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If you are going to tell people to not buy something, it's much more effective to lead by example.
if you already know how Nintendo does things, (E: walking back the price for the 3ds and giving people who bought it at launch free games)
then you know that Nintendo is testing the waters for the amount of bullshit they can get away with.

everyone has different wants out of what would make the Switch 2 worth buying, if you know you can make money off playing the games, write off buying it for taxes, and make money reviewing the games, you'd buy it. It's a far different situation than if somebody had no way of making some of that value back.

if it has overpriced games that never go on sale and region locked? I'm fucking out.
want to know how to get someone like me on the baby game tablet?
Region free, backwards compatible, no DRM for physical, and Japanese prices for games (25 bucks for a new 1st party game after 4 months)
 
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After all, I saw you squeal when Jewthro gave you a public beating in the chat a week ago
Goddamnit man!
Has anyone played South of Midnight?
You might as well ask if we’ve eaten glass.
United States of Israel America president.
Claus, you are the last person who should speak about the presidents of other countries when your president is a cartel plant who is also a turbo-Jew.
 
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Has anyone played South of Midnight?
I downloaded it cause i have Game Pass, i only played about an hours worth, it seemed like it was setting up that the white half of the main characters family (and her deceased father) are evil. and that Bunny her grandmother was trying to steal the magical African power of weaving or whatever.
if so cringe, if there is more to it than that and its not just demonising white people for something that happened 200 years ago, I'll give it another go.
I watched Synth play it on stream.
 
At 8:40 min he says ;

''It's not necessarily about money, I have the money, I can afford to buy these games and the consoles no problem and I WILL because I am a game reviewer even though I probably won't make videos on a lot of those because most of the people who come to this channel don't come to see Nintendo games''

On the one hand, he's telling people not to buy the Switch, but on the other hand, he's telling them that HE will buy it because he's a 'game reviewer', only to then say he won't be reviewing most of the games on the NS2. Then why even get it in the first place? I thought the point of getting these greedy companies to stop fucking us over was to vote with our wallets?

If you are going to tell people to not buy something, it's much more effective to lead by example. Even if he was going to review tons of games on the Switch 2, out of protest against Nintendo's sleazy and greedy practices, he should refuse to buy and review any of their NS2 games.

Yes, he's correct in the points he made against Nintendo, but he comes off as a hypocrite when he's telling people not to buy Switch 2 while he admits he will buy one himself, which makes me question what his principles even are to begin with or how serious he is in following them.

I can afford the Switch 2 as well but I sure as hell wouldn't buy it for any reason because that would make me a willing participant in helping to enable Nintendo's greedy and disgusting practices.
If it's viable to use emulation of a new switch 2 released game as early as first week launch, I would say synth on principal, should use an emulator instead of paying money to Jewtendo.

Even TOTK came out early on emulator before it even released, so it shouldn't fuck up with synth's "release the vid while it's still a hot topic."
Has anyone played South of Midnight?
I downloaded it cause i have Game Pass, i only played about an hours worth, it seemed like it was setting up that the white half of the main characters family (and her deceased father) are evil. and that Bunny her grandmother was trying to steal the magical African power of weaving or whatever.
if so cringe, if there is more to it than that and its not just demonising white people for something that happened 200 years ago, I'll give it another go.
1) Delete South of Midnight. It's more boring than woke.
2) Stop subscribing to gamepass and other gay netflix shit.
3) Set up emulator and find pirate website because modern game tranny devs don't deserve our money.
 
At 8:40 min he says ;

''It's not necessarily about money, I have the money, I can afford to buy these games and the consoles no problem and I WILL because I am a game reviewer even though I probably won't make videos on a lot of those because most of the people who come to this channel don't come to see Nintendo games''

On the one hand, he's telling people not to buy the Switch, but on the other hand, he's telling them that HE will buy it because he's a 'game reviewer', only to then say he won't be reviewing most of the games on the NS2. Then why even get it in the first place? I thought the point of getting these greedy companies to stop fucking us over was to vote with our wallets?

If you are going to tell people to not buy something, it's much more effective to lead by example. Even if he was going to review tons of games on the Switch 2, out of protest against Nintendo's sleazy and greedy practices, he should refuse to buy and review any of their NS2 games.

