Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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Never gonna get my Steam dox, FAGGOT! FAGGOT! FAGGOT!
He talks like a Dragonball Z villian.
I talk like a normal real fucking human being goddammit. I know enough to know what I don't know: it's flattering, but the joke's more on you if you think that. And: have you even seen DBZ? If you had, you'd know that I talk nothing like a DBZ "villian" (fuck off gay ESL FAGGOT!).
I think what you want to say is "I am mad because I really like KCD and this was only fun when Star Wars Outlaws was getting roasted." That I can empathize with.
Not even. KCD doesn't crack top 10 games for me, it's a wash really and I don't think I'll ever replay it. With Outlaws it's fine, as an individual game he can arrive at his own conclusions and it doesn't really matter if he's coming in primed to react to it badly because of a woke controversy or whatever.

With KCD1, he had a neutral to positive reception to it and acknowledged that it wasn't to his taste, but going into KCD2 (which really isn't all that different from the first, the arguments that its intro is longer [it's pretty much the same to the first game's intro, Skalitz + Talmberg], that it's a "humiliation ritual"[seriously, his sensitivity to this shit is PATHOLOGICAL: Henry gets ambushed, loses his equipment, spends a night in the pillory, fairly bog standard and hardly the same as being gang-raped or castrated.], or that the writing is "millenial" now [the first game had plenty of millenial writing moments, there was scatological humor & silliness in a lot of quests that he didn't do] are simply wrong.) he's been approaching it with outrageous bad faith, which again is his usual style, but since it's back-to-back same games in a series the contrast and shift is jarring.
His intentions to jam this into his "Gaming is Dying" frame with "old first game good, new second game bad" are so clear and obvious. Shame that it doesn't fit whatsoever. What I don't understand is why he can't seem to process this game on multiple levels like he did with BG3. With that (even some gameplay criticisms were plain retarded, like his complaints about "enemies having levels" when that's in the Monster Manual and furthermore just a stupid and "OBJECTIVELY" wrong preference to have) he was able to acknowledge the game itself being fine while still criticising its woke elements. The Musa & gay sex controversies have totally broken-buck his brain (probably because for the futafuhrer it hits a bit too close to home?).

Another thing: how does the first game not then qualify as a "humiliation ritual" under his logic? Henry's girlfriend gets killed, his parents get killed, he loses his father's sword, he tries to escape back to Skalitz and gets brutally beaten, he starts off as a nobody in the Rattay mill, etc.
Rimworld is kinda gay NGL.
Kinda? I accept that tbh. The latest SCPwank expansion has certainly made it gayer, and has really sunk my expectations for its future.
I've never heard of anyone saying they like Metroid style resets. Its always been shitty and will never not be shitty. Doing basically full resets in a game series where your still playing the character from the last game has always been shitty.
These are necessary gameplay and story compromises, is how I view them. Complaining about Metroid style resets I view as being on about the same level as complaints like "Bethesda cities are too small they should be like Novigrad from the Witcher 3 with hundreds of nameless NPCs", "why is the protagonist an amnesiac", or "turn based combat is so unrealistic, in real life combat people don't take turns hitting each other". It is a videogame at the end of the day, and an RPG at that. Zero-to-hero is a more common fantasy that players want, I'd assume, over "god from day one".
I bet you listen to Sabaton you autistic fuck.
I hate metal, I hate jazz, I hate country, I hate pop, I hate rap. They are all old dead boomer genres whose peaks of artistry have already been reached and surpassed. They are as obsolete in the 21st century as ragtime was in the 50s.

Makeup and Vanity Set. MGMT. Le Matos's Join Us (2013). Windows 96. FM Skyline. Mcbaise. Beach House. Skule Toyama. Vapora's Hologram Plaza 3 (2019). Chris Christodoulou.
Those artists make the music I like. You're welcome.
 

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You talk like an absolute fucking faggot dude.

The excessively verbose flowery prose.

I would bully you irl. For no other reason than being a little pansy gayboy.
You are not a native English speaker and that's why you think I'm verbose. Spoiler: I'm not. I've read a couple books and thus have better vocabulary than a chalk-eating retard, that's it, which is apparently enough to fluster someone like you.

