Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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(the last good thing by rockstar was Max Payne 3) while I didn't hate RDR2, I wish the gameplay was fun, wish the mission design was fun.
I quite liked the shooting mechanics in RDR2, I do agree that the mission designs were shit though. Shame we'll never get another good game, guess it's not all bad since a Max Payne 4 would probably manage to suck somehow.
 
I quite liked the shooting mechanics in RDR2, I do agree that the mission designs were shit though. Shame we'll never get another good game, guess it's not all bad since a Max Payne 4 would probably manage to suck somehow.
I liked them too but they're not optimized for seamless gameplay; Very cinematic and floaty. RDR1 was great.

I wish Rockstar brought back the shooting mechanics from MP3, they were perfect.

Also.. I don't care for modern Remedy remaking MP1/2, they can take a hike tbh.
 
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Funny how this thread died down when Coby got his own thread. Almost as if a bunch of people finally realized that this isn't their own personal circlejerk and that the farms aren't their friend, that or they actually realized Coby is indeed a lolcow thanks to the simpgate fiasco.

"Based literal tranny calls out a closeted cock chaser"
Yup, it's a typical "anti-wokeTM" drama video!
The lolcow thread is one life support, it only gets like 1-3 new posts a day and is frequently in danger of sliding off the first page of the grift wars subforum.
 
Funny how this thread died down when Coby got his own thread. Almost as if a bunch of people finally realized that this isn't their own personal circlejerk and that the farms aren't their friend, that or they actually realized Coby is indeed a lolcow thanks to the simpgate fiasco.
Or people are just tired of retards coming in and shitting up the thread with the same few responses on repeat. Other threads contained some of that sperging, but not all.

I stopped even reading this thread for a while as it was just worthless spam just like your post.
 
Or people are just tired of retards coming in and shitting up the thread with the same few responses on repeat. Other threads contained some of that sperging, but not all.

I stopped even reading this thread for a while as it was just worthless spam just like your post.
It also doesn't help that all of Synth's fans got relentlessly harassed and bullied off the site.

That's actually a problem with this forum in general. Anyone who goes even slightly against the grain gets immediately dogpiled until they say fuck it and go somewhere else.

That's why a lot of the subforums are basically ghost towns of like ten people screaming into the void about troons or whatever, they chased everyone else who might contribute to the discussion away.
 
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It also doesn't help that all of Synth's fans got relentlessly harassed and bullied off the site.

That's actually a problem with this forum in general. Anyone who goes even slightly against the grain gets immediately dogpiled until they say fuck it and go somewhere else.

That's why a lot of the subforums are basically ghost towns of like ten people screaming into the void about troons or whatever, they chased everyone else who might contribute to the discussion away.
a lot of people were heavily active, I guess some have dipped on to other boards and refuse to come here, the farms have its own base of users who are not interested in drama but were keen in watching the synth trajectory where if you go in the first few pages, people were already discussing if he is a lolcow or not. Some become regular posters but after the kirsche drama people just dipped because whether we like it or not, kirsche showed how pathetic of a subhuman synth really is when dealing with people.

Banning long time supporters and watchers like Husky, Puar is sexy, cry, Dragzilla because of a woman he never met. The guy went on and lamented why he bother giving attention to her and only to backtrack why she replied back, this is pathetic and no one close to him is calling him out. This have offed me especially that i just cancelled my membership and many in the thread did too, and this tragedy is still a stranger to synth.

My gripe is if he does not talk about how pathetic he is and how bad life is to him like all the "woe is me" shit, I think we can see a rise of synth again, atleast in my image because he clearly he is not DBDR who has some relatable and fucked up life experiences and he clearly is not Rehab room, him talking about incel shit does more harm than good and he needs to just treat his youtube career with a bit of self respect and nuance.
 
It also doesn't help that all of Synth's fans got relentlessly harassed and bullied off the site.

That's actually a problem with this forum in general. Anyone who goes even slightly against the grain gets immediately dogpiled until they say fuck it and go somewhere else.

That's why a lot of the subforums are basically ghost towns of like ten people screaming into the void about troons or whatever, they chased everyone else who might contribute to the discussion away.
Yes, a lot of people here have this view that everything is black and white. If you don't blindly interpret everything that happens in the worst possible light then you're a fanboy for your e-daddy and need to be doxed and harassed like the OP of this thread. And they're not petty or mad, they're just laughing so much you see. It gets pretty tiresome to deal with such people and their reddit mentality.
 
it pales in comparison to 1 and 2.
What am I missing here? Is it nostalgia for most who have a liking for the first two games? I prefer the third one to all others. Not to say that the predecessors are worse, they're loads of fun.

I don't know... Maybe I'm biased, I love the gangster favela setting and the juxtoposition of a white yankee being placed in Brazil like a fish out of water. Peak Rockstar writing, cinematography, soundtrack, gameplay, location... It just sellls it well to me.

My ranking would be as follows: MP3>MP2>MP1.
 
What am I missing here? Is it nostalgia for most who have a liking for the first two games? I prefer the third one to all others. Not to say that the predecessors are worse, they're loads of fun.

