Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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Yeah, me, faggot. Who gives a fuck if it comes out six months from now? People watch 4 hour jewtube essays about Dark Souls lore made like last week, this will still be worth watching if it is as thorough a break down as he claims.
I miss how synthetic man used to handle his channel. I understand that his anti woke reviews are the most viral, but personally I don't find covering blatantly bad games interesting. His channel was more interesting when he covered average games that are over hyped like Tears of the Kingdom.

I was hoping for a Monster Hunter review, but it looks like we won't get it.
 
You sound like a chatgpt bot programmed to defend synth
The shit he wrote about Blade Runner was so stupid as if Synth wrote it himself.
Uh oh! Is someone appreciating Synth in a thread about appreciating Synth? That's so scary!
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I miss how synthetic man used to handle his channel. I understand that his anti woke reviews are the most viral, but personally I don't find covering blatantly bad games interesting. His channel was more interesting when he covered average games that are over hyped like Tears of the Kingdom.

I was hoping for a Monster Hunter review, but it looks like we won't get it.
Wilds is apparently basically a DLC for MH world it's so similar. There'd be no point in a review.
 
What is with KCD2 and shit? First Henry has to eat a piece of it, then he has to grab a book for the same jew that made him eat it from a guy who died shitting himself all over the place, and now there is a quest about a guy who literally drowned in shit, and if Synth didn't chose to fight he would have to fish out that corpse from a literal river of shit.
That's not even it, there is another part in the game where you can dig thru shit in an outhouse for a crossbow. There is countless spoken lines recorded of Henry's dialogue as he is walking thru the river of shit and digging thru it, and even a unique animation of fishing thru the filth.

Who the hell at Warhorse has a scat fetish? We know Vavra has a thing for humiliating the player(and kids, allegedly looking thru his tweets) but I'm guessing this is someone else's work.
Don't forget that KCD1 starts with throwing shit at a house with your bare hands. Then Henry and Hans go to a bathhouse and fart in the tub together. Which is funnier in hindsight knowing where the Hans story goes. There's probably a bunch more I forgot.
I'm suddenly reminded of Vavra wanting to fart in someone's face too.
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Only one of us has the tranny icon avatar my friend. Enjoy your bathtub HRT ironically to own more people you don't like.
Guy who is in love with a streamer who jerks off to trannies is seething this much about a funny avatar.
Explain to us how futa totally isn't gay and how it's not about liking boys dressed as girls.

I have nothing against futa but someone like Synth being into such gay stuff is highly sus. Synth is a 1:1 copy of DSP, DSP is in denial being homosexual, what is Synth in denial about? Maybe he wants to dress in cute clothes but society won't allow him. DSP also likes to project onto others, so listen carefully when Synth talks about fetishes and fucked up stuff "the chat" is into according to him.
all you're doing is ensuring that another goon shesh is in order.
if you actually want to induce rage, how about instead of having something made to be appealing,
you use cropped futa art of no body in particular, or that one friza drawing with the big lips, you know the one

at least do the bit right.
make it hurt to even look at you
It's not that serious. It's just a joke about futa being gay. I didn't expect someone being a closeted faggot he would seethe about the avatar so much, while liking a streamer who is into "totally not trannies".
His channel was more interesting when he covered average games that are over hyped like Tears of the Kingdom.
He enjoyed BOTW and TOTK, it really shows what a normalfag he is behind all the facade. At least that Baphomet rant was some autistic cringe kino.
 
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Don't forget that KCD1 starts with throwing shit at a house with your bare hands. Then Henry and Hans go to a bathhouse and fart in the tub together. Which is funnier in hindsight knowing where the Hans story goes. There's probably a bunch more I forgot.
I'm suddenly reminded of Vavra wanting to fart in someone's face too.
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Henry starts as a peasant, so throwing shit at someone they don't like isn't entirely unheard of at the time. I don't think you could make the bathhouse scene really tasteful either, so I'm willing to let these two go.

KCD2 however? This is definitely fetishistic behavior, not one-offs. This goes well beyond any reason, just like the humiliation rituals you have to just take in the rest of the game, and definitely paints fanboys of this game in an even worse light.
 
What is with KCD2 and shit? First Henry has to eat a piece of it, then he has to grab a book for the same jew that made him eat it from a guy who died shitting himself all over the place, and now there is a quest about a guy who literally drowned in shit, and if Synth didn't chose to fight he would have to fish out that corpse from a literal river of shit.
That's not even it, there is another part in the game where you can dig thru shit in an outhouse for a crossbow. There is countless spoken lines recorded of Henry's dialogue as he is walking thru the river of shit and digging thru it, and even a unique animation of fishing thru the filth.

Who the hell at Warhorse has a scat fetish? We know Vavra has a thing for humiliating the player(and kids, allegedly looking thru his tweets) but I'm guessing this is someone else's work.
Jews have a thing for feces.
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Did a quick search since I never heard of it before. What the fuck?
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Now these I'm familiar with, lol.
Beaten to it.
 