It's the mark of an unintelligent person to reduce efficient communication down to "big words". Spoiler: no one apart from midwits speaks "flowery" or "uses big words" to sound smart, they speak like that because it's the most efficient way to convey complex information and ideas.
 
With KCD1, he had a neutral to positive reception to it and acknowledged that it wasn't to his taste, but going into KCD2 (which really isn't all that different from the first, the arguments that its intro is longer, that it's a "humiliation ritual"
Yaaas queen, slay. Kingdom Come was always like this, chuddies.

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I'm fucking the game up so hard right now. I think I've killed 15 guards in Trosky castle at this point. We need to tell Synth that you can kill the uppity whore you bring to the wedding after she's outlived her usefulness, too. I tested it.
At least tell me you pirated it, that greasy kike doesn't need a second sports car.
 
At least tell me you pirated it, that greasy kike doesn't need a second sports car.
Of course I pirated it.

I've also been hard at work breaking the game. I have a 4000 groschen bounty on me in Trosky castle even though my reputation there is very high. I've managed to fight my way from one cutscene to another until now though. Even Lord Bergow walked in on my killing a few of his guards one time, he was cool with it though. This shit was not playtested at all.

Here is a picture of a guard waiting for my conversation with Hans to finish so he can kill me:
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Of course I pirated it.

I've also been hard at work breaking the game. I have a 4000 groschen bounty on me in Trosky castle even though my reputation there is very high. I've managed to fight my way from one cutscene to another until now though. Even Lord Bergow walked in on my killing a few of his guards one time, he was cool with it though. This shit was not playtested at all.

Here is a picture of a guard waiting for my conversation with Hans to finish so he can kill me:
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This really is just a Bethesda game lmfao
Historical accuracy and the setting is all this game had going for it, now it has nothing. It's a glorified Oblivion mod.
 
I talk like a normal real fucking human being goddammit.
Tbf you do type in an autistic way. The verbiage of your posts tipped me off that you're probably either a high functioning autist or you've inherited the writing practices of some other high functioning autist. I think it's fine if you just don't bloviate, but you spend way too long seething and pointing out minutia nobody really gives a fuck about.

"Synthetic Man's poor taste in video games reflects his immaturity, which limits his appreciation of the medium as an art form and prevents him from offering an authentic critique of games that exist outside his narrow view of what makes a game good or not woke."

That's really all you had to say. It's been said before in the thread a million times, even by fans of Synth. You're only getting shit from people because you make it too obvious that you're neurodivergent and angry about shit that really isn't that serious.
 
Mack's spiral is amazing. This made me laugh outloud for a good minute.
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He's still gonna whine about Synth several years down the line when his channel is in the shit and never admit it was his own fault. Good riddance, can't think of a more fitting ending for this grifter twat. He thought deleting everything and lying would work here, since it did in the past, but he forgot what kind of hornet's nest he was sticking his dick into this time.
It will be funny if his viewercount is severely lower in his next few videos than it normally would be, might be fun to see if this causes him to have drunken rants in the comment section about it.
 
He's still gonna whine about Synth several years down the line when his channel is in the shit and never admit it was his own fault. Good riddance, can't think of a more fitting ending for this grifter twat. He thought deleting everything and lying would work here, since it did in the past, but he forgot what kind of hornet's nest he was sticking his dick into this time.
It will be funny if his viewercount is severely lower in his next few videos than it normally would be, might be fun to see if this causes him to have drunken rants in the comment section about it.
He decided to take the mask off a couple years too late. Even normies are starting to pick up on woke messaging, and the pendulum is swinging the other way very quickly.
 
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Mack's spiral is amazing. This made me laugh outloud for a good minute.
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And one more that's just outright lying plain as day
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Just say it has woke shit and then say you don't care and that you enjoy it. Grow a fucking spine instead of saying shit like their is no gay romance or black people.
I feel like Synth debating him would be a blessing just so he doesn't have to hide from shadows.
 
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