Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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idk i was here to lurk during the keffals drama, saw the site went to shit and up a numerous times. Then i retired to gaming board, because lolcows dry up the mind and make you feel dizzy so I spent a majority of time i am here on Games board and sometimes multimedia. Its a forum, even though a good amount of you are edgy fags, there is still normalcy that I come to admire once in a blue moon.
I assume your favorite streamer asking his father what he thinks about japanese dickgirls is part of this normalcy you enjoy so much. If that's normal to you then by all means call me a psychopath. I wouldn't want to dry up your mind and make you feel dizzy by challenging you in any way.
 
I have to agree on that, the writing in the first two was very much a parody of the noir-esque detective genre. 3 took a much darker and realistic tone. But since I'm a sucker for that Rockstar golden touch, I can't help but prefer 3 lol.


Yeah, those can be brutal for quick replays.
It's kinda like the Saints Row fan base split,some prefer 1-2 and some prefer the later series.
Max Payne 3 is deemed a failure for take 2,but seeing how the Saints Row reboot went maybe not having a Max Payne 4 is a good thing.
 
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Synth be like.
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Except Synth wouldn't make it through creating an empire in Stellaris.

The second his cortex is engaged his whole system short circuits into rage mode. I can already hear him, "What is this autistic bullshit!?" Synth will only play muscle memory games, if he even thinks a puzzle is coming he yells at chat like they are GPT until they solve it for him. He would then proceed to rant about (the admittedly) egregious DLC/monetization strategy for an hour to justify his inability to play anything that requires an attention span beyond that of a Jack Russell Terrier.
 
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Max Payne 3 is deemed a failure for take 2
Take 2 will kill Rockstar in the long run, expectation to exponentially make more money with each game release is not feasible.
,but seeing how the Saints Row reboot went maybe not having a Max Payne 4 is a good thing.
I don't trust anyone these days to reboot or continue working on franchises. I don't even trust the original creators of ips to continue their work. Slightly off-topic but I'm sorta looking forward to the new King of the Hill season, I know that I will be really disappointed.
 
would he play as the toucans or his idea of humanity?

I mean to do it right you have to spend all day off stream making as many humorous IRL analogs as you can (or take builds from supers/emails) for a small map, then chat gets to have fun wondering when you will finally encounter 'The Spayse Neg Eyars' or 'The Galactic Economic Forum.'

Effort is an anathema to him though and he would probably just open up the screen and start typing "Synthler's Legion." He would actually enjoy the amount of gameplay freedom and variety you have, namely in the form of the different slavery types present in the game (if he dropped like $200 bucks, lol).

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It's kinda like the Saints Row fan base split,some prefer 1-2 and some prefer the later series.
Max Payne 3 is deemed a failure for take 2,but seeing how the Saints Row reboot went maybe not having a Max Payne 4 is a good thing.
hell, yeah. Saints Row 1 was mostly gangsta shit, while SR2 had gangsta stuff and Some silly shit. SR3 and beyond went off the rails.

SR2 is the best in the series, IMO. and if you just want to turn your brain off and game for a bit, SR4 can be entertaining.
 
I assume your favorite streamer asking his father what he thinks about japanese dickgirls is part of this normalcy you enjoy so much. If that's normal to you then by all means call me a psychopath. I wouldn't want to dry up your mind and make you feel dizzy by challenging you in any way.
you ball wash null dude, we over here called a synth a faggot every other day, plus the asking about japanese dickgirls to his own dad is not a big of deal, are we gonna ignore the thousand of reels and videos where guys have milked their parents embarrassment asking them the same stuff? Just search "asking my dad about embarrassing", it was a comedic value question to get some jokes for the podcast and your pearl clutching over it.

and also your reading comprehension sucks, lolcow content in its own is mind drying and brain dead which made me a very passive user in the forums. Its amazing how simple opinions can make disturb you that much
 
you ball wash null dude, we over here called a synth a faggot every other day, plus the asking about japanese dickgirls to his own dad is not a big of deal, are we gonna ignore the thousand of reels and videos where guys have milked their parents embarrassment asking them the same stuff? Just search "asking my dad about embarrassing", it was a comedic value question to get some jokes for the podcast and your pearl clutching over it.

and also your reading comprehension sucks, lolcow content in its own is mind drying and brain dead which made me a very passive user in the forums. Its amazing how simple opinions can make disturb you that much
Synth: "I am a big-ass faggot who wants giant futa cock in my ass. But other people has said way worse things on the internet, so that makes my opinion not as bad as theirs. Therefore, you shouldn’t make fun of me."
 
Synth: "I am a big-ass faggot who wants giant futa cock in my ass. But other people has said way worse things on the internet, so that makes my opinion not as bad as theirs. Therefore, you shouldn’t make fun of me."
well yeah he is a thin skin fag, but that does not make the people crying over him for nothing less faggy. There are legitimate shit things he has done where one can clown on him, but stuff like unironically calling him dsp (i am still waiting for sons of kojima compilation on the guy) does not hold as he is not a beggar and he play games sufficiently very well, atleast the guy completes the main games he plays like Kingdom come deliverance 2 who still only 30% of people manage to complete.
 
I couldn't help but laugh when he was calling his audience low life losers in yesterday's stream. He so wants to be a normie so bad that he's projecting his insecurities onto chat lmao. Rule number one in content creation: Never insult your audience.
If he truly wanted to be a normie, he should go outside and try to socialize but knowing how blackpilled he is, I doubt he'll do anything.
 
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