I don't know... Maybe I'm biased, I love the gangster favela setting and the juxtoposition of a white yankee being placed in Brazil like a fish out of water. Peak Rockstar writing, cinematography, soundtrack, gameplay, location... It just sellls it well to me.

My ranking would be as follows: MP3>MP2>MP1.
Max in 3 is a Rockstar character, not the original character he was in 1 and 2, the writing is just not the same.
However.. as far as 3PS shooting mechanics go, Max Payne 3 is among the best games in that genre ever released. Shooting is enjoyable, impactful, the kills very satisfying, every combat scenario is expertly crafted and constantly keeps you on your toes.
The only downsides of the game for me are the unskippable minutes long cutscenes that are actually masking the loading screens, and the classic Rockstar retarded decision to prioritize realism over fun with Max being unable to hide any long weapon, and constantly dropping them or switching off them during cutscenes.
 
It also doesn't help that all of Synth's fans got relentlessly harassed and bullied off the site.

That's actually a problem with this forum in general. Anyone who goes even slightly against the grain gets immediately dogpiled until they say fuck it and go somewhere else.

That's why a lot of the subforums are basically ghost towns of like ten people screaming into the void about troons or whatever, they chased everyone else who might contribute to the discussion away.
While that's true, Synth also just lost a lot of fans by being a simping faggot with no principles, so let's not just pretend it's all due to people being mean. I am surprised Synth has any fans left, with how eagerly he has been banning all of them for calling out his bullshit.
 
While that's true, Synth also just lost a lot of fans by being a simping faggot with no principles, so let's not just pretend it's all due to people being mean. I am surprised Synth has any fans left, with how eagerly he has been banning all of them for calling out his bullshit.
Oh absolutely, that Vtuber shit was the cringiest shit ever. I'm just saying harassing everyone off the site who generate discussion leads to empty threads kept alive by two or three people spamming "lol futa" over and over and over again.

Is that interesting? I don't think so but that's just me.
 
Max in 3 is a Rockstar character, not the original character he was in 1 and 2
I have to agree on that, the writing in the first two was very much a parody of the noir-esque detective genre. 3 took a much darker and realistic tone. But since I'm a sucker for that Rockstar golden touch, I can't help but prefer 3 lol.

The only downsides of the game for me are the unskippable minutes long cutscenes
Yeah, those can be brutal for quick replays.
 
Oh absolutely, that Vtuber shit was the cringiest shit ever. I'm just saying harassing everyone off the site who generate discussion leads to empty threads kept alive by two or three people spamming "lol futa" over and over and over again.

Is that interesting? I don't think so but that's just me.
He definitely doesn't have anywhere near the personality or craziness of a lolcow, he's just a garden variety lying faggot. Basically ACK Ma'am but way less successful. I agree that KF has issues with users that are as obnoxious and nutters as the people they spend all their time laughing at, but that's also why I mostly go to the Autistic Thunderdome and a handful of hobby threads.
 
He definitely doesn't have anywhere near the personality or craziness of a lolcow, he's just a garden variety lying faggot. Basically ACK Ma'am but way less successful. I agree that KF has issues with users that are as obnoxious and nutters as the people they spend all their time laughing at, but that's also why I mostly go to the Autistic Thunderdome and a handful of hobby threads.
Yea I strongly prefer the off topic boards. I like the U.S politics thread and the videogames board. I don't know who the designated janny is for the Thunderdome but it's very based that they allow shitposting and aren't obnoxious faggots about it.
 
What am I missing here? Is it nostalgia for most who have a liking for the first two games? I prefer the third one to all others. Not to say that the predecessors are worse, they're loads of fun.

I don't know... Maybe I'm biased, I love the gangster favela setting and the juxtoposition of a white yankee being placed in Brazil like a fish out of water. Peak Rockstar writing, cinematography, soundtrack, gameplay, location... It just sellls it well to me.

My ranking would be as follows: MP3>MP2>MP1.
you're not missing anything here. you just like MP3 better.

i do like MP3. but the writing is way different. Max in 1 and 2 is so focused on revenge, booze, pills, and boinking Mona. max in 3 is trying his best to be a hero for his employers, especially the wife and gf, and for random civvies in the brazil ghetto.

and the humor. before the CUCKening with Alan Wake 2, Sam Lake actually made Max's humor dark as fuck BUT witty in MP 1 and 2. For 3, Max is just sick of everyone's shit.
 
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max in 3 is trying his best to be a hero for his employers, especially the wife and gf, and for random civvies in the brazil ghetto.
It wasn't what he had in mind initially, it was just a gig that he reluctantly agreed to take part in from Pasos(love that guy). It was his way of sorta getting right, and setting his mind away from the depression he'd built up prior. The shitshow that happened and the conspiracy that unraveled before his eyes set him right back to his old self. Max can only function under heavy distress and bullets flying at his face(at least after the death of Mona). He wasn't fighting for hero's sake, that environment just gave him stability.

To this day, no game has captured such an authentic looking favela/Brazil experience lol.
 
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