Yes, he's correct in the points he made against Nintendo, but he comes off as a hypocrite when he's telling people not to buy Switch 2 while he admits he will buy one himself, which makes me question what his principles even are to begin with or how serious he is in following them.

I can afford the Switch 2 as well but I sure as hell wouldn't buy it for any reason because that would make me a willing participant in helping to enable Nintendo's greedy and disgusting practices.
Yes, he using the excuse he's a game reviewer so he'll buy it but telling people not to support Nintendo is ridiculous. The emulator will be out quick no doubt, and his audience is obviously willing to wait for reviews. It's a ridiculous reason he's giving.
As a side note, there's no reason to preface "I'm not a communist or socialist" when talking about money; desiring for people to have liveable wages and affordable groceries isn't a partisan issue. I hate it was allowed to be hijacked.
cool, was it white people evil, black people magic?
did her dad turn out to be evil?
White Grandma is evil, doesn't deserve happiness or a chance at redemption. The black, absentee step dad gets his own little arc while the white dad gets a headstone.
 
At 8:40 min he says ;

''It's not necessarily about money, I have the money, I can afford to buy these games and the consoles no problem and I WILL because I am a game reviewer even though I probably won't make videos on a lot of those because most of the people who come to this channel don't come to see Nintendo games''

On the one hand, he's telling people not to buy the Switch, but on the other hand, he's telling them that HE will buy it because he's a 'game reviewer', only to then say he won't be reviewing most of the games on the NS2. Then why even get it in the first place? I thought the point of getting these greedy companies to stop fucking us over was to vote with our wallets?

If you are going to tell people to not buy something, it's much more effective to lead by example. Even if he was going to review tons of games on the Switch 2, out of protest against Nintendo's sleazy and greedy practices, he should refuse to buy and review any of their NS2 games.

Yes, he's correct in the points he made against Nintendo, but he comes off as a hypocrite when he's telling people not to buy Switch 2 while he admits he will buy one himself, which makes me question what his principles even are to begin with or how serious he is in following them.

I can afford the Switch 2 as well but I sure as hell wouldn't buy it for any reason because that would make me a willing participant in helping to enable Nintendo's greedy and disgusting practices.
This is just his laziness and something I will shit on him for. Have at least a drop of self-restraint, nigger. I GET being lazy. I'm also lazy, but I still force myself to go to my wage cage and also I can force myself to NOT waste money supporting JewJapNigger greedy business practices.
 
Game prices
This was a terrible argument even when I thought those prices were true, yea sure, inflation bla bla bla, but gaming is more profitable than it's ever been, especially for Nintendo, and meanwhile people are poorer than they were in the 80s because of general inflation compared to wages. More than that, in reality, games were actually cheaper back then because they went on sale much more frequently, and most people rented their games for a low price, not to mention that games actually were more expensive to distribute back when each one was a mini computer. But man, DKC2 and Yoshi's Island went on sale for 37.99 within a year of launch, despite being number 6 and 8 top sellers for the system, at 5 and 4 million copies sold, meanwhile, no Nintendo game has ever gone on sale in the past 10 years, including dogshit games like Princess Peach showtime (even Arlo called it a piece of shit lol), and several have increased in priced in that time like DKC TF.
Yes, he's correct in the points he made against Nintendo, but he comes off as a hypocrite when he's telling people not to buy Switch 2 while he admits he will buy one himself, which makes me question what his principles even are to begin with or how serious he is in following them.

I can afford the Switch 2 as well but I sure as hell wouldn't buy it for any reason because that would make me a willing participant in helping to enable Nintendo's greedy and disgusting practices.

