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One Page Rules has a crowdfunding campaign for a plastic starter set, they achieved their 60k USD funding goal in 16 minutes.

Its a pretty big push, with both a plastic starter set and plastic expansion sets. With pledges for game stores to get some supply. I kinda hope they succeed, rules are a bit jank but the one guy behind it is an autist who doesnt really partcipate in eternal slapfights like the TC guys, Even if the community is a bit pozzed
He's a furry from 4chan and his fetish is all over some factions. Still the game plays well and acts as a gate way to get people off GW.

The community is pozzed and very whiny. They get upset at even minor rule changes or increased complexity. They want the dumbest rule system possible with a free form army builder.
 
He's a furry from 4chan and his fetish is all over some factions. Still the game plays well and acts as a gate way to get people off GW.

The community is pozzed and very whiny. They get upset at even minor rule changes or increased complexity. They want the dumbest rule system possible with a free form army builder.
Oh yeah ive seen the kevetching over the new ruleset, kinda autistic if you ask me. With both compfags and complete numbskulls seething hard

Him being a furry explains why the beastmen and ratmen are fleshed out models wise compared to everyone else though
 
Oh yeah ive seen the kevetching over the new ruleset, kinda autistic if you ask me. With both compfags and complete numbskulls seething hard

Him being a furry explains why the beastmen and ratmen are fleshed out models wise compared to everyone else though
do you know what the new rules changed?

The Ratmen are mice with furry mounts. The jackals are furonas..
 
do you know what the new rules changed?

The Ratmen are mice with furry mounts. The jackals are furonas..
The new rules are just army rules for the moment. But the gist of it is that some rules were renamed and spread out to more units as a whole, every army list has an army wide special rule (e.g Humans have +1 to morale when within 6" of each other) that usually has heroes that buff it more. Which i personally like for the most part, some have it better than others but its relatively simple.
Most of the numbnut bitching is that there are alot more "crit" rules that trigger on 6s and some that have to rely on more markers for book keeping. My only real complaint about that there are more "virtual" or "soft" rules that have no real representation, but a simple marker and more experience could solve that, i personally just started the hobby in 2023
 
Most of the numbnut bitching is that there are alot more "crit" rules that trigger on 6s and some that have to rely on more markers for book keeping. My only real complaint about that there are more "virtual" or "soft" rules that have no real representation, but a simple marker and more experience could solve that, i personally just started the hobby in 2023
Get out newfag!

Tokens aren't an issue but the exploding 6s is a bad game mechanic because it can't be points costed right. Rending was useless before because +1ap usually cost the same amount of points and was consistent damage increasing. on 10 attacks you're going to average 1 6. Compare that to +1 to all your damage rolls. As a mechanic it would go great on Goblins or Skaven where occasionally their retarded weapons get a super charge and just gib you. But any serious army is going to take the AP and benefit from it so much more.
 
I've been sent here to ask about Tranch Crusade Muslim faction, apperantly they are completely at odds with the grimdark since god forbid they make Muslims look bad like they do to the Christians.
yes and no
they're pretty much only muslim larpers, their main form of magic bullshitery comes from Alchemic magic and homunculi, which is at odds with actual Muslim shit. They're more or less just ottomans with alchemy that makes abominations, i dont think any of their units have any actual muslim lore, its all alchemy.
 
yes and no
they're pretty much only muslim larpers, their main form of magic bullshitery comes from Alchemic magic and homunculi, which is at odds with actual Muslim shit. They're more or less just ottomans with alchemy that makes abominations, i dont think any of their units have any actual muslim lore, its all alchemy.
Wow. The best part about this retarded choice is that by doing this you miss a lot of the very cool aspects of Islam you could bring in, like actual mystics and sufi movements that formed during the crusade era due to the millenarian fervor you'd see in some Shi'a movements. I can easily see alchemy and occultism among some circles, because Islam during that period had a lot of kept Greek lore and dabbled in things like medicine, but that's dumb.

It's as lame as the mormon cash grab.
 