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Don't forget that KCD1 starts with throwing shit at a house with your bare hands. Then Henry and Hans go to a bathhouse and fart in the tub together. Which is funnier in hindsight knowing where the Hans story goes. There's probably a bunch more I forgot.
I'm suddenly reminded of Vavra wanting to fart in someone's face too.
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In the first game, it's literally just teenage boys doing pranks. But they had to make it weird in the sequel.
 
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Henry starts as a peasant, so throwing shit at someone they don't like isn't entirely unheard of at the time. I don't think you could make the bathhouse scene really tasteful either, so I'm willing to let these two go.

KCD2 however? This is definitely fetishistic behavior, not one-offs. This goes well beyond any reason, just like the humiliation rituals you have to just take in the rest of the game, and definitely paints fanboys of this game in an even worse light.
In the first game, it's literally just teenage boys doing pranks. But they had to make it weird in the sequel.
Yeah it's not that weird in a vacuum but on top of all the other shit related things it just makes you raise an eyebrow.
 
Explain to us how futa totally isn't gay and how it's not about liking boys dressed as girls.
Why would I do that? You're clearly the expert on this topic given your deep appreciation for faggotry in all forms.
DSP, DSP is in denial being homosexual, what is Synth in denial about? Maybe he wants to dress in cute clothes but society won't allow him. DSP
DSP! DSP! DSP! I'll bring him up for no reason!

Schadenfreude strikes again. You're clearly madly in love with Phil seeing how you desperately want to crowbar your homosexual streaming obsession into this thread to justify acting like a faggot.
Henry starts as a peasant, so throwing shit at someone they don't like isn't entirely unheard of at the time. I don't think you could make the bathhouse scene really tasteful either, so I'm willing to let these two go.
A ton of the dialogue is very sexually charged and immature in 2. There's a weird perversion that hangs through the whole thing.
 
I think I posted this before but when I watched the streams probably 95% of bandits Synth fought has one of these three lines as combat barks.

"I'll fuck you up the arse!"
"You'll shit yourself!"
"Go pull your pizzle!"

KCD2 is absolutely obsessed with poop and faggotry.
 
I have nothing against futa
So, you don't don't personally have any anything against degeneracy...
but someone like Synth being into such gay stuff is highly sus
...but Synth is "sus" because he is degenerate?

Which one is it? Also unironically using "sus" ? Retard faggot. Go back to reddit or whatever zoomer normie hivemind you are from.
 
Why would I do that? You're clearly the expert on this topic given your deep appreciation for faggotry in all forms.

DSP! DSP! DSP! I'll bring him up for no reason!

Schadenfreude strikes again. You're clearly madly in love with Phil seeing how you desperately want to crowbar your homosexual streaming obsession into this thread to justify acting like a faggot.
Why are you dodging a simple question?
Explain to us how futa totally isn't gay and how it's not about liking boys dressed as girls.
Synth would ban you if you didn't answer his retarded questions. This is a simple, straightforward question. Why are you seething so much when you are OK with Synth jerking off to gay porn? Synth is literally DSP and a lolcow, why are you so mad about me pointing it out?
So, you don't don't personally have any anything against degeneracy...

...but Synth is "sus" because he is degenerate?

Which one is it? Also unironically using "sus" ? Retard faggot. Go back to reddit or whatever zoomer normie hivemind you are from.
Why are you so mad about me pointing out that futa is gay and that Synth is jerking off to trannies? You are mad about me "having nothing against degeneracy" while defending Synth being into fucking boys dressed as girls.

Why are you fags OK with Synth being into trannies and gay shit but are so mad about someone just joking about futa being gay? Why are you defending Synth like you are simps for a Twitch thot? Synth hates this parasocial faggotry (because he's autistic and hates people) and would tell you to fuck off or ban you.

do you like anime femboys though? cuz if you do you are what's called zoomer gay according to synth: https://youtu.be/Tg7PMoz_R9s?si=JTWmr_zNnnbONTXq
Isn't that just Synth projecting?
 
Why are you so mad about me pointing out that futa is gay
You are mad about me "having nothing against degeneracy" while defending Synth being into fucking boys dressed as girls.
Why are you fags OK with Synth being into trannies and gay shit but are so mad about someone just joking about futa being gay?
You said you don't have a problem with it. Not me. Maybe figure out why you're obsessed about stuff you say you don't have a problem with.
I pointed out that it is faggot shit for you to be talking like an obnoxious girl about something and then say you "have nothing against it."
You said you have nothing against it but you are clearly obsessed with it. Make up your mind.

Why are you defending Synth like you are simps for a Twitch thot?
Because it makes whiny crybabies like you seethe and dilate on the Kiwi Farms. And that is funny. You are like Deadname Domain, always seething at Synth and not just clicking unsubscribe and watching other videos.

KCD2 is absolutely obsessed with poop and faggotry.
It is more "that just happened" type humor that reddit types enjoy. You can imagine Vavra and his homo buddies at warhorse gathering around a computer talking about programming this stuff and probably giggling like little girls about how the gamers are going to do poop stuff in their games.
 
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As the only based KCD2 character for biting Gypsies and Cumans Synth should add Mutt to the banner.
 
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