass on actually, y'know, playing.

Also, @CatParty wanted a character too:

Spoiler

---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Hildketill Adalvidr Gender: M Race: Bugbear
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Middle Age
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 79 Weight: 304 Siblings: 2 Social Class: Slave
Age: 41 Max Age: 125 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Fur
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 1st
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Brunette w/ some gray Hair Type: Thick, wavy
Hair Length: 4 Vision: Near-sightedness, 700 feet
Facial Feature: Thin upper lip
Perceived as selfish, inconsiderate of others' feelings
Birthplace: City Birthday:5/12/5059
Most Attactive Feature: Chest Most Repulsive Feature: Buttocks
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 112 6
Physical Fitness: 84 -10 Sprint: 52
Strength: 185 37 Damage: +37% C&J: 105 Bench: 211 DL: 316
Bodily Attractiveness: 47 -34
Health: 135 17 Int/Vom: -17% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 66%

CHARISMA: 103 3
Facial: 98 0 Description: Plain
Vocal: 104 3 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 99 0 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 111 6 Avg. Speech: 155 or 185 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 96 -3
Hand-Eye Coordination: 90 -6 Finger Prec: 1/16 inch
Agility: 89 -6 CA Bonus: -2 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 115 9 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 93 -3 Max Speech: 190 Casting: +10%

INTELLIGENCE: 101 0
Language: 91 -3 #: 2 Vocab: Conversion
Math: 111 6 Highest Math: Geometry
Analytical: 110 6
Spatial: 92 -3 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 150

WISDOM: 105 3
Drive: 112 6 Hours Resting: 15
Intuition: 88 -6
Common Sense: 129 14 Likely to: Probably has the trust of their immediate family
Reflection: 92 -3 Earliest memory at: Age 3


Life Points: 37 Unconscious: 7 CA: 10

Piety Points: 68 Magic Points:

Breadth: 39 BMI: 34.3407 BMI Status: Overweight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 84 Morality: 1
You are: Neutral w/Ethical tendencies Immoral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 46 Choleric: 100 Melancholic: 89 Phlegmatic: 97
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Phlegmatic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 0

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None

------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 11
Head Cicumference: 27.92

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 6.1225 Manhood Circumference: 5.20412
Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 0.5
Areola Diameter: 3 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 5 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 48

 

[Randall Fragg]

@applecat @Randall Fragg are you guys joining the game or having fun with the character generator?

I'm thinking about joining. If I join, can I just modify my randomly generated character to be more entertaining, or should I just play as a six year old?