I've been sent here to ask about Tranch Crusade Muslim faction, apperantly they are completely at odds with the grimdark since god forbid they make Muslims look bad like they do to the Christians.
The Muslims hold themselves up behind a big ass wall stretching across part of Syria and Iraq. They’ll blow anyone up with artillery if they even attempt to enter without the Sultan’s permission. And if anyone survives, alchemically derived monsters will rip them limb from limb.

The lore has Iron Sultanate come across as arrogant and opulent. Let the Christians take on the brunt of the forces of Hell since it was their crusaders which opened the portal to Hell on the first place. Bear in mind that the Sultanate is fine with creating artificial life, those creatures don’t have souls so that means we aren’t mocking Allah’s power of creation.

It’s taking the medieval depiction of a rich, wise, and decadent Islam to an extreme, much like they do with medieval Christian zealotry. A lot of gold armor, fancy robes, huge cannons, and access to incredible knowledge.

Medieval Islam wasn’t the fanatical suicide bombing Wahabbist insanity we see today. Most thought was either legalism on the application of sharia or mystical pondering on being closer to God. Trench Crusade takes that and makes it go a little bit to 11.

For example, there is a subfaction for the Assassins literally called the Sacrifice (Fida’i), who are sent out on secret missions and will not compromise anything to achieve their goals. The assassins smoke drugs which allow them to bend space and time for a few seconds to avoid danger. All while Dervisher warrior monks kill you with the whirling dervish dance.
 
Wow. The best part about this retarded choice is that by doing this you miss a lot of the very cool aspects of Islam you could bring in, like actual mystics and sufi movements that formed during the crusade era due to the millenarian fervor you'd see in some Shi'a movements. I can easily see alchemy and occultism among some circles, because Islam during that period had a lot of kept Greek lore and dabbled in things like medicine, but that's dumb.

It's as lame as the mormon cash grab.
Double posting but I want to point out that they have all this stuff. I talked about the mystical assassins above but there is a whole subfaction dedicated Islam’s scientific achievements.

The House of Wisdom are warbands led by researchers exploring war torn lands for lost knowledge. The Alchemists get abilities from different academic disciplines. Those from the Ibn Sina (guy who wrote the standard medical textbook for medieval Europe and the Islamic world) School of Medicine get healing bonuses. Studying geometry allows you to infiltrate models. A philosophy degree makes your warband immune from fleeing the battle. TC didn’t skimp out on the Islam faction.
 
I dunno. He's out of breath sitting down.
Yeah ngl he seems pretty harmless.
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David Simpson is getting much worse mentally. His fans on his Gamers On Games channel are openly calling for more political assassinations of conservatives on YouTube. David Simpson himself is using James Gunn's DC comic character to defend domestic terrorism against Americans. I guess his D&D group kicked him out, causing him to have a mental breakdown.
 
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David Simpson is getting much worse mentally. His fans on his Gamers On Games channel are openly calling for more political assassinations of conservatives on YouTube. David Simpson himself is using James Gunn's DC comic character to defend domestic terrorism against Americans. I guess his D&D group kicked him out, causing him to have a mental breakdown.
I stand corrected. Simpson is more fucked than I initially thought.
 
I never heard of this guy before, but man, you gotta be damaged for a D&D group to shun you.
His D&D group is probably far left to begin with. If I had to guess. He probably threatened someone's girlfriend over an opinion on Trannies or Harry Potter.



I stand corrected. Simpson is more fucked than I initially thought.
He outright posted a spree shooting threat with his GI robot post. He was not hiding the fact he supported Charlie Kirk getting assassinated. You can tell something recently triggered him something awful in real life.
 
I've been sent here to ask about Tranch Crusade Muslim faction, apperantly they are completely at odds with the grimdark since god forbid they make Muslims look bad like they do to the Christians.
Christians aren't prone to suddenly and violently exploding.
The Muslims hold themselves up behind a big ass wall stretching across part of Syria and Iraq. They’ll blow anyone up with artillery if they even attempt to enter without the Sultan’s permission. And if anyone survives, alchemically derived monsters will rip them limb from limb.
Inshallah, Make the Levant Great Again!
 
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