This is just his laziness and something I will shit on him for. Have at least a drop of self-restraint, nigger. I GET being lazy. I'm also lazy, but I still force myself to go to my wage cage and also I can force myself to NOT waste money supporting JewJapNigger greedy business practices.
I think Synth is just trying to be honest with people, and he expects people to accept that his situation is different and that his purchase doesn't matter. Nintendo can still back down if 1,000 streamers all buy their console at launch and write it off as a business expense, and I can't really fault Synth for keeping his options open by buying at launch, especially since he does want to play the launch titles, however he should have kept his mouth shut, since telling people that he is going to buy is going to cause other people to buy.
The emulator will be out quick no doubt
I wouldn't be sure of that, we all thought Switch 2 was going to be basically the same as Switch 1, like the Wii and Gamecube, because of Yuzu and Ryujinx getting taken down, but it seems like that isn't the case and it's likely emulators devs will need to start from scratch, and that Nintendo just didn't want a repeat of the TotK piracy situation with people emulating TotK/BotW/Kirby on day 1, since despite being made for Switch 2, they are Switch 1 games that are just too resource intensive for the Switch 1 (although I would be interested in seeing some homebrew autist check their performance on an overclocked Switch Oled, which is more powerful than Switch 1 if you let it use its hardware, and can run TotK at a consistent 60fps with overclocking.).
 
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On the one hand, he's telling people not to buy the Switch, but on the other hand, he's telling them that HE will buy it because he's a 'game reviewer', only to then say he won't be reviewing most of the games on the NS2. Then why even get it in the first place?
Because eventually something he will want to or need to make a video on will come out and he will need the fucker.
 
Synth loves baby games and that's primarily what Nintendo makes, yea no fucking shit he's buying a Switch 2.
Synth made some ridiculous comment about Croc the other day about it being too easy or something. Yeah no shit Croc is easy it was made for kids and it was advertised on kids direct to video tape movies like power rangers and home alone 3. The jewel case had an entry card for a raffle to win a fucking backpack.
 
Synth made some ridiculous comment about Croc the other day about it being too easy or something. Yeah no shit Croc is easy it was made for kids and it was advertised on kids direct to video tape movies like power rangers and home alone 3. The jewel case had an entry card for a raffle to win a fucking backpack.
To be fair to Synth the original Croc on PS1 had Resident Evil 1 style tank controls and also had a static camera so if a projectile came at you from behind you had no way of seeing it and would instantly die.

The remaster has a modern control scheme and free flying camera which makes it significantly easier, that's what he was talking about.
 
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I never get how Nintendo gets a pass with wokeness. Every other game and company gets a fucking litany of crimes (real or imagined), yet Nintendo has "some dei designs, no biggie". Just fucking admit it that it's as bad as Soyny (if not worse), with years of ruining game scripts, censorship, and cases of trannting characters. And that's without the point that Nintendo makes Disney look like a saint in their customer and IP practices.
 
Synth loves baby games and that's primarily what Nintendo makes, yea no fucking shit he's buying a Switch 2.
I just don’t see what synth would review with that console. Nintendo isn’t really egregiously woke enough for an entertaining review. Unless we get another TOTK with a brown princess and the baphomet.
 
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I never get how Nintendo gets a pass with wokeness. Every other game and company gets a fucking litany of crimes (real or imagined), yet Nintendo has "some dei designs, no biggie". Just fucking admit it that it's as bad as Soyny (if not worse), with years of ruining game scripts, censorship, and cases of trannting characters. And that's without the point that Nintendo makes Disney look like a saint in their customer and IP practices.
Disney Nintendo adults.
 
To be fair to Synth the original Croc on PS1 had Resident Evil 1 style tank controls and also had a static camera so if a projectile came at you from behind you had no way of seeing it and would instantly die.

The remaster has a modern control scheme and free flying camera which makes it significantly easier, that's what he was talking about.
I never played the original. Was it any good?
 
Has anyone played South of Midnight?
I downloaded it cause i have Game Pass, i only played about an hours worth, it seemed like it was setting up that the white half of the main characters family (and her deceased father) are evil. and that Bunny her grandmother was trying to steal the magical African power of weaving or whatever.
if so cringe, if there is more to it than that and its not just demonising white people for something that happened 200 years ago, I'll give it another go.


EVERY. SINGLE. WHITE. PERSON from the past is shown as evil.
 
I never get how Nintendo gets a pass with wokeness. Every other game and company gets a fucking litany of crimes (real or imagined), yet Nintendo has "some dei designs, no biggie". Just fucking admit it that it's as bad as Soyny (if not worse), with years of ruining game scripts, censorship, and cases of trannting characters. And that's without the point that Nintendo makes Disney look like a saint in their customer and IP practices.

Boiling frog phenomenon. That's why
 
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